Went to Spillane's today before coming home. It's an old, run-down, very literal mom-and-pop store. I guess Mr. Spillane's wife died a few weeks ago and he's decided to retire, so everything's 90% off and they're selling the place.
I got an umbrella and some pipe cleaner for $2 total, but gosh is the place depressing now. There's a lot of stuff in there that's old but not old enough to be retro (eg. Armada and Energon-era Transformers toys, color-by-numbers Hannah Montana posters, those plastic snakes they used to sell everywhere) and they couldn't actually bag my purchase because they're out of plastic bags.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
I know what it's like to be a sleepy Sam
Though I'd pronounce it more like thleepy Tham becauthe lithp
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Can you imagine trying to explain a modern smartphone to someone from 20 years ago?
Me: Go ahead, type something in!
Him: There's no keypad.
Me: Keypads are so old-fashioned. In the future we just wipe our greasy fingers all over the screen and touch the letters we want.
Him: Um...ok.
Him: I tried to type "Meryl Streep" but instead it turned it into "Beryl Street".
Me: Yeah...it does that sometimes.
why are my posts always funnier when i read them months after the fact?
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I got an umbrella and some pipe cleaner for $2 total, but gosh is the place depressing now. There's a lot of stuff in there that's old but not old enough to be retro (eg. Armada and Energon-era Transformers toys, color-by-numbers Hannah Montana posters, those plastic snakes they used to sell everywhere) and they couldn't actually bag my purchase because they're out of plastic bags.
HANNAH MONTANA HANNAH MONTANA HANNAH MONTANA HANNAH MONTANA
HANNAH MONTANA HANNAH MONTANA HANNAH MONTANA HANNAH MONTANA
I GOT MOLLY I GOT WHITE I GOT MOLLY I GOT WHITE
I BEEN TRAPPIN' TRAPPIN' TRAPPIN' TRAPPIN' ALL DAMN NIGHT
Macanoli?
act 69
spew
I like leisure too much
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead