The Landfill of the Heapers' Hangout (contains Fossilmaiden's Punnery)

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• glennmagusharvey

  2016-06-30 00:08:43

  weigh a head of you
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2016-06-30 00:08:51

  glennmagusharvey said:

  weigh a head of you
  

  to weigh one of your heads
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2016-06-30 00:09:17

  glennmagusharvey said:

  glennmagusharvey said:

  weigh a head of you
  

  to weigh one of your heads
  

  but Headhunter has many heads! :D:|:?:X:)
  which one?
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2016-06-30 00:09:52

  easy peasy
  
  peacey pee
  
  peace and 'cuse
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2016-06-30 00:10:19

  keese and puce
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2016-06-30 00:10:33

  greet-minder
• glennmagusharvey

  2016-06-30 00:10:44

  nangdabbit
• glennmagusharvey

  2016-06-30 00:10:52

  yuck fu
  
• Tachyon

  2016-06-30 00:13:30

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  gut-grinder
• Tachyon

  2016-06-30 00:14:48

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  yuck fu, the martial art which aims to weaponize disgust
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2016-06-30 00:15:15

  unfortunately it is not possible for me to actually deliver the sound of banging a ladle against a pot, through the forum
  
  i can only ask people to imagine it
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2016-06-30 00:15:23

  fortunately it is not possible for me to actually deliver the sound of banging a ladle against a pot, through the forum
  
  i can only ask people to imagine it
• glennmagusharvey

  2016-06-30 00:16:12

  Tachyon said:

  yuck fu, the martial art which aims to weaponize disgust
  

  wacky fu, as featured on wakfu
  
• Tachyon

  2016-06-30 00:17:31

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  Only the foolish believe that suffering is just wages for being different.
• Tachyon

  2016-06-30 00:17:37

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  Every picture tells a story. Sometimes we don't like the ending. Sometimes we don't understand it.
• Tachyon

  2016-06-30 00:18:33

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  Confront what frightens or offends you; reckless or insulting talk should never go unchallenged.
• glennmagusharvey

  2016-06-30 00:18:46

  nitrates for chest pain
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2016-06-30 00:18:55

  erection lasting more than four hours
  
• Tachyon

  2016-06-30 00:19:40

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  Haste makes waste, so I rarely hurry. But if a ferret was about to dart up my dress, I'd run.
• Tachyon

  2016-06-30 00:20:29

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  I can't know everything. Pretend you're an orphan – oh! That was rude, you are.
• Tachyon

  2016-06-30 00:21:06

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  I'm afraid I have to expell a rather ferocious hairball – you're on your own, girl.
• glennmagusharvey

  2016-06-30 00:21:19

  Tachyon said:

  I can't know everything. Pretend you're an orphan – oh! That was rude, you are.

  this line sounds familiar
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2016-06-30 00:21:31

  is it someting that Flowey says?
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2016-06-30 00:21:41

  h
  
  that was missing from the last post
  
• Tachyon

  2016-06-30 00:21:59 edited 2016-06-30 00:22:51

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  It's the Cheshire Cat from American McGee's Alice.
  
  One of the lines he comes out with when he has nothing helpful to say.
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2016-06-30 00:22:10

  wumpus
• Fossilmaiden

  2016-06-30 00:23:24

  Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  

  The fae can't lie.
  
  They won't break an oath, either. They can. But they wouldn't dare.
  
• Tachyon

  2016-06-30 00:24:07

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  (Incidentally, re:Undertale, we don't know whether Frisk is an orphan; their background is a mystery.)
• Fossilmaiden

  2016-06-30 00:31:25

  Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  

  I hereby declare curry to be a vegetable.
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2016-06-30 00:32:25 edited 2016-06-30 00:32:52

  Fossilmaiden said:

  I hereby declare curry to be a vegetable.
  

  pizza already is
  
  try harder, you're still behind the americans on backwardness
  
• Odradek

  2016-06-30 00:33:01

  My dreams exceed my real life

  In Herodotus's description of the battle of Thermopylae, he mentions that the Persians were happily surprised to find out how many Spartans they'd killed. Herodotus makes a joke about this at the expense of the Persians, which is that they were too ignorant to know that most of the dead were Helots and not Spartans.

  
  

  This is the only way we know that the Helots were present. They were invisible to the narrative until they were required to make fun of foreigners.
• Fossilmaiden

  2016-06-30 00:33:07

  Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  

  Curry > Pizza. Sorry, that's just how the world works. A law of culinary physics.
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2016-06-30 00:34:09 edited 2016-06-30 00:34:24

  Fossilmaiden said:

  Curry > Pizza. Sorry, that's just how the world works. A law of culinary physics.
  

  it also contains more veggies than pizza
  
  that's why you're still behind us on backwardness
  
  you made up a lot of ground with brexit though
  
  [/sensitive political joke]
  
• Tachyon

  2016-06-30 00:42:23

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  Odradek said:

  In Herodotus's description of the battle of Thermopylae, he mentions that the Persians were happily surprised to find out how many Spartans they'd killed. Herodotus makes a joke about this at the expense of the Persians, which is that they were too ignorant to know that most of the dead were Helots and not Spartans.

  
  

  This is the only way we know that the Helots were present. They were invisible to the narrative until they were required to make fun of foreigners.

  :(
  
• Fossilmaiden

  2016-06-30 00:47:03

  Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  

  I'll Face Myself ~Bratwurst~, the boss theme to well loved JRPG Pepperoni 4.
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2016-06-30 00:49:20

  that's the wurst name for a boss theme i've ever heard
  
• Crystal

  2016-06-30 00:49:34

  Munch munch, chomp chomp...

  Fossilmaiden said:

  Curry > Pizza. Sorry, that's just how the world works. A law of culinary physics.
  

  Finally the bird and android reach an agreement.
• Tachyon

  2016-06-30 00:50:15

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  i am of 2 minds over curry vs pizza
  
  curry > store bought pizza, without a doubt, hands down
  
  proper Italian pizza, though, that easily beats any and all takeaway food imo
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2016-06-30 01:57:49

  by the way, did you hear that a local ferret might enjoy death note?
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2016-06-30 01:57:55

  also, did you know that larry craig is not gay?
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2016-06-30 02:02:19

  $0.001 humor is $0.001
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2016-06-30 04:41:31

  and,threw it o, the grojnd
• Fossilmaiden

  2016-07-01 15:10:34

  Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  

  The fae will never break an oath, but they would happily break your nose.
• AshUpquark

  2016-07-01 15:22:40

  pretty much some white kid

  Fossilmaiden said:

  The fae will never break an oath, but they would happily break your nose.

  *nods*
  
  DON'T MESS!
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2016-07-01 20:20:58

  DON'T BULLY!
• Crystal

  2016-07-02 02:09:28

  Munch munch, chomp chomp...

  https://twitter.com/worstminions
• Crystal

  2016-07-02 02:20:54

  Munch munch, chomp chomp...

  Sinbad.
• Crystal

  2016-07-02 02:40:12

  Munch munch, chomp chomp...

  Shounen Maid.
• Princess Alice

  2016-07-02 05:03:03

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  i still want someone to show me how to fix this

  
  

  
  
• Tatterhood

  2016-07-02 15:28:29

  have you tried turning it off and on again