You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
(I walk in with a Speedway coffee)
Grandma: You bought coffee?
Me: Well, it was free. I had a coupon.
Grandma: You know, I've got a whole can of coffee in the kitchen. You can help yourself to that.
Me: Thanks, Grandma, but I got this one free because I had a coupon.
She seemed a little disappointed that I didn't ask her for coffee first 😣
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
I am reminded of Fred Clark's comment that people like the authors of Left Behind are so scared of wolves in sheep's clothing that they'll vote for actual wolves.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
I knew you'd reply to that and you knew I knew you'd reply to that
i put in the oil. i turn up the heat. i put in the garlic. approximately three hundred nanoseconds before it falls into the oil it blackens, in midair. all nutrition is evaporated and what is left is the charcoal like objects which proceed into the pan. i can no longer locate them. they are perfect black bodies. i stir the oil randomly and hope that it is moving the garlic with it. i add the carrots. the oil explodes, pouring upward in hatred of gravity directly into my face where i get flashbacks to being rejected by all prospective prom dates. i add bok choy and green onion and the popping noises reach such a volume that i can see the walls vibrating, not from the sound itself, but from the gravitational waves made by the garlic's vibration, which has by now dropped below schwartzchild radius and formed a carbonated singularity.
it tastes okay. i just don't understand. i try to follow directions
i usually do garlic with olive oil and not that much of it (the recipe cards usually say 1 or 2 teaspoons but i'm probably doing like a tablespoon but olive oil is good so fuck you) and it becomes only slightly burnt. also for nice crispiness the trick is to cover your meat and/or other things with flour and/or cornstarch
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
I am going to find whoever sold this crappy USB cable and strangle them with it
Is It really too much to ask that it stay plugged in longer than literally 2 seconds at a time?
And no, it's not because of the phone case. It's just as finicky without it.
The AmazonBasics micro-USB cables are also pretty good. Conversely, I got some cheapo micro-USB cables from eBay once, and they wouldn't stay put no matter what. (They made decent power-only cables for my Raspberry Pi, though.)
i put in the oil. i turn up the heat. i put in the garlic. approximately three hundred nanoseconds before it falls into the oil it blackens, in midair. all nutrition is evaporated and what is left is the charcoal like objects which proceed into the pan. i can no longer locate them. they are perfect black bodies. i stir the oil randomly and hope that it is moving the garlic with it. i add the carrots. the oil explodes, pouring upward in hatred of gravity directly into my face where i get flashbacks to being rejected by all prospective prom dates. i add bok choy and green onion and the popping noises reach such a volume that i can see the walls vibrating, not from the sound itself, but from the gravitational waves made by the garlic's vibration, which has by now dropped below schwartzchild radius and formed a carbonated singularity.
it tastes okay. i just don't understand. i try to follow directions
Yesterday was so weird; we had a shitton of people in the store and only like... three of them purchased anything. But anyone watching our traffic would've expected us to have made a lot of money since the parking lot was nearly always full.
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like, the institution owning the atm can charge a fee, and so can the institution that you get your money from
one's own bank saying "no atm fees" only usually means the second one is nulled
Grandma: You bought coffee?
Me: Well, it was free. I had a coupon.
Grandma: You know, I've got a whole can of coffee in the kitchen. You can help yourself to that.
Me: Thanks, Grandma, but I got this one free because I had a coupon.
She seemed a little disappointed that I didn't ask her for coffee first 😣
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Joe has DNCE
What the hell is Kevin doing these days?
DISCOID!
verdict: how am i bad at frying
it tastes okay. i just don't understand. i try to follow directions
also wow i'd forgotten how fucking incredibly unpleasant cornstarch is to the touch. i'm shivering just remembering
it is so, so, so, so, sooooo gooooood
i just wanna wear it forever~~~~
Is It really too much to ask that it stay plugged in longer than literally 2 seconds at a time?
And no, it's not because of the phone case. It's just as finicky without it.
that lasted 3 months i think? ugh
Let's see if people purchase things today!
Yesterday was so weird; we had a shitton of people in the store and only like... three of them purchased anything. But anyone watching our traffic would've expected us to have made a lot of money since the parking lot was nearly always full.