The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • I am still not entirely convinced that [adult swim] property Off The Air actually exists.
  • My dreams exceed my real life

    i miss the times before those fat cats at teegeeack invented gravity

    Jane said:

    I miss being able to change shape at will.


    Oh wait we're talking about our current lives.
    I remember, said old Qfwfq
  • Munch munch, chomp chomp...
    I approve.
  • you might be the only person on the forum who gets both parts of the joke
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Jane said:

    I miss being able to change shape at will.


    Oh wait we're talking about our current lives.
    TIL Jane is the old Nickelodeon logo
  • edited 2016-08-21 02:24:54
    Munch munch, chomp chomp...
    Jane said:

    you might be the only person on the forum who gets both parts of the joke

    I feel like I might be getting teh jokes but I am unsure.
  • maybe calling it a "joke" is kind of generous

    the avatar and the sig just fit together thematically IMO
  • I'm back from work and also seeing live music
  • fight. dream. horse. love.
    I always forget to read the banners when I get to scratch.php...
  • edited 2016-08-21 02:27:39
    Munch munch, chomp chomp...
    Oh yeah they totally do, although I'm more of the Peko aesthetic.

    Hey TodayIsInane.
  • guys what does it mean when your left hand hurts pretty badly and also is itchy, and also your palms and feet-palms are itchy in general
  • Munch munch, chomp chomp...
    Left hand kinda hurts and also you're very itchy?
  • it means you're itchy?

    I'd take a shower
  • only on my palms, but yes

    and not kinda actually, really quite badly hurts

    like, it feels like a joints thing?
  • Munch munch, chomp chomp...
    Yeah maybe a shower will help, and/or stretching it/doing hand exercises.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    There's a sign that says "Country Club Rd closed Main St to Justin" and it just makes me picture Justin Timberlake holding a "ROAD CLOSED" sign all day long
  • There's a sign that says "Country Club Rd closed Main St to Justin" and it just makes me picture Justin Timberlake holding a "ROAD CLOSED" sign all day long

    free him
  • HECK YEAH BRAZIL

    first gold medal in football

    redemption for the disaster that was the world cup in 2014 heh
  • edited 2016-08-21 03:12:49
    My dreams exceed my real life
    Anonus said:

    the payphones around here all seem to be gone now

    Man, fuck that shit
    I'll be out spending all this money
    While you're sitting round wondering
    Why it wasn't you who came up from nothing,
    Made it from the bottom
    Now when you see me I'm stunning,
    And all of my cars start with a push of a button
    Telling me the chances I blew up
    Or whatever you call it,
    Switch the number to my phone
    So you never could call it,
    Don't need my name on my shirt,
    You can tell it I'm ballin.
    Swish, what a shame could have got picked
    Had a really good game but you missed your last shot
    So you talk about who you see at the top
    Or what you could have saw but sad to say it's over for.
    Phantom pulled up valet open doors
    Wiz like go away, got what you was looking for
    Now it's me who they want, so you can go and take
    That little piece of shit with you.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    There were tornadoes in this part of Ohio today

    Thankfully that's gone, but more rain is on the way
  • edited 2016-08-21 03:50:42

    my uncle will be helping with my computer tomorrow

    thanks, uncle
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Yay for helpful relatives

    Grandma got an air conditioner in the room where I'm staying at her house
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    my grandparents are dead
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

    my grandparents are dead

  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    My maternal grandfather and my paternal grandmother are dead

    But my paternal grandmother died before I was born so I consider Grandpa's second wife my grandmother

    As I once said, "she's not my biological grandmother...but she is definitely my Grandma.
  • hay gaiz, some of you are nerds who know things about computers help me figure out what laptop i should get, i want something with good build quality in the 5-700 range?
  • Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.

    hay gaiz, some of you are nerds who know things about computers help me figure out what laptop i should get, i want something with good build quality in the 5-700 range?

    not hp
  • I'll second that actually my younger brothers get Hewlett-Packards from their school and the things break fucking constantly.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I've had two HP laptops and each lasted a presidential term.

    Anyway I suggest a goat-powered abacus.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    My Asus has served my well, at least to the extent that it's three years old and I don't yet want to replace it like I did when my Dell was this age
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Lenovo used to make good machines but then Bad Things (TM) happened.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    like what?
  • kill living beings
    existential type
  • my current laptop is a lenovo Thinkpad from 2011-ish and is still very nice aside from the whole overheating thing

    explanation: for a while, my laptop has been overheating, I thought that it was due to the summer heat, but then it continued with the overheating on cool evenings as well

    so I did some research, and it turns out that there was this bug with Windows 10 and windows defender that made windows defender constantly scan, using up tons of resources and causing overheating

    and I solved it, got new antivirus and switched to Firefox, and now the laptop runs at 23% usually

    but it still kept overheating

    so I took the computer apart, assuming some sort of problem with the fan, turns out there were none I could find

    put it back together, and now it's at the point where it overheats within 15 minutes of turning it on if it is forced to do anything more strenuous than having one webpage open

    but the thing is, it isn't overheating normally? like, I think there's somehow a problem with the hear sink, and heat isn't being taken away from some particular component or something somehow
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Blargh. Having feelings about my inability to mind-control people into agreeing with me.

    I mean, what's the point in dealing with people if I have to be alone in my hates.

    I miss Yarrun, he was always able to help with this.
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    If he has your number I can ask him to text you or something. I think he's dealing with some serious stuff right now but he cares about you and I think he's be down to talk.
  • I've started saying "Yo, blood" and "bro" way too much.

    I need help ;~;
  • Or is it "blud"?

    I don't even know ;~;
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    The alternate universe where Gould was more agro about atheism than Dawkins, and as a result nerds never talk about memetics but won't shut up about spandrells
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    We live in a surreal parallel universe where Martin Shkreli is calling out people for price gouging drugs.
  • I'd say it's like the pot calling the kettle black, but this warrants more than that...

    no, it's like the sewers calling toilets gross
  • kill living beings
    Odradek said:

    The alternate universe where Gould was more agro about atheism than Dawkins, and as a result nerds never talk about memetics but won't shut up about spandrells

    I think i could live with that
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    now everybody
  • I'm gonna sit on the ceiling for a while.
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