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The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • Obā-sanObā-san

    Anonus said:

    if you adjusted that cow's facial proportions slightly, gave him a red hat, a black mane, and black outlines for nostrils, he'd be Quick Draw McGraw

    image
  • KlinotaxisKlinotaxis
    kill living beings
    I can't believe I kind of want that cup
  • KlinotaxisKlinotaxis
    kill living beings
    well, yes I can
  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    edited 2015-10-23 02:15:39
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Anonus said:

    if you adjusted that cow's facial proportions slightly, gave him a red hat, a black mane, and black outlines for nostrils, he'd be Quick Draw McGraw

    I like how you have the most convoluted way of saying "that cow reminds me of Quick Draw McGraw"
  • Obā-sanObā-san

    i want it too tbqh
  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    to be quick (draw mcgraw) honest
  • Imipolex GImipolex G
    Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Anonus said:

    if you adjusted that cow's facial proportions slightly, gave him a red hat, a black mane, and black outlines for nostrils, he'd be Quick Draw McGraw

    but that would ruin it
  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Apocalypse Cow said:

    Anonus said:

    if you adjusted that cow's facial proportions slightly, gave him a red hat, a black mane, and black outlines for nostrils, he'd be Quick Draw McGraw

    but that would ruin it
    Hey now, let's not be biased against horses...
  • Obā-sanObā-san

    horses suck ass they are weird and sinewy and muscular like kangaroos and their eyes are all fucked up

    goats are better in every way, just fucking face it
  • Obā-sanObā-san

    weird and gross:

    image

    small and fluffy

    image
  • Imipolex GImipolex G
    Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I'd say that settles it
  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    :3 said:

    majestic and beautiful:

    image

    too much hair

    image

    fix'd
  • Obā-sanObā-san

    the horse is also covered with hair

    but it is stiff and short, like a drill sergeant

    it also has bulging blood vessels, like a drill sergeant

    basically, horses are drill sergeants
  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    ...Did I ever tell you guys about the time I went to an anime convention and they had a retired USMC drill instructor working security by the ticket line? That was an experience.
  • TreTre
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    I'm pretty sure that insulting horses is an offense punishable by death or shunning in this town.

    Of course, I've never had any need or desire to insult horses, but...
  • Section42LSection42L
    We can do anything if we do it together.
    :3 said:

    the horse is also covered with hair

    but it is stiff and short, like a drill sergeant

    it also has bulging blood vessels, like a drill sergeant

    basically, horses are drill sergeants

    I'd post the muscly pony right now but I'm not sure how you'd feel about that.
  • Obā-sanObā-san

    Bulk Biceps is the most biologically accurate my little pony character
  • AnonusAnonus
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    *kabongs naney*
  • Obā-sanObā-san

    where is the lie
  • AnonusAnonus
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    but yes I know I'm an obsessive nitwit
  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Anonus said:but yes I know I'm an obsessive nitwit

    not just any obsessive nitwit, you're     my obsessive nitwit

    <3
  • ToolsieToolsie
    edited 2015-10-23 07:56:26
    ಠ_ಠ
    I'm a wizard
  • ToolsieToolsie
    ಠ_ಠ
    I've got sinusitis

    Fucks sake
  • KlinotaxisKlinotaxis
    kill living beings
    can't sleep nothing will eat me
  • HavenHaven
    Let me tell you. About Fallen London.
    Can't sleep
  • HavenHaven
    edited 2015-10-23 10:01:05
    Let me tell you. About Fallen London.
    The post prior to that was also someone who couldn't sleep, and it was an hour and a half ago. Huh
  • ToolsieToolsie
    ಠ_ಠ
    Apparently a lot of people can't sleep
  • HavenHaven
    Let me tell you. About Fallen London.
    well it ain't sleepers' hangout

    how could it be

    everyone would be unconscious
  • ToolsieToolsie
    ಠ_ಠ
    Was about to head out go get lunch before my lab session, when I caught sight of my hair and realised how fucking greasy it was.

    Instead of taking a second shower, I just washed it using the shower head and my head over the shower drain.

    Laziness ftw
  • Sex GripsSex Grips
    edited 2015-10-23 11:20:20
    Ich bin ein jelly doughnut

  • ToolsieToolsie
    ಠ_ಠ
    Just used a nasal stick to clear my sinuses. Feel like I'm tripping balls now.
  • TachyonTachyon
    imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    Harley Quinn said:

    ...You've never heard "livery" used to describe the paint scheme/graphics on a vehicle?

    it's also used for telephone kiosks, which is weirder
  • TachyonTachyon
    imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    horses are terrifying

    that's not an insult, just an observation
  • ToolsieToolsie
    ಠ_ಠ
    Some horses are.

    Others are the most docile creatures I've ever seen.

    I've been horse riding for many years, so I'm quite biased.
  • ToolsieToolsie
    ಠ_ಠ
    But some horses can be fucking terrifying. If you see a wild horse galloping towards you, you run and pray.
  • TachyonTachyon
    imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    objectively, some horses are dangerous

    subjectively, all horses are terrifying
  • ToolsieToolsie
    ಠ_ಠ
    I suppose their skeletons are a bit freaky...
  • TachyonTachyon
    imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    obviously an exaggeration

    i got kicked by a horse once when i was a kid, it hurt like hell, i'm taking no chances
  • ToolsieToolsie
    ಠ_ಠ
    I've been kicked before. Had a lovely bruise on my leg for a week. Learnt never to walk behind a horse again.
  • Sredni VashtarSredni Vashtar
    “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    I like horses, but I wouldn't want to get one mad. It's really that simple. Most are harmless by disposition, but they still weigh hundreds of pounds and most of that is muscle.
  • TachyonTachyon
    imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    got me in the lower gut

    i wasn't even walking behind it, i was minding my own business and it approached me

    i guess i must have scared it or annoyed it somehow, but idk what i did
  • Sex GripsSex Grips
    Ich bin ein jelly doughnut
    All of the pictures of horses on the internet make them look like oiled body-builders.
    That fur's too short...
  • Sredni VashtarSredni Vashtar
    “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    That's awful, Tach! I am really sorry!
  • TachyonTachyon
    imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    that aside

    horses do have a certain elegance

    but i mean, so does a tiger

    there are animals i wouldn't mind petting, and others i would prefer to admire from a distance
  • TachyonTachyon
    imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    0vvvv0 said:

    That's awful, Tach! I am really sorry!

    it's fine, it's ancient history

    but as you can imagine it was an off-putting experience at the time
  • KlinotaxisKlinotaxis
    kill living beings
    Harley Quinn said:

    ...You've never heard "livery" used to describe the paint scheme/graphics on a vehicle?

    not in the last two hundred years no
  • KlinotaxisKlinotaxis
    kill living beings
    I have a bunch of garbage to do today and most of it's not going to happen and I don't care because I still can't sleep
  • Sredni VashtarSredni Vashtar
    “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    rayman said:

    Harley Quinn said:

    ...You've never heard "livery" used to describe the paint scheme/graphics on a vehicle?

    not in the last two hundred years no
    I have. It's not that common but it's by no means obsolete.
  • Sex GripsSex Grips
    edited 2015-10-23 12:57:34
    Ich bin ein jelly doughnut
    Livery's a pretty common term in auto racing, though I think it's more of a UK term.

    I put milk and sambuca in my coffee because my coffee is stale, and... You know when you used to mix too many colours of paint as a kid?
    image

    It tastes the way it looks, and it's probably as good for me as it seems because my stomach hurts now.
  • Sredni VashtarSredni Vashtar
    edited 2015-10-23 13:16:08
    “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Cardamom and nutmeg work in coffee, but anisette? Not so much, unless you're going for some kind of kooky milkshake base.

    Also: The ouzo effect in action!
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