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Obā-san · 2015-10-23 02:05:44

Anonus said:
if you adjusted that cow's facial proportions slightly, gave him a red hat, a black mane, and black outlines for nostrils, he'd be Quick Draw McGraw

Klinotaxis · 2015-10-23 02:14:05

I can't believe I kind of want that cup

Klinotaxis · 2015-10-23 02:14:14

well, yes I can

Princess Alice · 2015-10-23 02:15:31

Anonus said:
if you adjusted that cow's facial proportions slightly, gave him a red hat, a black mane, and black outlines for nostrils, he'd be Quick Draw McGraw

I like how you have the most convoluted way of saying "that cow reminds me of Quick Draw McGraw"

Obā-san · 2015-10-23 02:17:44

i want it too tbqh

Princess Alice · 2015-10-23 02:18:56

to be quick (draw mcgraw) honest

Imipolex G · 2015-10-23 02:30:31

Anonus said:
if you adjusted that cow's facial proportions slightly, gave him a red hat, a black mane, and black outlines for nostrils, he'd be Quick Draw McGraw

but that would ruin it

Princess Alice · 2015-10-23 02:39:00

Apocalypse Cow said:

Anonus said:
if you adjusted that cow's facial proportions slightly, gave him a red hat, a black mane, and black outlines for nostrils, he'd be Quick Draw McGraw
but that would ruin it

Hey now, let's not be biased against horses...

Obā-san · 2015-10-23 02:39:53

horses suck ass they are weird and sinewy and muscular like kangaroos and their eyes are all fucked up

goats are better in every way, just fucking face it

Obā-san · 2015-10-23 02:44:20

weird and gross:

small and fluffy

Imipolex G · 2015-10-23 02:45:22

I'd say that settles it

Princess Alice · 2015-10-23 02:46:02

:3 said:
majestic and beautiful:

too much hair

fix'd

Obā-san · 2015-10-23 02:47:54

the horse is also covered with hair

but it is stiff and short, like a drill sergeant

it also has bulging blood vessels, like a drill sergeant

basically, horses are drill sergeants

Princess Alice · 2015-10-23 02:48:58

...Did I ever tell you guys about the time I went to an anime convention and they had a retired USMC drill instructor working security by the ticket line? That was an experience.

Tre · 2015-10-23 02:55:04

I'm pretty sure that insulting horses is an offense punishable by death or shunning in this town.

Of course, I've never had any need or desire to insult horses, but...

Section42L · 2015-10-23 03:02:26

:3 said:
the horse is also covered with hair

but it is stiff and short, like a drill sergeant

it also has bulging blood vessels, like a drill sergeant

basically, horses are drill sergeants

I'd post the muscly pony right now but I'm not sure how you'd feel about that.

Obā-san · 2015-10-23 03:03:30

Bulk Biceps is the most biologically accurate my little pony character

Anonus · 2015-10-23 03:50:57

*kabongs naney*

Obā-san · 2015-10-23 03:54:19

where is the lie

Anonus · 2015-10-23 03:58:45

but yes I know I'm an obsessive nitwit

Princess Alice · 2015-10-23 04:05:52

Anonus said:but yes I know I'm an obsessive nitwit

not just any obsessive nitwit, you're my obsessive nitwit

<3

Toolsie · 2015-10-23 07:56:08

I'm a wizard

Toolsie · 2015-10-23 08:18:15

I've got sinusitis

Fucks sake

Klinotaxis · 2015-10-23 08:33:11

can't sleep nothing will eat me

Haven · 2015-10-23 09:58:13

Can't sleep

Haven · 2015-10-23 10:00:32

The post prior to that was also someone who couldn't sleep, and it was an hour and a half ago. Huh

Toolsie · 2015-10-23 10:03:43

Apparently a lot of people can't sleep

Haven · 2015-10-23 10:20:22

well it ain't sleepers' hangout

how could it be

everyone would be unconscious

Toolsie · 2015-10-23 10:57:05

Was about to head out go get lunch before my lab session, when I caught sight of my hair and realised how fucking greasy it was.

Instead of taking a second shower, I just washed it using the shower head and my head over the shower drain.

Laziness ftw

Sex Grips · 2015-10-23 11:20:10

Toolsie · 2015-10-23 11:44:18

Just used a nasal stick to clear my sinuses. Feel like I'm tripping balls now.

Tachyon · 2015-10-23 11:53:49

Harley Quinn said:
...You've never heard "livery" used to describe the paint scheme/graphics on a vehicle?

it's also used for telephone kiosks, which is weirder

Tachyon · 2015-10-23 11:55:38

horses are terrifying

that's not an insult, just an observation

Toolsie · 2015-10-23 12:14:05

Some horses are.

Others are the most docile creatures I've ever seen.

I've been horse riding for many years, so I'm quite biased.

Toolsie · 2015-10-23 12:14:33

But some horses can be fucking terrifying. If you see a wild horse galloping towards you, you run and pray.

Tachyon · 2015-10-23 12:16:06

objectively, some horses are dangerous

subjectively, all horses are terrifying

Toolsie · 2015-10-23 12:16:57

I suppose their skeletons are a bit freaky...

Tachyon · 2015-10-23 12:17:05

obviously an exaggeration

i got kicked by a horse once when i was a kid, it hurt like hell, i'm taking no chances

Toolsie · 2015-10-23 12:18:46

I've been kicked before. Had a lovely bruise on my leg for a week. Learnt never to walk behind a horse again.

Sredni Vashtar · 2015-10-23 12:20:16

I like horses, but I wouldn't want to get one mad. It's really that simple. Most are harmless by disposition, but they still weigh hundreds of pounds and most of that is muscle.

Tachyon · 2015-10-23 12:22:35

got me in the lower gut

i wasn't even walking behind it, i was minding my own business and it approached me

i guess i must have scared it or annoyed it somehow, but idk what i did

Sex Grips · 2015-10-23 12:24:03

All of the pictures of horses on the internet make them look like oiled body-builders.
That fur's too short...

Sredni Vashtar · 2015-10-23 12:25:43

That's awful, Tach! I am really sorry!

Tachyon · 2015-10-23 12:28:09

that aside

horses do have a certain elegance

but i mean, so does a tiger

there are animals i wouldn't mind petting, and others i would prefer to admire from a distance

Tachyon · 2015-10-23 12:29:55

0vvvv0 said:
That's awful, Tach! I am really sorry!

it's fine, it's ancient history

but as you can imagine it was an off-putting experience at the time

Klinotaxis · 2015-10-23 12:42:47

Harley Quinn said:
...You've never heard "livery" used to describe the paint scheme/graphics on a vehicle?

not in the last two hundred years no

Klinotaxis · 2015-10-23 12:43:51

I have a bunch of garbage to do today and most of it's not going to happen and I don't care because I still can't sleep

Sredni Vashtar · 2015-10-23 12:52:41

rayman said:

Harley Quinn said:
...You've never heard "livery" used to describe the paint scheme/graphics on a vehicle?
not in the last two hundred years no

I have. It's not that common but it's by no means obsolete.

Sex Grips · 2015-10-23 12:53:14

Livery's a pretty common term in auto racing, though I think it's more of a UK term.

I put milk and sambuca in my coffee because my coffee is stale, and... You know when you used to mix too many colours of paint as a kid?

It tastes the way it looks, and it's probably as good for me as it seems because my stomach hurts now.

Sredni Vashtar · 2015-10-23 13:15:50

Cardamom and nutmeg work in coffee, but anisette? Not so much, unless you're going for some kind of kooky milkshake base.

Also: The ouzo effect in action!

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