You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
It says something about me that my first thought was "I wonder who will be mayor of Quahog now"... >_>
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Major life revelation: can connect a phone to my car via aux and to a pair of bluetooth earbuds, then use those earbuds to skip songs while audio plays out of my car speakers
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Just make sure you're not wearing the earbuds while you drive, because that's illegal most places.
White lefty status: contemplating whether the Latin food truck has "God bless America" and "blue lives matter " stickers sincerely or just for camouflage, and how to organize my lunch purchasing so as to maximally advance the cause of socialist liberation
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
There's a sign at the campus McDonald's that implies they charge for a cup of water.
What the fuck? What kind of fast food place charges for a cup of water?? In the middle of the summer, no less?
why even live when I am such a horrible scumbag for not knowing how to deal with having work on a day I have no sleep
It is clearly all my own fault because something something computer diet coke blah blah don't wake your brother Michael he is sleeping you are not five years old it is hard sometimes when I was your age
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RIP
reminded me of Captain America, but not, like, in a bad way
(I haven't mentioned it much on Tumblr/elsewhere tho cuz some of my friends don't exactly approve of Gal Gadot, but still, I did enjoy it)
I still gotta see GOTG Vol. 2, the first one is one of my favorites from them so I'd hope they'd be able to follow it up well
I wondered if it was supposed to be pro-LGBT or if she was just a yaoi fangirl
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I have given up hope that the MCU will die within the decade.
Fuckin Le Freres Russo
Not for lack of trying, but I did.