The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • edited 2016-02-28 23:24:45
    THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    Jane said:

    Tre said:

    Cheerwine is a cherry-flavored soda from NC! It's not my favorite but I do like it, and it's one of the few things I know North Carolina can actually brag about, so it has its merits.

    so it is like A-TREAT but from a different state

    neato
    Or Cherry Smash/Rock Creek Cherry Soda from around here. (Cheerwine is actually easier to get now, due to the proliferation of Food Lions since the late 1980s.)
  • We can do anything if we do it together.

    http://screenrant.com/stan-lee-honorary-oscar-academy-awards/


    Every day it becomes harder not to annoy people
    If you're going to say we should be against Stan Lee because Bob Chipman likes him, I'm going to have to say "hell no".

    (Not that saying he should get an honorary Oscar isn't still dumb, of course.)
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    It's not just that it's also https://t.co/CN84h6Yx9r
  • The meadowlark and the chim-choo-ree and the sparrow
    Set to the sky in a flying spree, for the sport over the pharaoh
    A little while later the Pharisees dragged a comb through the meadow
    Do you remember what they called up to you and me, in our window?
    There is a rusty light on the pines tonight
    Sun pouring wine, lord, or marrow
    Down into the bones of the birches
    And the spires of the churches
    Jutting out from the shadows
    The yoke, and the axe, and the old smokestacks and the bale and the barrow
    And everything sloped like it was dragged from a rope
    In the mouth of the south below
    We've seen those mountains kneeling, felten and grey
    We thought our very hearts would up and melt away
    From that snow in the nighttime
    Just going
    And going
    And the stirring of wind chimes
    In the morning
    In the morning
    Helps me find my way back in
    From the place where I have been
    And, Emily - I saw you last night by the river
    I dreamed you were skipping little stones across the surface of the water
    Frowning at the angle where they were lost, and slipped under forever
    In a mud-cloud, mica-spangled, like the sky'd been breathing on a mirror
    Anyhow - I sat by your side, by the water
    You taught me the names of the stars overhead that I wrote down in my ledger
    Though all I knew of the rote universe were those Pleiades loosed in December
    I promised you I'd set them to verse so I'd always remember

    That the meteorite is a source of the light
    And the meteor's just what we see
    And the meteoroid is a stone that's devoid of the fire that propelled it to thee

    And the meteorite’s just what causes the light
    And the meteor’s how it’s perceived
    And the meteoroid’s a bone thrown from the void
    That lies quiet and offering to thee

    You came and lay a cold compress upon the mess I'm in
    Threw the window wide and cried, "Amen! Amen! Amen!"
    The whole world stopped to hear you hollering
    You looked down and saw now what was happening
    The lines are fading in my kingdom
    (Though I have never known the way to border them in)
    So the muddy mouths of baboons and sows and the grouse and the horse and the hen
    Grope at the gate of the looming lake that was once a tidy pen
    And the mail is late and the great estates are not lit from within
    The talk in town's becoming downright sickening
    In due time we will see the far buttes lit by a flare
    I've seen your bravery, and I will follow you there
    And row through the nighttime
    Gone healthy
    Gone healthy all of a sudden
    In search of the midwife
    Who could help me
    Who could help me
    Help me find my way back in
    There are worries where I've been
    Say, say, say in the lee of the bay; don't be bothered
    Leave your troubles here where the tugboats shear the water from the water
    (Flanked by furrows, curling back, like a match held up to a newspaper)
    Emily, they'll follow your lead by the letter
    And I make this claim, and I'm not ashamed to say I know you better
    What they've seen is just a beam of your sun that banishes winter
    Let us go! Though we know it's a hopeless endeavor
    The ties that bind, they are barbed and spined and hold us close forever
    Though there is nothing would help me come to grips with a sky that is gaping and yawning
    There is a song I woke with on my lips as you sailed your great ship towards the morning
    Come on home, the poppies are all grown knee-deep by now
    Blossoms all have fallen, and the pollen ruins the plow
    Peonies nod in the breeze and while they wetly bow
    With hydrocephalitic listlessness ants mop up-a their brow
    And everything with wings is restless, aimless, drunk and dour
    The butterflies and birds collide at hot, ungodly hours
    And my clay-colored motherlessness rangily reclines
    Come on home, now! All my bones are dolorous with vines
    Pa pointed out to me, for the hundredth time tonight
    The way the ladle leads to a dirt-red bullet of light
    Squint skyward and listen
    Loving him, we move within his borders
    Just asterisms in the stars' set order
    We could stand for a century
    Staring
    With our heads cocked
    In the broad daylight at this thing
    Joy
    Landlocked
    In bodies that don't keep
    Dumbstruck with the sweetness of being
    Until we don't be told
    Take this
    Eat this
    Told
  • We can do anything if we do it together.

    It's not just that it's also https://t.co/CN84h6Yx9r

    I liked that article.

    What the hell is wrong with it?
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    There's nothing wrong, okay you are making it even harder, I am stopping now.
  • The cause is Ozymandian
    The map of Sapokanikan
    Is sanded and bevelled
    The land lone and levelled
    By some unrecorded and powerful hand

    Which plays along the monument
    And drums upon a plastic bag
    The brave-men-and-women-so-dear-to-God-
    And-famous-to-all-of-the-ages rag

    Saying: Do you love me?
    Will you remember?
    The snow falls above me
    The renderer renders:
    The event is in the hand of God

    Beneath a patch of grass, her
    Bones the old Dutch master hid
    While elsewhere Tobias
    And the angel disguise
    What the scholars surmise was a mother and kid

    Interred with other daughters
    In dirt in other potters' fields
    Above them, parades
    Mark the passing of days
    Through parks where pale colonnades arch in marble and steel

    Where all of the twenty-thousand attending your footfall
    And the causes they died for are lost in the idling bird calls
    And the records they left are cryptic at best
    Lost in obsolescence
    The text will not yield, nor x-ray reveal
    With any fluorescence
    Where the hand of the master begins and ends

    I fell, I tried to do well but I won't be
    Will you tell the one that I love to remember and hold me
    I call and call for the doctor
    But the snow swallows me whole with ol' Florry Walker
    And the event lives only in print

    He said:
    "It's alright"
    And "It's all over now"
    And boarded the plane
    His belt unfastened
    The boy was known to show unusual daring
    And, called a "boy"
    This alderman, confounding Tammany Hall
    In whose employ King Tamanend himself preceeded John’s fall

    So we all raise a standard
    To which the wise and honest soul may repair
    To which a hunter
    A hundred years from now, may look and despair
    And see with wonder
    The tributes we have left to rust in the parks
    Swearing that our hair stood on end
    To see John Purroy Mitchel depart

    For the Western Front
    Where work might count
    All exeunt! All go out!
    Await the hunter, to decipher the stone
    (and what lies under, now)
    The city is gone

    Look and despair
    Look and despair
  • O sweet spontaneous
    earth how often have
    the
    doting

    fingers of
    prurient philosophers pinched
    and
    poked

    thee
    , has the naughty thumb
    of science prodded
    thy

    beauty, how
    often have religions taken
    thee upon their scraggy knees
    squeezing and

    buffeting thee that thou mightest conceive
    gods
    (but
    true

    to the incomparable
    couch of death thy
    rhythmic
    lover

    thou answerest

    them only with

    spring)
  • edited 2016-02-28 23:49:09
    Munch munch, chomp chomp...
    I don't have much of an investment in MCU but I don't find it very hard to at least give Myr's stuff a looksie (not that I read much of it for obvious reasons), or at all see how passive-aggressively reposting lyrics to each and every MCU comment instead of just not commenting is very helpful.

    Like, he even said "harder not to annoy people" and left it at that without even elaborating on either of them, geez. I'd think that speaks for itself, "this thing bothers me but I'll leave it at that."
  • edited 2016-02-28 23:52:48
    We can do anything if we do it together.
    I skimmed through Bob's article and I did indeed find it kinda dumb and hard-to-read (like I usually find Bob's articles to be).

    There are valid reasons to hate Stan Lee. There really are.

    I'm against being told to dislike him as a reflexive response to a guy who the speaker dislikes, however, and I am sick and tired of tolerating that.
  • It's also true they say,
    On the 3:10 to Yuma,
    A man can meet his fate.
    For fate travels everywhere.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    done
  • so much depends
    upon

    a red wheel
    barrow

    glazed with rain
    water

    beside the white
    chickens
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    oh hay gaiz what's up
  • hi imi

    does Sunday Night Sleep Dep still happen
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    nah, because I rarely work on Sundays anymore.
  • oh hay gaiz what's up

    The chaosmongers
    Prefer to get away
    When people fall down
    But they killed the wrong ones
  • never was fond of wcw.
    his stuff's a bit too 
    mundane after you 

    take the odd pacing
    and errant spacing out
    of the equation

    and yet, I respect him
    for his work is novel if
    nothing else
  • fight. dream. horse. love.
    I've heard the opening beat drop to "Father Stretch My Hands" more times this week than I've spoken to a woman my own age
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Netflix has been recommending me stand-up specials.

    image

    This fucker looks insufferable
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    is that a show about some insufferable douchebag being all "edgy" by insulting people and stuff? Whoa, how ORIGINAL AND FASCINATING
  • I want to make you happy just a little
    I want to find you something which is certain
  • Munch munch, chomp chomp...

    is that a show about some insufferable douchebag being all "edgy" by insulting people and stuff? Whoa, how ORIGINAL AND FASCINATING

    It's about a comic who makes oh-so-hilarious and novel No Offense But-style jokes from what I can tell, yes.
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Can't anybody here talk about things that they actually like? I'm getting tired of this negativity and confrontation without a real mix or balance. Frank discussion in which distaste for something comes up is all well and good but it seems like the main mode of operation here is for someone to say, "This is a thing that bothers me," then link something or quote something or whatever, and everybody's so hung up on dumb shit that doesn't matter when they could bee talking about something fun or interesting instead. Why wallow in things that are lame and irritating? You can find other ways to start a conversation.
  • edited 2016-02-29 00:57:03
    Munch munch, chomp chomp...
    It's certainly not preferable, to me. As is I'm just one person and don't even have the energy to bring up my issues all the time with these things, and the times I've done that in the past (not just HH mind), have been conflated with the arguing itself.

    Plus, I mean, you can only do that so much before remembering it's better to focus on Crystal.
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Baldanders and Section are naturally going to think I'm singling them out or something but really it's everyone here at different times and it's really just suffocating. It's like you can't enjoy anything sometimes, like any enjoyment you have is solely relative to your irritation with petty, worthless nonsense that should be below your regard but apparently isn't because it's the only way anyone starts a conversation. You can start it with something positive—or can you? Are you capable? Or do you just refuse?
  • edited 2016-02-29 01:03:55
    fight. dream. horse. love.
    This is overly glib about a sincere issue, so I'm removing it
  • edited 2016-02-29 01:01:32
    We can do anything if we do it together.

    Baldanders and Section are naturally going to think I'm singling them out or something but really it's everyone here at different times and it's really just suffocating. It's like you can't enjoy anything sometimes, like any enjoyment you have is solely relative to your irritation with petty, worthless nonsense that should be below your regard but apparently isn't because it's the only way anyone starts a conversation. You can start it with something positive—or can you? Are you capable? Or do you just refuse?

    I goofed there, yes. 

    I was mostly upset at Myr doing that himself. I've been trying to make steps to start out more positively when possible lately, like with my Sandman thread (which I hope to keep steadily, if likely sporadically, updated). 

    That said, I am not the best conversationalist and I fall into anger too often. I apologize to @Baldanders for getting overly aggressive towards him just now. I still do think my issues with what he discussed were justified, but I really could've phrased them better.
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    That wasn't even what set me off. It's just the realisation that so many conversations here are started with a complaint or a derisive statement or just some mean-spirited jibe and you have no idea how sick I am of it.
  • edited 2016-02-29 01:06:09
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    moved per Sredni's request
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Respond in the non-suicidal problems thread, if you would, please. Thanks.
  • Now your patrons have all left you in the red
    Your low rent friends are dead
    This life can be very strange
  • I'll try not to be a Negative Nelly so much in the future
  • Did you feel like Jesus
    Did you realize
    That you were a champion in their eyes
  • kill living beings
    ghibli movies are good
  • I particularly like Spirited Away because it's a fun, emotionally deep movie for the whole family to learn from.
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    It is! Although My Neighbour Totoro was my childhood.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I like big metal riffs
  • Munch munch, chomp chomp...
    Bunnies are super adorable.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Cows are cool too
  • I like rock music.
  • Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.
    Anyway, last night I vividly dreamed that I open-mouthed kissed this guy who I didn't like to shut him up, and in the dream I thought; "Wow this is weird, but fun."

    And then today I decided to start my practice of chanting in front of my shrine to start the day. 
  • Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.
    Gay thoughts are not what made me chant. Feeling powerless to practice for years is.
  • Can't anybody here talk about things that they actually like? I'm getting tired of this negativity and confrontation without a real mix or balance. Frank discussion in which distaste for something comes up is all well and good but it seems like the main mode of operation here is for someone to say, "This is a thing that bothers me," then link something or quote something or whatever, and everybody's so hung up on dumb shit that doesn't matter when they could bee talking about something fun or interesting instead. Why wallow in things that are lame and irritating? You can find other ways to start a conversation.

    I am insecure about 100% of the basic-ass things I like hence the negativity
  • I'm Tiny and Big trash and I have come to terms with it

    my feelings on Destiny, which I spend more time playing actively, are more mixed, but I love the gunplay and the look of it, especially the weapon design, is top notch, so much that even the PS3 version is still gorgeous despite running on less powerful hardware

    and boy do we all know how I feel about Rayman
  • kill living beings
    i like *flips through Rolodex* hymenoepimecis argyraphaga
  • edited 2016-02-29 02:40:43

    The wind was driving in my face
    The smell of prickly pear
    The milk truck eased into my space
    Somebody screamed somewhere
    I struck a match against the door
    Of Anthony's Bar and Grill

    I was
    The whining stranger
    A fool in love
    With time to kill
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    @MissUtilis Let's go to a big city and bring a cat with us
  • which big city?
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