Yeah that's all three jobs I've had sans Wegman's (they gave you a whopping two sick days per year), and literally every one I've ever applied for (which is a lot).
Like I'm not exaggerating, I can't think of a single one where I wasn't expected to:
never call off sick
have open availability (that is: be able to work at any time of day, on any day of the week. You Jewish and can't work on Saturdays? Too bad.)
never take a vacation within the first six months to two years of employment
something weird i learned a few minutes ago is that the guy who got hard-boiled detective fiction going, dashiell hammett (he wrote the maltese falcon and stuff), had in fact been a detective, in that he worked for the Pinkertons. Also a communist. good job duder
Hammett had actual experience as a professional detective before writing any detective fiction. I wonder how many other mystery writers can say the same.
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My enjoyment of a movie is more based in who I see it with and when than the movie itself. If one of my siblings or cousins likes a movie, I'm more likely to like it.
When I saw Frozen in theaters with my cousins Joe and Ted, before Joe went to Germany for two years, it was basically the best movie I had ever seen.
But seeing it on a crowded plane with crying babies everywhere, it was dull and unenjoyable.
You guys are like that to me, sometimes. Your fun (They Breathe, Crusader Kings, Homestuck) becomes my fun. I really enjoy all of you guys here, and I want you to know that.
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I know this because my brother's name is Dashiel, and apparently she insisted on spelling it with only one L because of this.
Shows how much I know, but eh.
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When I saw Frozen in theaters with my cousins Joe and Ted, before Joe went to Germany for two years, it was basically the best movie I had ever seen.
But seeing it on a crowded plane with crying babies everywhere, it was dull and unenjoyable.
You guys are like that to me, sometimes. Your fun (They Breathe, Crusader Kings, Homestuck) becomes my fun. I really enjoy all of you guys here, and I want you to know that.
oh. I'm looking at it on a tablet and it doesn't seem different...much