You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You know, it must be nice to have so few actual problems in your life that you can afford to expend your outrage on something like a Twitter user you don't know personally having his checkmark taken away.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Okay, so. Impromptu pancakes at 4 in the morning is going down in the Bad Ideas Book, right next to attempting to fry Skittles (also, screw you Randall from XKCD)
It didn't help that i mixed up baking powder and baking soda
I got the genius idea to start watching a play through of Watch Dogs at 1 in the morning when I had to be up early. As a result, I overslept. Luckily I didn't have an exam or lecture on, but I have less time to churn out my Biology lab book.
On the plus side, I have found a new game for me to try out.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
I'm behind an orange car with the license plate GR8 PPKN
The reason is because women menstruate. To be a professional means to have a steady taste in your food, but because of the menstrual cycle, women have an imbalance in their taste, and that’s why women can’t be sushi chefs.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Misogynists who try to justify their misogyny with bullshit science are even more annoying than regular misogynists
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.
If I have to see one more fucking newspaper website article Sesame Credit based on nothing more than fucking Extra Credits, I will command the earth to open up and give up its bounty of flaming metal to us all because we deserve nothing better.
I used to believe in journalism. I used to believe people wanted to know everything before making decisions.
That was my mistake. To believe in anything at all.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
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floofgod
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
It looks like I've just stumbled out of bed, which I have, but it feels okay...
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
On the plus side, I have found a new game for me to try out.
Cute
Something is wrong with me xD
straight people are insane
definitely describing my next pub crawl as attendance. good word choice.