The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • edited 2013-10-09 17:55:21
    We can do anything if we do it together.
    whether you should feel shame about being a toaster depends on whether you're one of those simple old toasters or one of those fancy new toasters
  • The sadness will last forever.
    i'm one of those fancy toasters
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    ding!

    there's the toast
  • We can do anything if we do it together.
    then you should feel shame, because having wealth automatically makes any sentient being evil
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    oh nooooooooooooo
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    sometimes I wish everybody would just shut up on the "privilege" thing regardless of what your take on it is
  • The sadness will last forever.
    Melusina said:

    sometimes I wish everybody would just shut up on the "privilege" thing regardless of what your take on it is


  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Time zones suck

    Because I'm never actually up and around when Bobby is here >_>
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    time zones are so annoying
  • We can do anything if we do it together.
    I live three time zones apart from my girlfriend. It sucks.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    There's a two hour difference between me and Anonus

    I admit, it usually doesn't matter much because we both sleep such odd hours anyway
  • edited 2013-10-09 18:11:09
    The sadness will last forever.
    8 hour difference between me and whale

    so far away
  • image

    HAHAHA, you fool! If you didn't want people to make Elizabeth smut, then you shouldn't have written her!

    Seriously though, the fact that any female character I make will almost inevitably get turned into a mindless screwtoy for the masses bothers me.
  • edited 2013-10-09 18:13:40
    More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    sometimes I wish everybody would just shut up on the "privilege" thing regardless of what your take on it is
    privilege more like snivilege
  • The sadness will last forever.
    loltaku
  • Smee, Maiman, Doktar, Pavelier, Button-Lee, Juan Ovyu
    Shitaku mushroom
  • edited 2013-10-09 18:17:47
    Smee, Maiman, Doktar, Pavelier, Button-Lee, Juan Ovyu
    Who does the dew and doesn't hide it?
    GEOFF KEIGHLEY
    Who's journalism is total bullshit?
    GEOFF KEIGHLEY
    Dew they pander?
    They're gaining favor!
    Gamer fuel?
    My favorite flavor!
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck :D
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    there is porn of every single male character too
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    I personally attest to it
  • The sadness will last forever.
    some rule 34 is rare
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    I just have no motivation to do anything today, even fun things.

    I am not depressed though.

    Odd.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    Bobby is here!
  • edited 2013-10-09 18:23:56
    More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    I am a human doll, sitting on a shelf and waiting to be played with.
  • edited 2013-10-09 18:24:16
    More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.

    Bobby is here!

    :D
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    I do say my good man, hide the tea mixed with cocaine, a Bobby is here!
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    the devil sets my sperm free
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    tea and cocaine yummy :o
  • The sadness will last forever.
    doll torture
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

    Seriously though, the fact that any female character I make will almost inevitably get turned into a mindless screwtoy for the masses bothers me.

    That's not really the case. I seriously doubt that the majority of people who read novels by Annie Proulx or Jonathan Coe write or draw pornographic depictions of the characters therein. I mean, if you create a popular video game or comic or film, then yes, it is quite likely that there will be prurient responses to your work. But note the word "popular."

    I don't really think about it much. Assuming that I would be notable enough seems arrogant, and dwelling on it as if it is the end of days seems at once futile and morbid.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    context of the shark antinatalist:

    The first antinatalist was a shark antinatalist. He argues that
    sharks are by their very existence a blight upon the world, and that all
    sharks deceive themselves into happiness by feasting upon fish and
    squid. The second antinatalist is a human, and he argues much the same
    about us, and does so on the internet (sharks do not have internet, they
    have intercoral)

    Tragically, while the two were conversing, an Old God arose from the sea and proved them both wrong in a hilarious manner.

    The End.

  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Is there porn of this character?

    image

    Probably.

    Probably.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch

    I do say my good man, hide the tea mixed with cocaine, a Bobby is here!


    too late

    everybody here is arrested
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    iunno things stop being amusing when they get mocked for 100 pages
  • edited 2013-10-09 18:27:52
    My dreams exceed my real life

    context of the shark antinatalist:

    The first antinatalist was a shark antinatalist. He argues that
    sharks are by their very existence a blight upon the world, and that all
    sharks deceive themselves into happiness by feasting upon fish and
    squid. The second antinatalist is a human, and he argues much the same
    about us, and does so on the internet (sharks do not have internet, they
    have intercoral)

    Tragically, while the two were conversing, an Old God arose from the sea and proved them both wrong in a hilarious manner.

    The End.

    Remember when No Bad Memes guy disproved that.

    Man we got pwned so hard.

    That guy was such a logic badass pwning religutards
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    sharks sharks sharks
  • My dreams exceed my real life

    iunno things stop being amusing when they get mocked for 100 pages

    War and Peace is actually a thousand pages of mockery of Napoleon.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

    Bobby is here!

    Yay!

    So how was your day?

    /me has nothing to talk about
  • The sadness will last forever.
    rule 34
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch

    Remember when No Bad Memes guy disproved that.


    Man we got pwned so hard.

    That guy was such a logic badass pwning religutards

    maybe we did go too far with the snark, but this will never not be funny
  • The sadness will last forever.
    toy story as a horror movie
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    lol cross-site drama good thing that doesnt happen anymore
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    because its for babies
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    melting dolls to turn them into a giant doll
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    OMG
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Cross-site drama is for stupid babies who poop hard in their stupid diapers.
  • edited 2013-10-09 18:33:20
    More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    ^ my favorite Shakespeare quote
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    dildo unicorn
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    Route 666 said:

    Bobby is here!

    Yay!

    So how was your day?

    /me has nothing to talk about
    it was ok

    i spent most of it shopping and didn't get much else done, and then i panicked and exhausted myself

    on the bright side i bought a bunch of new clothes for the first time in years so hopefully i will not look like a chav anymore

    how are you?
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