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  • kill living beings
    Boney said:

    i put in the oil. i turn up the heat. i put in the garlic. approximately three hundred nanoseconds before it falls into the oil it blackens, in midair. all nutrition is evaporated and what is left is the charcoal like objects which proceed into the pan. i can no longer locate them. they are perfect black bodies. i stir the oil randomly and hope that it is moving the garlic with it. i add the carrots. the oil explodes, pouring upward in hatred of gravity directly into my face where i get flashbacks to being rejected by all prospective prom dates. i add bok choy and green onion and the popping noises reach such a volume that i can see the walls vibrating, not from the sound itself, but from the gravitational waves made by the garlic's vibration, which has by now dropped below schwartzchild radius and formed a carbonated singularity.

    it tastes okay. i just don't understand. i try to follow directions

    How hot was the oil when you put it in?

    very
  • kill living beings
    which is to say "medium high"

    anyway, school 2day. possibly my last first day of school for a while
  • gaahhhh mom has the library card fuck
  • My dreams exceed my real life
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  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

    gaahhhh mom has the library card fuck

    Your family shares one library card? Why?
  • we don't mom just has my card right now for some reason
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    back from the dentist

    current state: numb
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Donald Trump: If elected, I will devour Muslim and Mexican babies and piss on everything non-ugly about America

    Hillary Clinton: If elected, I will further destroy hope for the future in the name of money and continue eternal war in the Middle East as much as possible

    Extremely Dumb, Unwoke, Millenial Who Doesn't Remember When Ralph Nader Personally Ate All The Gore Votes: Durrrrrr I don't wanna vote for neither of these people

    Wise, Woke, Gen Xer: You poor stupid child. Let me explain why you are wrong via terrible ice cream analogies.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Your sarcasm has gotten so muddled that I can't tell who I'm supposed to be siding with in that post
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    I'm taking shots at both sides, and no, I'm not apologizing for it.

    I'm a court jester with a Bachelor's degree
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Odradek said:

    I'm taking shots at both sides, and no, I'm not apologizing for it.


    I'm a court jester with a Bachelor's degree

  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I've joked about it before but if I lived anywhere else I would at least consider voting third party

    But my Ohio vote is too precious to sacrifice

    It's worth, like, six of your Pennsylvania votes
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I don't bother voting

    I am a bad citizen
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    At this point I am voting just because I don't want my state to be listed as a Trump state.

    Hoping to God Philadelphia will save us from that dreadful fate
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Odradek said:

    At this point I am voting just because I don't want my state to be listed as a Trump state.


    Hoping to God Philadelphia will save us from that dreadful fate
    Not only did Kasich win Ohio in the primary, but Trump did not get one single delegate from Ohio.

    I'm quite proud of my state for that.
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Odradek said:

    At this point I am voting just because I don't want my state to be listed as a Trump state.


    Hoping to God Philadelphia will save us from that dreadful fate

    We got your back, yo.

    Unfortunately I'm in exile in Lower Providence, which has a lot of creepy suburbanites. Although the ratio has changed a bit in recent years given the influx of yuppies and brown people. Maybe we're safe? Alternately, we'll be moving to Philly proper and then our votes will just be four more in a sea of pinko rage.
  • Today was a way better day sales wise at work, thanks to selling a table and a cabinet.
  • that post may or may not be good but wow that blog is a trip and a half
  • My dreams exceed my real life

    that post may or may not be good but wow that blog is a trip and a half

    Bad trip or good trip
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    I looked at it and am seeing that.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Princess looks like a better NWOD rpg than Genius, gotta admit.

    And Promethean is good
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Also they are very disproportionately angry at Overwatch

    That is the extent of my thoughts on this person
  • I wouldn't have actually noticed except if you go on turmblr mobile when you click a post you end up seeing the whole blog
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Sorry for linking what turned out to be a bad blog with one good post
  • it's no problem really if all blogs were blog blog blog something something blog

    my brain isn't working right oops
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    "If all blogs were perfect, we wouldn't have porn bots" -- Grog Universal
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Father of Stefan Universal
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Why do people who agree with me on this seem to have so many weird hangups.

    When I, obviously, have no weird hangups at all
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    *bounces*
  • moo
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    hey, that's my line!
  • MOO

    ::::)
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    tumut
  • gotta love the tumut
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

    Father of Stefan Universal

    I Can't Believe Comcast Bought Turner Broadcasting
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Anonus said:

    Father of Stefan Universal

    I Can't Believe Comcast Bought Turner Broadcasting
    I knew you'd comment on that
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    How to tell incandescent traffic signals apart from LED traffic signals

    Older LED signals are easy to spot because you can make out the matrix of individual LEDs. Newer ones, though, give the appearance of a continuous lens.

    If it looks like a lens, watch as it changes. Incandescent lights "fade" as they go on or off, but with LED signals the transition is much sharper...they seem to "snap" on and off.

    Other hints:

    LED "yellow" lights are more orangey than the lenses used with incandescent lamps.

    Any new signals--and really any from the past decade or so--are going to be LED. Nobody's still deploying incandescent signals, and many older ones are even being retrofitted.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    light emitting diode dirigible
  • edited 2016-08-23 05:26:31

    my current laptop is a lenovo Thinkpad from 2011-ish and is still very nice aside from the whole overheating thing

    explanation: for a while, my laptop has been overheating, I thought that it was due to the summer heat, but then it continued with the overheating on cool evenings as well

    so I did some research, and it turns out that there was this bug with Windows 10 and windows defender that made windows defender constantly scan, using up tons of resources and causing overheating

    and I solved it, got new antivirus and switched to Firefox, and now the laptop runs at 23% usually

    but it still kept overheating

    so I took the computer apart, assuming some sort of problem with the fan, turns out there were none I could find

    put it back together, and now it's at the point where it overheats within 15 minutes of turning it on if it is forced to do anything more strenuous than having one webpage open

    but the thing is, it isn't overheating normally? like, I think there's somehow a problem with the hear sink, and heat isn't being taken away from some particular component or something somehow

    I dunno of this would work for your problem, but if you have or can easily acquire a smallish box fan or a fan with an adjustable base so you can angle it straight up, you could try sticking it under the laptop and see if that works. My laptop overheats any time I try to play a game on it, since Toshiba laptops tend to run super hot in my experience and it worked perfectly. So you could see if that works, at least as a temporary fix.
  • thanks, I'll try giving that a whirl, but if it doesn't work out its not a huge deal because im getting a new one Friday almost certainly!!
  • Sweet! Still, I hope it works for you, if only to give you computer access until you get your new laptop.
  • Asking my parents for a pair of moustache trimming scissors last Christmas was a great decision.
  • Munch munch, chomp chomp...
    My first thought was you only slightly, but precisely, trimming a comically large mustache like you'd find on a Lupin-esque antihero.

    Also hi, I am tired, and will probably sleep soon.
  • I went to ocean city today and all I got was $75 in the hole and a sense of delirium that probably won't go away until I sleep.
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Odradek said:

    So I know there was much discussion of how awful this person's blog was, but despite their being what they are there are a few good posts there, at the very least for their candour alone. Also, taking potshots at "Undertale Prime" Guy is almost too easy but entirely warranted most of the time.
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    That said... wow, have they got issues.
  • le internet funnymam
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Taking shots at the Undertale Prime guy is always warranted
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