i put in the oil. i turn up the heat. i put in the garlic. approximately three hundred nanoseconds before it falls into the oil it blackens, in midair. all nutrition is evaporated and what is left is the charcoal like objects which proceed into the pan. i can no longer locate them. they are perfect black bodies. i stir the oil randomly and hope that it is moving the garlic with it. i add the carrots. the oil explodes, pouring upward in hatred of gravity directly into my face where i get flashbacks to being rejected by all prospective prom dates. i add bok choy and green onion and the popping noises reach such a volume that i can see the walls vibrating, not from the sound itself, but from the gravitational waves made by the garlic's vibration, which has by now dropped below schwartzchild radius and formed a carbonated singularity.
it tastes okay. i just don't understand. i try to follow directions
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Donald Trump: If elected, I will devour Muslim and Mexican babies and piss on everything non-ugly about America
Hillary Clinton: If elected, I will further destroy hope for the future in the name of money and continue eternal war in the Middle East as much as possible
Extremely Dumb, Unwoke, Millenial Who Doesn't Remember When Ralph Nader Personally Ate All The Gore Votes: Durrrrrr I don't wanna vote for neither of these people
Wise, Woke, Gen Xer: You poor stupid child. Let me explain why you are wrong via terrible ice cream analogies.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Your sarcasm has gotten so muddled that I can't tell who I'm supposed to be siding with in that post
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
I've joked about it before but if I lived anywhere else I would at least consider voting third party
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
At this point I am voting just because I don't want my state to be listed as a Trump state.
Hoping to God Philadelphia will save us from that dreadful fate
We got your back, yo.
Unfortunately I'm in exile in Lower Providence, which has a lot of creepy suburbanites. Although the ratio has changed a bit in recent years given the influx of yuppies and brown people. Maybe we're safe? Alternately, we'll be moving to Philly proper and then our votes will just be four more in a sea of pinko rage.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
"If all blogs were perfect, we wouldn't have porn bots" -- Grog Universal
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
How to tell incandescent traffic signals apart from LED traffic signals
Older LED signals are easy to spot because you can make out the matrix of individual LEDs. Newer ones, though, give the appearance of a continuous lens.
If it looks like a lens, watch as it changes. Incandescent lights "fade" as they go on or off, but with LED signals the transition is much sharper...they seem to "snap" on and off.
Other hints:
LED "yellow" lights are more orangey than the lenses used with incandescent lamps.
Any new signals--and really any from the past decade or so--are going to be LED. Nobody's still deploying incandescent signals, and many older ones are even being retrofitted.
my current laptop is a lenovo Thinkpad from 2011-ish and is still very nice aside from the whole overheating thing
explanation: for a while, my laptop has been overheating, I thought that it was due to the summer heat, but then it continued with the overheating on cool evenings as well
so I did some research, and it turns out that there was this bug with Windows 10 and windows defender that made windows defender constantly scan, using up tons of resources and causing overheating
and I solved it, got new antivirus and switched to Firefox, and now the laptop runs at 23% usually
but it still kept overheating
so I took the computer apart, assuming some sort of problem with the fan, turns out there were none I could find
put it back together, and now it's at the point where it overheats within 15 minutes of turning it on if it is forced to do anything more strenuous than having one webpage open
but the thing is, it isn't overheating normally? like, I think there's somehow a problem with the hear sink, and heat isn't being taken away from some particular component or something somehow
I dunno of this would work for your problem, but if you have or can easily acquire a smallish box fan or a fan with an adjustable base so you can angle it straight up, you could try sticking it under the laptop and see if that works. My laptop overheats any time I try to play a game on it, since Toshiba laptops tend to run super hot in my experience and it worked perfectly. So you could see if that works, at least as a temporary fix.
So I know there was much discussion of how awful this person's blog was, but despite their being what they are there are a few good posts there, at the very least for their candour alone. Also, taking potshots at "Undertale Prime" Guy is almost too easy but entirely warranted most of the time.
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anyway, school 2day. possibly my last first day of school for a while
current state: numb
Wise, Woke, Gen Xer: You poor stupid child. Let me explain why you are wrong via terrible ice cream analogies.
But my Ohio vote is too precious to sacrifice
It's worth, like, six of your Pennsylvania votes
I am a bad citizen
I'm quite proud of my state for that.
We got your back, yo.
Unfortunately I'm in exile in Lower Providence, which has a lot of creepy suburbanites. Although the ratio has changed a bit in recent years given the influx of yuppies and brown people. Maybe we're safe? Alternately, we'll be moving to Philly proper and then our votes will just be four more in a sea of pinko rage.
my brain isn't working right oops
Older LED signals are easy to spot because you can make out the matrix of individual LEDs. Newer ones, though, give the appearance of a continuous lens.
If it looks like a lens, watch as it changes. Incandescent lights "fade" as they go on or off, but with LED signals the transition is much sharper...they seem to "snap" on and off.
Other hints:
LED "yellow" lights are more orangey than the lenses used with incandescent lamps.
Any new signals--and really any from the past decade or so--are going to be LED. Nobody's still deploying incandescent signals, and many older ones are even being retrofitted.
So I know there was much discussion of how awful this person's blog was, but despite their being what they are there are a few good posts there, at the very least for their candour alone. Also, taking potshots at "Undertale Prime" Guy is almost too easy but entirely warranted most of the time.