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  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

    hm.

    In other news, I got my AlphaSmart today

    Is it good?
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Seems good so far. I think I'll type something and try to upload it to my computer and post it here
  • God created Universe for a "kick-ass slurpee and nachos and yea that tony hawk guy was pretty cool right guys? But i don't know if it was worth all the build up really."
  • edited 2013-04-25 21:58:24
    Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    You know what I'm tempted to do tomorrow?

    Take pictures of myself eating lunch with my tablet and show them to you guys.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
               Hello, world!
    I am typing this on a keyboard which is a bit difficult to get used to.
    *riffs*
    tumut
    HAW HAW
    A screaming comes across the sky. It has happened before, but there is nothing to compare it to now.
    That was a Demo.
  • You know what I'm tempted to do tomorrow?


    Take pictures of myself eating lunch with my tablet and show them to you guys.
    waste of a perfectly good tablet, god gave us forks for a reason jeez
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Heh, I just press "send" and it sends whatever I typed into ye olde post box here
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    You know

    I wonder if anyone makes keyboards for the Nexus 7

    I'd use the SHIT out of one
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    this thing is great

    how did I live without it

    Anonus gets 1000 Imipoints for suggesting it
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

    The name "20th Century Fox" seems so dated now

    Funny thing

    News Corporation is splitting in two

    The movie and TV side (which is, legally, the present-day News Corporation, and will retain properties such as 20th Century Fox, the Fox Broadcasting Company, FX, the Fox News Channel, and BSkyB among Murdoch's other pay-TV interests) will become "21st Century Fox" (before, it was supposed to be called "Fox Group").
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

    this thing is great

    how did I live without it

    Anonus gets 1000 Imipoints for suggesting it

    I kinda want one now

    But not enough to spend money on it

    Who's up for some old-fashioned theft?
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

    The name "20th Century Fox" seems so dated now

    Once News Corporation eventually splits, the entertainment portion will be called 21st Century Fox.

    I'm not making this up.
    Didn't see this

    Posted that before clicking to the next page >_>
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Also thanks for the Imipoints
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    You're welcome!
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Your post was more detailed anyway, so you're fine
  • Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    I Am Not Making This Up

    So Yeah
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Awww, nobody's going to respond to my awesome quote of an essay.

    Darn it; I try to do something clever and nobody comments on it.

    G
    RATIFY MY LUST FOR ATTENTION

    Shut up, creepy attention-wanting Aliroz!
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    What are the current Imipoint standings, anyway?
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    may the farce be with you
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.










































































































    Loid 5080
    Anonus 1120
    Yarrun 220
    Haven 200
    thespacephantom 180
    Seamus/Plutonium Fist 170
    Idler 140
    lee4hmz 130
    Ozbourne/Vriska 110
    Central Avenue 110
    Earthlight Ray 90
    Tachyon 90
    Zersk 70
    Loid's friend 70
    Cynicalclock 70
    Jumpingzombie 70
    Irene 60
    Mega Magikarp 60
    Tre 50
    King Friday 50
    Le Chuck 45
    gentlemanorcus 40
    Ace Rimmer 40
    Wheatley 30
    Kexruct 30
    Professor Gator 20
  • edited 2013-04-25 22:13:24
    Touch the cow. Do it now.
    wow, that totally did not format the way I expected it to

    not fixing it, though
  • Aliroz_ said:

    If a sitcom wasn't a sitcom, it wouldn't be a sitcom.

    If the sky were not filled with air, it would be space.

    Aliroz_ said:

    A sitcom is the modernization of the Farce, 

    but the farce is a respected artform.
  • I am a 50, apparently

    Not sure if good or bad thing
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    You automatically start with 20, so at some point you did something to get 30 more
  • Oh, okay, Imipoints

    I wasn't sure what it was referring to but I ain't complaining
  • Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    I find it amusing how I'm the only one who's at the default starting point. Granted, it's based on a negative and a positive canceling each other out, but still.
  • what is my number of imipoints


    i must know
  • TreTre
    edited 2013-04-25 22:24:24
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    hey Imi

    is George Gershwin on that list

    If not, he ought to be
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I think I temporarily put Gershwin on the list and then thought better of it. No way he'd appreciate it.

    If you are not listed then you have the default 20.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    *uses Princess Magic to give the next poster a Welsh accent*
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    don't copy that floppy
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    ^^ That wasn't very Welsh

    C-
  • Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    You will need the secret code word on page 27 of the manual to progress.
  • ^^ That wasn't very Welsh


    C-
    u cant tell me wat 2 do bitch
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Well, IIRC, I'm a magical princess and you're a witch

    So we should do a magic duel

    *draws wand*
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    *gets a chainsaw*
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Where did you get the Necronomicon
  • TreTre
    edited 2013-04-25 22:42:34
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    Anonus said:

    Where did you get the Necronomicon

    It's obviously in the same dungeon Diana Cavendish let the dragon out of. Only logical explanation.

    #littlewitchacademia
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Necronomi...wait, this is an open-book duel? No fair!
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    it's multiple choice
  • so


    i definitely have a track that i like and i think is album worthy


    go me
  • The loafanomicron, the Book of the bread, it is said to summon wheaty spirits.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    sounds yummy
  • Completely bizarre gods that do almost close to nothing!

    "I am Salamander, god of wood that has been burned till it is black and charred!"
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