I would post ICVD's (parody) summary of the Castlevania series and how The Dark Prince of Disco Dracula eventually discovered that he liked both whips and strong, muscular men looking like Conan the Barbarian but somehow I'm not sure that's what you're into.
Meanwhile, I wonder what would produce glennpoints.
"glennpoints" is a crappy name; I need a better name. raynepoints?
I won't even have my ashes in an urn. I'll get get mixed in with a cannonball set to explode, so that my ashes will literally be scattered everywhere in the most badass way possible.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Me: I know, I'll write a scene where it is explained that a vampire drinking from a human causes both parties to develop feelings for each other, and then immediately follow it up with a scene where the vampire drinks from his boyfriend. Perfect!
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
I am going to give Grandma this laptop when I get a new one
Which is kind of funny to me, since this has a massive rainbow flag sticker on it
I don't know if she knows that that denotes or not
8 And God spake unto Noah, and to his sons with him, saying,
9 And I, behold, I establish my covenant with you, and with your seed after you;
10 And with every living creature that is with you, of the fowl, of the cattle, and of every beast of the earth with you; from all that go out of the ark, to every beast of the earth.
11 And I will establish my covenant with you, neither shall all flesh be cut off any more by the waters of a flood; neither shall there any more be a flood to destroy the earth.
12 And God said, This is the token of the covenant which I make between me and you and every living creature that is with you, for perpetual generations:
13 I do set my bow in the cloud, and it shall be for a token of a covenant between me and the earth.
14 And it shall come to pass, when I bring a cloud over the earth, that the bow shall be seen in the cloud:
15 And I will remember my covenant, which is between me and you and every living creature of all flesh; and the waters shall no more become a flood to destroy all flesh.
16 And the bow shall be in the cloud; and I will look upon it, that I may remember the everlasting covenant between God and every living creature of all flesh that is upon the earth.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Grandma is Christian so that would probably be what she thinks of first when she sees I have a rainbow on my computer
did u kno that when people say God sent the hurricane to MAJOR METROPOLITAN CENTER GOES HERE to punish sinners, they are literally saying rainbows are lies?
did u kno that when people say God sent the hurricane to MAJOR METROPOLITAN CENTER GOES HERE to punish sinners, they are literally saying rainbows are lies?
they could say something about just localized destruction being different but at that point you're getting nitpicky and as far as nitpicking the bible goes the people who think hurricanes are there to punish the gays suck at it. (the catholics can also be terrible to gays but they just say "unnatural" in incredibly elaborate ways. remember when pope francis compared trans people to nukes?)
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...how ominous
Well, one of them is a gay vampire. The other one is a gay prince.
Meanwhile, I wonder what would produce glennpoints.
"glennpoints" is a crappy name; I need a better name. raynepoints?
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
here's me in shorts
Kind of having a bad mental health day today so my sympathy is strong if muted by the soft frying of my delicious thoughtmeats.
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B̤̺͍̰͕̺̠̕u҉̖͙̝̮͕̲ͅm̟̼̦̠̹̙p͡s̹͖ ̻T́h̗̫͈̙̩r̮e̴̩̺̖̠̭̜ͅa̛̪̟͍̣͎͖̺d͉̦͠s͕̞͚̲͍ ̲̬̹̤Y̻̤̱o̭͠u̥͉̥̜͡ ̴̥̪D̳̲̳̤o̴͙̘͓̤̟̗͇n̰̗̞̼̳͙͖͢'҉͖t̳͓̣͍̗̰ ͉W̝̳͓̼͜a̗͉̳͖̘̮n͕ͅt͚̟͚ ̸̺T̜̖̖̺͎̱ͅo̭̪̰̼̥̜ ̼͍̟̝R̝̹̮̭ͅͅe̡̗͇a͍̘̤͉͘d̼̜ 
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9 And I, behold, I establish my covenant with you, and with your seed after you;
10 And with every living creature that is with you, of the fowl, of the cattle, and of every beast of the earth with you; from all that go out of the ark, to every beast of the earth.
11 And I will establish my covenant with you, neither shall all flesh be cut off any more by the waters of a flood; neither shall there any more be a flood to destroy the earth.
12 And God said, This is the token of the covenant which I make between me and you and every living creature that is with you, for perpetual generations:
13 I do set my bow in the cloud, and it shall be for a token of a covenant between me and the earth.
14 And it shall come to pass, when I bring a cloud over the earth, that the bow shall be seen in the cloud:
15 And I will remember my covenant, which is between me and you and every living creature of all flesh; and the waters shall no more become a flood to destroy all flesh.
16 And the bow shall be in the cloud; and I will look upon it, that I may remember the everlasting covenant between God and every living creature of all flesh that is upon the earth.
> no, but i know this one
gays