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  • I want to see a fantasy world where you don't have humans, orcs, dwarves, and elves as your sentient species, but instead you have humans, mice, dolphins, and cockroaches as your sentient species.

    Oh, and they don't interbreed.  Unfuck your rule 34.

    China Melville
  • I think I spelled his name wrong

    anyway he's got like people whose heads are entire beetles
  • kill living beings
    i feel very full of beetles right now
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

    I want to see a fantasy world where you don't have humans, orcs, dwarves, and elves as your sentient species, but instead you have humans, mice, dolphins, and cockroaches as your sentient species.

    Oh, and they don't interbreed.  Unfuck your rule 34.

    what can be construed as "fantasy"? Because I don't write about orcs, dwarves or elves.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Superior they said never gives up her dead when the gales of November come early.
  • edited 2015-11-08 01:34:18
    “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    ^^^^ China Miéville.

    And yes. Also, literal bird-people.
  • I could have read China Mieville today but instead I read part of the Welcome To Night Vale novel, for I am garbage.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    The women have beetle heads, the males are just non-sentient foot long cockroaches.
  • Superior they said never gives up her dead when the gales of November come early.

    Very nice song that is.

    For those who don't know what we're talking about:
  • all gmh traffic must turn right

    what are you going to do if i don't?
    threaten me with a more conservative primary challenger?
  • Munch munch, chomp chomp...

    Also, literal bird-people.

    Continue.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
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  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

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    ancient cartoon characters gotta stick together
  • Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.

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    "squinty eyes"?  really?
  • My dreams exceed my real life
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  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Calica said:

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    "squinty eyes"?  really?
    Dick Tracy bad guys are generally named after hideous deformities.
  • Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.
    They might not look like humans, but they'll act like humans, because we cannot conceive of sapient life not like us.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    >UPA's Dick Tracy cartoon

    NO THAT WAS AWFUL NOOOOOO
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    MachSpeed said:

    They might not look like humans, but they'll act like humans, because we cannot conceive of sapient life not like us.


    Not necessarily.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
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  • My dreams exceed my real life
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  • My dreams exceed my real life
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  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    It makes a change for a game to open up for preloading several days early instead of expecting me to download 24 gig in a day.
  • Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.

    Not necessarily.

    There's probably some really weird fantasy novelist that's proving me wrong, but I've never seen them, and so while I will acknowledge their possible existence, I will remain skeptical.

    Also, people like to humanize inanimate and unknowing things, and they'll do it to animals too.
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    MachSpeed said:

    Not necessarily.

    There's probably some really weird fantasy novelist that's proving me wrong, but I've never seen them, and so while I will acknowledge their possible existence, I will remain skeptical.

    Also, people like to humanize inanimate and unknowing things, and they'll do it to animals too.

    Again, go read China Miéville. He's not the only one who writes weird, disconcerting xenofiction, either. The parasite race in Octavia Butler's "Bloodchild", for instance.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

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    the first mildly amusing Compu-Toon?
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    also, now I'm wondering how much money DreamWorks Animation is getting for the use of Mister Magoo
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.

    i just noticed imi

    you edited the OP

    did you replace the links recently?

    yes
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Check out these leaked screenshots from the upcoming Alicorn smartphone!!

    About Phone

    Alicorn Crystal 3C

    Model number: AMC-3500
    PegasOS version: 6.0.0 RC1
    © 2008 – 2015 Alicorn Systems Ltd.

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  • Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.
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    i like her
  • she looks cute
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    For some reason the Centralian fairies refuse to use Alicorn phones

    They only use phones made by fairy-run companies
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    Crystal said:

    This is a cool website I think, and one I think Central, Tach, and Vash will like as well.

    cool

    i didn't even know some of those expressions were British, heh
  • Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.
    I will buy Overwatch when it comes out.
  • Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.
    There's an impromptu market on our void deck. They've laid down tarps and are selling clothes and scooters off them.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    i know nothing that anyone cares about and i suck at thinking for myself and i have wasted another whole day

    bleh
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Tachyon said:

    Crystal said:

    This is a cool website I think, and one I think Central, Tach, and Vash will like as well.

    cool

    i didn't even know some of those expressions were British, heh

    Me neither.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    it's nearly 4 am

    dang
  • MachSpeed said:

    Not necessarily.

    There's probably some really weird fantasy novelist that's proving me wrong, but I've never seen them, and so while I will acknowledge their possible existence, I will remain skeptical.

    Also, people like to humanize inanimate and unknowing things, and they'll do it to animals too.

    Again, go read China Miéville. He's not the only one who writes weird, disconcerting xenofiction, either. The parasite race in Octavia Butler's "Bloodchild", for instance.
    there's an entire website and shared fictional universe dedicated to xenofiction but I'm blanking on the name. They're big on transhumanism too, sci-fi community obviously.

    Orion something?
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch

    MachSpeed said:

    Not necessarily.

    There's probably some really weird fantasy novelist that's proving me wrong, but I've never seen them, and so while I will acknowledge their possible existence, I will remain skeptical.

    Also, people like to humanize inanimate and unknowing things, and they'll do it to animals too.

    Again, go read China Miéville. He's not the only one who writes weird, disconcerting xenofiction, either. The parasite race in Octavia Butler's "Bloodchild", for instance.
    there's an entire website and shared fictional universe dedicated to xenofiction but I'm blanking on the name. They're big on transhumanism too, sci-fi community obviously.

    Orion something?

    http://www.orionsarm.com/

    this it?
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I wonder if the fairies, in addition to refusing to use mortal-built phones, also maintain their own wireless service provider

    Fairies are kinda xenophobic, really

    Tumblr would call them problematic
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    fetch quest complete!

    tach leveled up!

    tach's reward is sleep, hopefully
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Princess Alice once found a misplaced fairy phone but she couldn't do much with it because its entire contents were encrypted and the unlock screen, instead of having a numeric keypad, had weird symbols that she didn't know the meaning of, even after looking on Wiccapedia.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch

    I wonder if the fairies, in addition to refusing to use mortal-built phones, also maintain their own wireless service provider


    Fairies are kinda xenophobic, really

    Tumblr would call them problematic
    excuse me

    the Social Justice Fairy has written post after post explaining why this is NOT xenophobia
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    also fairies have no need to use mortal tech, the Hacker Fairy is simply that good
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    go to sleep tach

    ok
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Tachyon said:

    I wonder if the fairies, in addition to refusing to use mortal-built phones, also maintain their own wireless service provider


    Fairies are kinda xenophobic, really

    Tumblr would call them problematic
    excuse me

    the Social Justice Fairy has written post after post explaining why this is NOT xenophobia
    I ended up unfollowing the Social Justice Fairy after she kept sending me asks saying that describing the November weather as "bipolar" was ableist towards people with mood disorders
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