I have a subject in quad stretto for four measures straight. I'm not even sure if that's a thing that I'm supposed to do, but it sounds pretty awesome.
Smee, Maiman, Doktar, Pavelier, Button-Lee, Juan Ovyu
Hey guys, I have a story to tell. You probably won't believe me, and frankly, I'm done trying to convince people. It was about three weeks ago. I was on Google looking for some funny sites to look at, I found my way to an imageboard. Everyone on the board spoke in extremely cryptic nonsense, They said things like, "Uliuliuliuli assburger. Mee takasin sinne Northpoleen. Uusi Mene on syntynyt" That was one phrase that was used repeatedly. "Uusi mene on syntynyt" At first, I thought it was spam, but its use was way too frequent and erratic to be spam. There would be typos, and the words didn't appear to be random. I decided, "fuck it", I'll see what's going on with this site. I posted in what appeared to be a "satunnainen", much like /b/ (there was no discernable theme amongst the images and posts). I said hello, I'm new, and was looking to start a funny thread. Asked them to post their funniest pictures. That was the first time it started. I remember the first reply very clearly. It said, "Good to see. U join the HELP! HELP!" From there it got strange. I was told to ignore "the jonnes." I assumed this was some sort of in- joke. From there, they began to speak like crazy people. Posting seemingly random numbers and letters, characters from many languages (a few seemed Russian and Middle-Eastern, as well as possibly Chinese and Korean characters). I had no idea what was going on. Then I saw the phrase again. "Uusi Mene on syntynyt." Following that, my power cut off. Complete black out. Freaked me out. I checked the fuses and the switches had just flipped. Flicking them back up, the power went back on. When I returned to my PC, there was an image on the screen of a badly drawn old man. He was Caucasian, older than 60. I sat down, creeped out, but feeling curious. The man smiled and appeared to speak, but I couldn't hear anything. My speakers were on, so I turned up the volume. I could only just barely hear what he was saying, it was a hushed whisper. I turned the volume up full, and it was still only a faint whisper. His lips moved slowly. I pushed my head closer to try and figure out what he said. Then he shouted loudly, a booming and terrifying voice screaming at me like a demonic god. The image had changed, the man was smiling and holding some kind of staff. The power cut out again. Again it was the fuses. When I got my power back, everything was normal. My PC booted up normally, and nothing creepy happened. Then I started receiving the e-mails. They were extremely cryptic and filled with random numbers, much like the imageboard posts. I got an e-mail that was in regular English, too. It said this, "Do you have assburgers or what?" I didn't know what it meant. I got up to get a drink and froze in fear. From my ceiling hung a man, his body swinging gently. On my wall, written in dry blood were the words, "Uusi Mene on syntynyt" I blinked, and the sight was gone. For weeks this continued. I went back to the imageboard, I was sure I was going out of my mind. Just about ready to commint myself to a fucking asylum, I read a post in coherent language that said something like, "Uusi Mene on syntynyt, Uusi Mene on syntynyt" The thread 404'd before I could even get to it. I went to make a new thread, and when I began typing, the words in my mind were not what appeared in the box. My fingers typed words by their own volition. I typed two things. "SPURDO SPÄRDE" and "Uusi Mene on syntynyt" Then somehow I realized. I was passing it on. The crazy hallucinations stopped. I learned how to be safe. I'm sorry... Uusi Mene on syntynyt!
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
is it wrong that i'm jealous of the british for their healthcare system
I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
Tre said: The AMC logo is much better in one color, as it turns out. The gold made it look so gaudy.
I keep wishing they'd dispense of "aMC"
It was designed as part of their cheekier "TV For Movie People" identity in 2002 (by Trollbäck + Company, the same firm responsible for the current TNT logo as well) and AMC is not known for cheekiness nowadays...
Something totally nerdy I just remembered now: In one of the first episodes of Parker Lewis Can't Lose, they used the 1988 Columbia Pictures Television music as a news sounder. I thought that was hilarious back in 1990.
For some reason I'm reminded of the point in Fight Club where a station on channel 4 uses a cut of Outlaw News to introduce a news update.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
is it wrong to punch orphans in the stomach, grab whatever change falls out of their pockets, and run down the street to buy weed with it
I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
Ovation, it's a partial corporate sibling to ReelzChannel
I heard that because Hubbard/Weinstein/whoever distributes Ovation doesn't have as much clout as, say, Viacom or News Corporation or Time Warner or Disney, Time Warner Cable was dropping the channel
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
It was designed as part of their cheekier "TV For Movie People" identity in 2002 (by Trollbäck + Company, the same firm responsible for the current TNT logo as well) and AMC is not known for cheekiness nowadays...
The use of capital letters and lowercase letters interchangeably always kinda bugs me, even though I know that's silly of me.
It's like, as a kid I was always a stickler for proper capitalization (this is probably ironic, coming from me), so now it still kinda grates on me.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Do you think Ariel Hirsch is as cool in real life as Mabel Pines is?
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Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
I have a subject in quad stretto for four measures straight. I'm not even sure if that's a thing that I'm supposed to do, but it sounds pretty awesome.
I, on the other hand, am off to work
alas
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
won't believe me, and frankly, I'm done
trying to convince people.
It was about three weeks ago. I was on
Google looking for some funny sites to look
at, I found my way to an imageboard.
Everyone on the board spoke in extremely
cryptic nonsense, They said things like,
"Uliuliuliuli assburger. Mee takasin sinne
Northpoleen. Uusi Mene on syntynyt"
That was one phrase that was used
repeatedly. "Uusi mene on syntynyt" At first,
I thought it was spam, but its use was way
too frequent and erratic to be spam. There
would be typos, and the words didn't appear
to be random.
I decided, "fuck it", I'll see what's going on
with this site. I posted in what appeared to
be a "satunnainen", much like /b/ (there was
no discernable theme amongst the images
and posts). I said hello, I'm new, and was
looking to start a funny thread. Asked them
to post their funniest pictures.
That was the first time it started. I remember
the first reply very clearly. It said, "Good to
see. U join the HELP! HELP!" From there it
got strange. I was told to ignore "the
jonnes." I assumed this was some sort of in-
joke. From there, they began to speak like
crazy people. Posting seemingly random
numbers and letters, characters from many
languages (a few seemed Russian and
Middle-Eastern, as well as possibly Chinese
and Korean characters).
I had no idea what was going on.
Then I saw the phrase again. "Uusi Mene on
syntynyt."
Following that, my power cut off. Complete
black out. Freaked me out. I checked the
fuses and the switches had just flipped.
Flicking them back up, the power went back
on. When I returned to my PC, there was an
image on the screen of a badly drawn old
man. He was Caucasian, older than 60.
I sat down, creeped out, but feeling curious.
The man smiled and appeared to speak, but I
couldn't hear anything. My speakers were on,
so I turned up the volume. I could only just
barely hear what he was saying, it was a
hushed whisper. I turned the volume up full,
and it was still only a faint whisper. His lips
moved slowly.
I pushed my head closer to try and figure out
what he said. Then he shouted loudly, a
booming and terrifying voice screaming at me
like a demonic god. The image had changed,
the man was smiling and holding some kind
of staff.
The power cut out again.
Again it was the fuses. When I got my power
back, everything was normal. My PC booted
up normally, and nothing creepy happened.
Then I started receiving the e-mails. They
were extremely cryptic and filled with random
numbers, much like the imageboard posts. I
got an e-mail that was in regular English,
too. It said this, "Do you have assburgers or
what?" I didn't know what it meant.
I got up to get a drink and froze in fear.
From my ceiling hung a man, his body
swinging gently. On my wall, written in dry
blood were the words, "Uusi Mene on
syntynyt" I blinked, and the sight was gone.
For weeks this continued.
I went back to the imageboard, I was sure I
was going out of my mind. Just about ready
to commint myself to a fucking asylum, I
read a post in coherent language that said
something like, "Uusi Mene on syntynyt, Uusi
Mene on syntynyt"
The thread 404'd before I could even get to
it. I went to make a new thread, and when I
began typing, the words in my mind were not
what appeared in the box. My fingers typed
words by their own volition. I typed two
things. "SPURDO SPÄRDE" and "Uusi Mene
on syntynyt"
Then somehow I realized. I was passing it on.
The crazy hallucinations stopped. I learned
how to be safe.
I'm sorry...
Uusi Mene on syntynyt!
Apparently, this sign is fat-shaming. So pointing out calories is horrible now?
You should call her. Or text. Texts are good too.
Nothing like some good JB & KG to set the mood right.
the answer to everything you preface with this is almost always "no".
Unless it's like, "is it wrong to light people I dislike on fire" or something.
The AMC logo is much better in one color, as it turns out.
The gold made it look so gaudy.
I keep wishing they'd dispense of "aMC"
Not the coolest logo ever but the channel is.
It's like, as a kid I was always a stickler for proper capitalization (this is probably ironic, coming from me), so now it still kinda grates on me.
Ugh, this is stupid.
n....
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man man manzoku
ippon manzoku
you told me once
"kexruct, no1cur"
i vowed that i would get revenge