Honestly, the long drawn-out and tortured puns are the main reason I read Pearls before Swine. They're so endearingly bad.
the best bit is that like you can immediately tell "oh no, it's a pun strip" and then anticipation builds and builds and then OH DEAR GOD NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Honestly, the long drawn-out and tortured puns are the main reason I read Pearls before Swine. They're so endearingly bad.
the best bit is that like you can immediately tell "oh no, it's a pun strip" and then anticipation builds and builds and then OH DEAR GOD NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I knew someone who dated the lady who sang that before she was famous. She broke up with him.
I also enjoy that strip for the appalling puns.
Anyway, I must sleep. Been up since ten last night. Talk later, y'all!
That' very cool in "oh wow, what a coincidence" kinda ways. 6 degrees of separation strikes again. Even thogh I just missed you, have a good night, my friend. And because I've waited for a really long time to be able to say this, but Wecome back JHM.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Ok, this has me stumped:
How can I solve that without knowing the stretched length of the spring? Or am I supposed to find the stretched length of the spring? Because I can't figure out how...
there is one in edinburgh which i went into three separate occasions, twice on the same day separated by a few hours, and then once the next day, and each time it was playing the same justin bieber album
also the 'charity shop but slightly upmarket' vibe that my local oxfam has is totally ruined by the fact that whoever picks the music in there is stuck in 2001 and plays shit like the dandy warhols, heaven is a halfpipe, and the alien ant farm cover of smooth criminal
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
"Put more original content on Nickelodeon, stop reviving 90s shows"
Yes, because trying to get original content back on Nick has done so well for them and it totally hasn't tanked in ratings and either been canceled or held back from airing
Other than Avatar and Korra, I can think of no Nicktoons that have premiered in the last decade that were not either quality-deficient or hamstrung by the network in some way
Robot & Monster got cancelled before airing, Harvey Beaks got new episodes delayed, pilots of stuff like Adventure Time got rejected by Nick and moved to CN
I'm mostly bitter because the statement is blanketing every 90s Nick show and is forgetting the one show that actually deserves to come back and have closure
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
How do I know the distance from B to C? Or do I need to know that?
How do I know the distance from B to C? Or do I need to know that?
I think the diagram's saying it's the same as the unstretched length, so law of cosines on the diagram gives you a relation between stretched and unstretched, and some hooke's law bullshit gives the relation between stretched and unstretched as well and then you solve for 'em
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Ok, that makes more sense.
I was thinking of it as a pure trig problem and somehow overlooked the hooke's law aspect
heh, I totally forgot about the law of cosines; I just drew a straightedge through the middle of the triangle and beat on the angles until they looked right (they both seem to be 30-60-90 triangles).
"Put more original content on Nickelodeon, stop reviving 90s shows"
Yes, because trying to get original content back on Nick has done so well for them and it totally hasn't tanked in ratings and either been canceled or held back from airing
Other than Avatar and Korra, I can think of no Nicktoons that have premiered in the last decade that were not either quality-deficient or hamstrung by the network in some way
Robot & Monster got cancelled before airing, Harvey Beaks got new episodes delayed, pilots of stuff like Adventure Time got rejected by Nick and moved to CN
I'm mostly bitter because the statement is blanketing every 90s Nick show and is forgetting the one show that actually deserves to come back and have closure
Nick also rejected Ed, Edd 'n' Eddy, which worked out real well for them
Honestly, the long drawn-out and tortured puns are the main reason I read Pearls before Swine. They're so endearingly bad.
the best bit is that like you can immediately tell "oh no, it's a pun strip" and then anticipation builds and builds and then OH DEAR GOD NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I used to feel kind of guilty for liking Pearls Before Swine... at least, I used to...
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
When I was on a jury for a real trial the judge allowed us to take notes...but every time we'd leave for the day her bailiff would collect the notebooks to make sure we weren't spreading information about the case.
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I also enjoy that strip for the appalling puns.
Anyway, I must sleep. Been up since ten last night. Talk later, y'all!
Night all
it was unexpected and kinda surreal
there is one in edinburgh which i went into three separate occasions, twice on the same day separated by a few hours, and then once the next day, and each time it was playing the same justin bieber album
also the 'charity shop but slightly upmarket' vibe that my local oxfam has is totally ruined by the fact that whoever picks the music in there is stuck in 2001 and plays shit like the dandy warhols, heaven is a halfpipe, and the alien ant farm cover of smooth criminal
I'm mostly bitter because the statement is blanketing every 90s Nick show and is forgetting the one show that actually deserves to come back and have closure
I was thinking of it as a pure trig problem and somehow overlooked the hooke's law aspect
then we shall know peace
Basically, they're all crap except C&H, Peanuts, and Funky Winkerbean
Ended up having a crying session.
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead