The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • anyways I woke up at 6 in the morning cuz I fell asleep on my hand funny and I forgot to do my online homework last night?? oops
  • basically? I'm an idiot (*laugh track*)
  • it turns out there was no homework, so actually? I'm a genius
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Tamlin said:

    it turns out there was no homework

    an excellent series of words
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    The Jewish lion-mammoths are back
  • edited 2017-04-23 17:59:17
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    So, I guess I experienced the Mandela effect today.  I remember seeing The Iron Giant once when I was younger, and I remember it starting with a scene of an army of Iron Giants attacking an alien planet, and then one of them gets dented in the head and gets lost.  I saw it today on netflix, and there's not even a scene with an army of Iron Giants.

    And now I'm confused.
  • kill living beings
    that sounds expensive to animate
  • Aliroz said:

    So, I guess I experienced the Mandela effect today.  I remember seeing The Iron Giant once when I was younger, and I remember it starting with a scene of an army of Iron Giants attacking an alien planet, and then one of them gets dented in the head and gets lost.  I saw it today on netflix, and there's not even a scene with an army of Iron Giants.


    And now I'm confused.
    That scene was cut from the original film (it wasn't ever finished) and was eventually re-added to some kind of remastered edition. You can find the scene (which is in context presented as a nightmare the Giant is having) on Youtube.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I remember when I was younger I used to think that animation must be cheap to produce since there are no actual sets and stuff, you just draw everything.

    I was wrong
  • kill living beings
    also seems unnecessary. i think the implication that the giant is a war machine is obvious enough. kinda nice that it keeps the dated sci-fi aesthetic though.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    image
  • I'm going to hulk out just thinking about that
  • "If you've worked for us for a year we will have given you twenty dollars and then it'll be roughly three months before we will have stopped overpaying you :)" how about you not
  • Somehow this is even worse than all the "we can't pay you, but you'll get experience/exposure!" ones.
  • if you work for us, we will pay you less than you would make wandering around picking pennies up off the ground
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    is this for real
  • that must be like, some kind of troll ad, right?
  • kill living beings

    Open call for a comic artist posted to a social media community. Not a joke post. This guy was dead serious, and screamed at me when I pointed out all the problems with his “contract” offer. $30 for two years of open-ended work.

    He thought he was being more than reasonable.

    is all it says
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    if he want to pay slave wages he can draw the fucking thing himself
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    There is a pain in my lower neck and around my right shoulder, so I am sitting with an ice pack on my neck
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Jane said:

    I hope you feel better.

  • My dreams exceed my real life
    imageGond was historically founded upon the premises of life, staying alive, and the pursuit and consumption of other beings.
  • Flatmate says that she'll either be in Boots or Poundland.

    I look and she's in neither.
  • I wouldn't mind but I'm waiting outside between the two shops and I'm freezing my arse off due to the cold wind.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    What is Poundland?
  • Dollar General, But British (TM)
  • We can do anything if we do it together.
    It's the source of most of Ashens's videos.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Hexartes said:

    Dollar General, But British (TM)

    ...that makes sense

    I was thinking pound as in dog pound, and was wondering if it was a pet store
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    pounds, shilling, pence
  • edited 2017-04-24 23:07:09
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    This DVD player has a manufacture date of December 2008, which presumably means I bought it sometime in 2009.

    I could have sworn I bought it in 2007-08. *shrug*
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I fear the corruption of memory by Time.
  • edited 2017-04-25 01:59:16
    Munch munch, chomp chomp...
    Marinates the next person's conception of capitalism
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    mmmm...marination
  • MARI-NATIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
  • kill living beings

    I trust in what you do Dutch and love the work that you do. Don't let those scoffers who make fun of what you do like John B Rick Aster and Ben Davidson They don't know how to forecast an earth quake like you do. I'm still learning on how to forecast an earth quake and its not easy but like you said put the numbers together and were the quake will go and it just maybe be at the point on where its going to be at sometimes it don't go where it would be at but its an idea on the place. Great Job and keep plugging away I'm on your side ML and pees out :)

  • edited 2017-04-25 21:17:50

    pees out :)
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Tamlin said:

    pees out :)

    DON'T MIND IF I DO
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    On a scale of one to "getting a psoriasis themed tattoo" how badly did you not think this through?
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Psoriasis, cool!
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Reminder that in Europe, there is a chocolate bar called Kinder Bueno, meaning "Good/Tasty Children".
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    made from real girl scouts!
  • do not vore the underaged
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    "Save time when you arrive at our office by checking in on the Patient Portal."

    Um...no?

    I have no desire to walk into my doctor's office, awkwardly pull out my phone, and key in a password, when I could just as easily walk up to the receptionist and tell them I'm here.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    it's no big deal, jeez
  • fight. dream. horse. love.
    I got on Twitter today and Elia Kazan's granddaughter was getting roasted by socialist Twitter, so now I have to go to sleep for a month
  • "Save time when you arrive at our office by checking in on the Patient Portal."

    Um...no?

    I have no desire to walk into my doctor's office, awkwardly pull out my phone, and key in a password, when I could just as easily walk up to the receptionist and tell them I'm here.
    sounds like a tech company trying to get everything automated when it's just best handled in person
  • Today I have confirmed that extra strength Sleepytime Tea makes me sleepy for an entire fucking day
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