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  • kill living beings
    i have heard that napoleon dynamite is an accurate depiction of idaho. this was mainly meant as a negative description of idaho, however
  • My dreams exceed my real life

    I like what a hideous fishtroll man George III is in this.

    Demonizing a historical figure who died hundreds of years ago even when this was made, hell yeah.
  • and now my laptop screen hinge has totally died

    =~=
  • save lapis lazuli 2k16
  • so i got fallout NV on new year's eve (started playing around 10 pm) and according to steam i've played it for 70 hours so far

    which means that i've been playing it literally the majority of my waking hours during 2016

    good year so far
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    @Haven I probably should have used the 2016 portion of my winter break more effectively...I just sat around napping, reading that Encyclopedia Brown blog, and playing Euro Truck Simulator 2 and Train Simulator 2016 intermittently
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch

    and now my laptop screen hinge has totally died

    =~=

    RIP your laptop hinge.

    Is the machine unusable now?
  • Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.


    I like what a hideous fishtroll man George III is in this.

    Demonizing a historical figure who died hundreds of years ago even when this was made, hell yeah.
    apparently outside the united states george iii is mostly known for his crippling mental illness
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    They denied my request to change my legal name to "Autism Jane"

    In retrospect I probably shouldn't have attached that 5-page essay on why I don't really want my name to be Jane
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    Calica said:


    I like what a hideous fishtroll man George III is in this.

    Demonizing a historical figure who died hundreds of years ago even when this was made, hell yeah.
    apparently outside the united states george iii is mostly known for his crippling mental illness
    Over here yes.

    And very little else, really.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Madness_of_king_george-715444.jpeg
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I have 255 Tumblr followers.

    If I get one more, I'll roll over to zero!

    That's now numbers work, right?
  • They denied my request to change my legal name to "Autism Jane"


    In retrospect I probably shouldn't have attached that 5-page essay on why I don't really want my name to be Jane
    confused response
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Jane said:

    They denied my request to change my legal name to "Autism Jane"


    In retrospect I probably shouldn't have attached that 5-page essay on why I don't really want my name to be Jane
    confused response
    My sister's middle name is Jane, so if my name were also Jane that would just create more confusion than it's worth, you see.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Incidentally, my sister is named after my grandmother, who was Mary Jane

    Which is why I can't associate "Mary Jane" with cannabis like most people do
  • Tachyon said:

    and now my laptop screen hinge has totally died

    =~=

    RIP your laptop hinge.

    Is the machine unusable now?
    as long as i have something to prop up the screen it is yes

    which is a problem

    this is progressing much faster than i thought it would
  • Toolsie said:

    Found my journal from when I was nearly 15, and I am describing a PC game. What the hell am I on about?


    "So I managed to install my new PC game on Friday, and have spent ages on it. One thing I was not told about it the length of the levels. One level takes place in a tiny place etc, but is really complex (plus I have died about 100 times already). The current level is where I have to get to four switches to open four seperate doors, then in each door there is this challenge thing I have to do to get this key thing. It took me a day to get three of the keys. It's really quite complex. "
    I think I was on about Tomb Raider Anniversary... Which makes sense.
  • Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.
    啊弥陀佛。
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    apparently I'm in Groundhog Day

    no wonder the same shit keeps happening over and over
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)

    i have heard that napoleon dynamite is an accurate depiction of idaho. this was mainly meant as a negative description of idaho, however

    Yes, because you are of the internet people, and not of my people.

    The internet is no place for one such as I.
  • edited 2016-01-10 03:54:45
    kill living beings
    Aliroz said:

    i have heard that napoleon dynamite is an accurate depiction of idaho. this was mainly meant as a negative description of idaho, however

    Yes, because you are of the internet people, and not of my people.

    The internet is no place for one such as I.
    No, this was in real life.

    My boss. Lived in Idaho and Utah and other places I don't remember.

    At the same time I learned the incredible nature of Utah liquor laws, you see
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Oh, shoosh.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Jumpingzombie was from Idaho. Remember Jumpingzombie?
  • Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.
    唵嘛呢叭咪吽。
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)

    Incidentally, my sister is named after my grandmother, who was Mary Jane


    Which is why I can't associate "Mary Jane" with cannabis like most people do

    Which is why I can't associate "Mary Jane" with cannabis like most people do

    cannabis

    And here we see, brave travellers, a young Aliroz bursting out of its sanity cocoon to become a beautiful ragemonster.  Keep the tranquilizers ready, an unprovoked attack could come at any moment.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Nothin' wrong with Idaho.
  • kill living beings

    Oh, shoosh.

    i will never shoosh about 2% abv beer

    what's the fucking point of that
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    NOTE:  That was a self-depreciating joke at the expense of my own, sometimes extremely short and easily set-off, temper. 
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    I was shooshing Al in a joking way.
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    I am unshooshable and unpapable/unpappable.

    I refuse the shoosh.

    I WILL NOT BE SILENCED!
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Does "unpapable" mean you can never become Pope?
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Shoosh ninjas
  • kill living beings
    i will not be silence- fuck, good thing i refreshed
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I remember thinking that Napoleon Dynamite made Idaho look like a pretty nice place, actually.
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Sorry, I'm just cranky because I have to go back to school on Monday.
  • kill living beings
    school is great tho
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    I would be, too.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Aliroz said:

    Sorry, I'm just cranky because I have to go back to school on Monday.

    lol same here
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Finals and dead week were incredibly stressful.

    I just wanna NOT have homework be 10% of the grade and the final test be 40% of the grade.

    It kinda makes me feel like my hard work is worth nothing.
  • Munch munch, chomp chomp...
    I don't think I enjoyed a single moment of Napoleon Dynamite.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Crystal said:

    I don't think I enjoyed a single moment of Napoleon Dynamite.

    O_O
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    I have never seen Napoleon Dynamite.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

    Jumpingzombie was from Idaho. Remember Jumpingzombie?

    No, she just lived there once. She moved there from Nashville
  • edited 2016-01-10 04:27:14
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Crystal said:

    I don't think I enjoyed a single moment of Napoleon Dynamite.

    Neither did Roger Ebert.  It's... not a movie that I would recommend to everyone.

    Half of the jokes only make sense if you grew up in Idaho in the eighties, or had parents who grew up in Idaho in the eighties.

    It's really, really, really niche.  Sure, there's broad-appeal humor (the product tested by being run over that, well, breaks), but it's basically, well, for a lot of the humor, you have to have been there at that time, or known someone from that time and place (the scene where the cow is shot in front of a school bus is based on several similar 'incidents' that may or may not have happened over the years, turning into urban legends and playground stories of the "my brother was totally there!" type).
  • edited 2016-01-10 04:27:24
    Munch munch, chomp chomp...

    Crystal said:

    I don't think I enjoyed a single moment of Napoleon Dynamite.

    O_O
    Yes.
    Aliroz said:

    Crystal said:

    I don't think I enjoyed a single moment of Napoleon Dynamite.

    Neither did Roger Ebert.  It's... not a movie that I would recommend to everyone.

    Half of the jokes only make sense if you grew up in Idaho in the eighties, or had parents who grew up in Idaho in the eighties.

    It's really, really, really niche.  Sure, there's broad-appeal humor, but it's basically, well, for a lot of the humor, you have to have been there at that time, or known someone from that time and place.
    I got the jokes, more or less. The broad appeal humor brought it down for me, not that the niche humor was even appealing, and the overall tone and style of the film put me off of it.

    E: Mind you this was years ago, but even having gotten more familiar with the history and whatnot relevant to the film, it didn't stick with me.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Anonus said:

    Jumpingzombie was from Idaho. Remember Jumpingzombie?

    No, she just lived there once. She moved there from Nashville
    I knew that. I was just testing you. u_u
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