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AshUpquark
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- AshUpquark
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- 2018-05-31 03:31:42
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Comments
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I wish her the best of luck with her singing career!
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Oh thanks. What's this for?
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I'm just practising at home; I'm not planning on doing this commercially! In any case, I'm fairy sure he never applied for IP protection in Centralia so I'm probably safe.
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Do you need formal studies for this? I figured it was just as well to sit around your bedroom practicing on your own. Sure, I've been having a go at home with the help of the textbook, but I figure I could benefit from a more academic approach. Som…
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The first letter of "Internet" should always be capitalised (unless the word is being used in the generic sense).
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curtains around the fireplace sound like a REAL safety This is actually not true, unless you are referring to a spark-proof mesh! Please do not hang flammable fabrics around your fireplace!
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Glennmagusharvey, I am SHOCKED.
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The Safety Fairy has a point! Do you know how many fires are started each year, because people left space heaters on overnight or after leaving the room, or left them too close to soft furnishings or clothing, or blocked off the ventilation? It ha…
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Certainly not!
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That is a fine reason. I will treasure it. Perhaps I'll have it framed.
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Not that I'm assuming there's a catch, I'm just curious what prompted this.
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Why the sudden generosity?
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Daiyousei
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The Safety Fairy would like to remind you all to keep your personal and security details secure. Do not give out your bank account number, expiration date, sort code, security number, social security number, name, date of birth, the name of your sc…
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Per the Health and Safety Regulations Manual, for a post to qualify as "SFW" the author must have been wearing, at minimum, a safety helmet and goggles at the time of writing.
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So stoked for #RoyalFallFarmersMarket
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This list is incomplete. You can help Centralia wiki by expanding it!
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Penn & Teller meet Ash Upquark As it happens, I can appreciate the garden-variety sleight-of-hand smoke-and-mirrors stage magic as practiced by mortals with no magic abilities of their own. It's a sort of stunt of deception, in which the "magic…
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The fae will never break an oath, but they would happily break your nose. *nods* DON'T MESS!
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Ooh, she might be up for the job! So long as she were permitted to continue living in everyone's drywall if elected, I don't think she'd turn down the nomination.
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...The Boob Fairy is likely eminently qualified for the job and I have no good grounds to contest this nomination. She might refuse, though. Being the boob fairy is already a full-time job which she takes very seriously.
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But she doesn't like me! :(
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I nominate "Wicked" Jenny Greenteeth, bringing the number of Jennys in the running up to five. ...Wait, no I don't. I nominate the Social Justice Fairy.
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However when I tried this I got stuck when I hit an error message informing me I don't have enough "red mana" to input red again. Have you tried dialing near a mountain? ...I haven't, not yet, but I really hope that's not it. It was bad enough tr…
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OK, now this is weird. As far as I can tell, the first and second colours you input specify a "number" between 0 and 76. I say "number" in quotation marks because it actually represents a digit in, of all things, a base-77 number, and its place val…
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Woah, you might be right! I thought maybe it had something to do with wavelengths, or RGB values or hex triplets, but nothing I've tried has worked so far... I have to try this.
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It's immoral to force anyone to work for you, fae or mortal! In any case, you really should approach the fae with sensitivity, for your own sake as much as theirs. Trust me on this one: you don't want to upset them. It would never have occurred to…
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Don't hate me just because I have transfigurative magic.
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hare today, goon tomorrow I'm telling you, fairies should be treated with respect!
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It was a surprisingly good performance, too.
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Just "Ash" is fine.
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Did I? I wouldn't say I disapproved, exactly. The royal guards made sure everyone was reasonably safe. It might have been more considerate not to block off a major route during the afternoon rush hour, and as I recall I questioned whether that was…
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I hate these tests. Every month they raise yet more horrifying possibilities I hadn't even considered.
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Are... are you sure you want to do this to your wand? Won't that void the warranty?
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*Does so.*
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...I am having some difficulties with my phone. As soon as I can get to a payphone, I'm calling the Safety Fairy
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Oh gosh, how did none of us see this coming? That does it, I'm calling the Safety Fairy.
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Er... If people see your firetruck with the siren going, they will assume it's an emergency, won't they? What happens if there's an actual emergency, and people get confused and someone gets hurt?
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Because when she appears before mortals, it's usually to deliver a warning, and she only does that when the circumstances are exceptionally dire.
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When I'm not using it I keep it on an apple wood stand with a glass dome over it. When I'm out and about, I keep it in a smaller padded wooden box which fits in my bag.
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Have you ever met The Morrigan? I haven't, and while a part of me regrets this, one should hope never to see her. Is it dangerous to put the Ultraviolence Fairy and the Questionable Outfits Fairy in the same room? I've heard that's how anime happen…
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Yes. She likes to encrypt official documents. Occasionally she remembers to give Princess Alice the key to read them.
