The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • edited 2016-02-28 20:36:19
    kill living beings
    and replace them with what

    squids i bet
  • I for one am pro-body
  • kill living beings
    i'm pro-squids you wanna go
  • my corporeal form gives me a decisive advantage
  • edited 2016-02-28 20:40:07
    kill living beings
    shit... i'll have to do my combat in the psychological realm....

    your dumb
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Goons are prats
  • goons are snoog backwards
  • kill living beings
    goons more like dumbs
  • We can do anything if we do it together.
    Goons did 9/11.
  • goons are as you are as you are as goons, and goons are as we are as we are as goons, goons are as you are as we are as you are as goons are as you are and we are as you are and you are as goons
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    George W. Bush is probably a goon.

    Someone ask him if he thinks The Matrix Revolutions is anime
  • kill living beings
    ok i know you've been on that bloodborne thing for a while, but the matrix is a lot more anime than most movie things, not least because there are matrix animes
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    I'm not sure what your point is. Are you denying that there's an aesthetic that's common in goons? When you bring up criticisms, is it not in reference to things you dislike?
    This is my starting point: goons have an aesthetic. Yes, #notallgoons, but by and large, there is a collection of beliefs, ideas, opinions and ways of speaking that are common to the population. I don't dig those beliefs, ideas, opinions and ways of speaking I don't think it looks cool, or sounds cool, I don't respond to the idiosyncracies. They're annoying to me, or, if you'd like, they're silly in a way I dislike.
    But I'm not sure if you're saying the aesthetic isn't there (which I disagree with) or you're saying you shouldn't dislike an aesthetic (which I also disagree with). Yes, I can scour the world of goons for exceptions but why would I? I know they exist, they land on my door step sometimes, but life is too short to swim upstream for people. There's people everywhere.
  • My dreams exceed my real life

    ok i know you've been on that bloodborne thing for a while, but the matrix is a lot more anime than most movie things, not least because there are matrix animes

    You are not a critic, and thus, are not allowed to have an opinion about what is and isn't anime.
  • We can do anything if we do it together.

    I'm not sure what your point is. Are you denying that there's an aesthetic that's common in goons? When you bring up criticisms, is it not in reference to things you dislike?
    This is my starting point: goons have an aesthetic. Yes, #notallgoons, but by and large, there is a collection of beliefs, ideas, opinions and ways of speaking that are common to the population. I don't dig those beliefs, ideas, opinions and ways of speaking I don't think it looks cool, or sounds cool, I don't respond to the idiosyncracies. They're annoying to me, or, if you'd like, they're silly in a way I dislike.
    But I'm not sure if you're saying the aesthetic isn't there (which I disagree with) or you're saying you shouldn't dislike an aesthetic (which I also disagree with). Yes, I can scour the world of goons for exceptions but why would I? I know they exist, they land on my door step sometimes, but life is too short to swim upstream for people. There's people everywhere.

    Where does this copypasta even come from?
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Truth.
  • kill living beings
    can you talk abuot something other than this anime whatever in a podcast, it's been like three days
  • I'm not sure what your point is. Are you denying that there's an aesthetic that's common in goons? When you bring up criticisms, is it not in reference to things you dislike?
    This is my starting point: goons have an aesthetic. Yes, #notallgoons, but by and large, there is a collection of beliefs, ideas, opinions and ways of speaking that are common to the population. I don't dig those beliefs, ideas, opinions and ways of speaking I don't think it looks cool, or sounds cool, I don't respond to the idiosyncracies. They're annoying to me, or, if you'd like, they're silly in a way I dislike.
    But I'm not sure if you're saying the aesthetic isn't there (which I disagree with) or you're saying you shouldn't dislike an aesthetic (which I also disagree with). Yes, I can scour the world of goons for exceptions but why would I? I know they exist, they land on my door step sometimes, but life is too short to swim upstream for people. There's people everywhere.

    No. The reason this pattern is happening is because CN has a handful of "marquee shows" it rotates in and out of emphasis (SU is one, Adventure Time is another). It's out of emphasis right now. They do this primarily so the crew doesn't run out of episodes. Which with the bomb format, is a real concern.

    Do none of you know how TV networks operate? Like I'm sorry to take on a high and mighty tone but TV execs do not give a single shit if something is contrary to what they'd personally want to see in a show. Many of them don't even watch the networks they work for. They care about making money. 

    Let me tell you what happens when Cartoon Network wants to kill a show, they shunt it to the early morning death slot and don't tell anybody. That happened to The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack. Great show! Terrible ratings, and they couldn't outright cancel it, so they put it in a place where no one would see it.

    Steven Universe has been--as has been repeated constantly over the course of this hiatus--renewed for another season after the one we're currently in, and on top of that, they've recently started making toys. Toys don't get made after production starts unless a show is a runaway hit, which SU is. 

    And again like I'm sorry to be so visibly exasperated but I feel like this question gets asked constantly in this fandom--here, on tumblr, on twitter, and so on (and personally, having to deal with this in the Toonami fandom as well. Shit's been back for four years and people still think it's gonna get canceled tomorrow)--and just, the answer is no, has always been no, and will continue to be no for the forseeable future. Something catastrophic would have to happen for Steven Universe to get cancelled. Boston Bomb Scare catastrophic.
  • My dreams exceed my real life

    can you talk abuot something other than this anime whatever in a podcast, it's been like three days

    Dude this happened yesterday
  • ok i know you've been on that bloodborne thing for a while, but the matrix is a lot more anime than most movie things, not least because there are matrix animes

    You are not a critic, and thus, are not allowed to have an opinion about what is and isn't anime.
    And there was a booming above you
    That night black airplanes flew over the sea
    And they were lowing and shifting like
    Beached whales
    Shelled snails
    As you strained and you squinted to see
    The retreat of their hairless and blind cavalry

    You froze in your sand shoal
    Prayed for your poor soul;
    Sky seemed a bread roll, soaking in a milk-bowl

    And when the bread broke —
    Fell in bricks of wet smoke —
    My sleeping heart woke, and my waking heart spoke

    Then there was a silence you took to mean something:
    Mean, Run, sing
    For alive you will evermore be
    And the plague of the greasy black engines a-skulking
    Has gone east
    While you’re left to explain them to me —
    Released
    From their hairless and blind cavalry

    With your hands in your pockets
    Stubbily running
    To where I’m unfresh
    Undressed and yawning —

    Well, what is this craziness?
    This crazy talking?
    You caught some small death
    When you were sleepwalking

    It was a dark dream, darlin;
    It’s over
    The firebreather is beneath the clover
    Beneath his breathing there is cold clay, forever:
    A toothless hound-dog choking on a feather

    But I took my fishing pole (fearing your fever)
    Down to the swimming hole, where there grows a bitter herb
    That blooms but one day a year, by the riverside —
    I’d bring it here:

    Apply it gently
    To the love you’ve lent me

    While the river was twisting and braiding, the bait bobbed
    And the string sobbed
    As it cut through the hustling breeze

    And I watched how the water was kneading so neatly
    Gone treacly
    Nearly slowed to a stop in this heat;
    Frenzy coiling flush along the muscles beneath

    Press on me
    We are restless things
    Webs of seaweed are swaddling
    You call upon the dusk of the
    Musk of a squid:
    Shot full of ink, until you sink into your crib

    Rowing along, among the reeds, among the rushes
    I heard your song, before my heart had time to hush it!
    Smell of a stonefruit being cut and being opened
    Smell of a low and of a lazy cinder smoking

    And when the fire moves away
    Fire moves away, son
    Why would you say
    I was the last one?

    Scrape your knee: it is only skin
    Makes the sound of violins

    When I cut your hair, and leave the birds all the trimmings
    I am the happiest woman among all women

    And the shallow water stretches as far as I can see
    Knee deep, trudging along —
    The seagull weeps ‘so long’ —
    I’m humming a threshing song —

    Until the night is over, hold on
    Hold on;
    Hold your horses back from the fickle dawn

    I have got some business out at the edge of town
    Candy weighing both of my pockets down
    Till I can hardly stay afloat, from the weight of them
    (and knowing how the commonfolk condemn
    What it is I do, to you, to keep you warm:
    Being a woman. Being a woman.)

    But always up the mountainside you’re clambering
    Groping blindly, hungry for anything;
    Picking through your pocket linings —
    Well, what is this?
    Scrap of sassafras, eh Sisyphus?

    I see the blossoms broke and wet after the rain
    Little sister, he will be back again
    I have washed a thousand spiders down the drain
    Spiders’ ghosts hang, soaked and
    Dangling silently, from all the blooming cherry trees
    In tiny nooses, safe from everyone —
    Nothing but a nuisance; gone now, dead and done —
    Be a woman. Be a woman

    Though we felt the spray of the waves
    We decided to stay, 'till the tide rose too far
    We weren’t afraid, cause we know what you are;
    And you know that we know what you are

    Awful atoll —
    O, incalculable indiscreetness and sorrow!
    Bawl bellow:
    Sibyl sea-cow, all done up in a bow
    Toddle and roll;
    Teethe an impalpable bit of leather
    While yarrow, heather and hollyhock
    Awkwardly molt along the shore

    Are you mine?
    My heart?
    Mine anymore?

    Stay with me for awhile
    That’s an awfully real gun
    I know life will lay you down
    As the lightning has lately done

    Failing this, failing this
    Follow me, my sweetest friend
    To see what you anointed
    In pointing your gun there
    Lay it down! Nice and slow!
    There is nowhere to go

    Save up;
    Up where the light, undiluted, is
    Weaving, in a drunk dream
    At the sight of my baby, out back:

    Back on the patio
    Watching the bats bring night in

    — while, elsewhere
    Estuaries of wax-white
    Wend, endlessly, towards seashores unmapped

    Last week, our picture window
    Produced a half-word
    Heavy and hollow
    Hit by a brown bird

    We stood and watched her gape like a rattlesnake
    And pant and labor over every intake

    I said a sort of prayer for some rare grace
    Then thought I ought to take her to a higher place
    Said, “dog nor vulture nor cat shall toy with you
    And though you die, bird, you will have a fine view.”

    Then in my hot hand, she slumped her sick weight
    We tramped through the poison oak, heartbroke and inchoate
    The dogs were snapping, so you cuffed their collars
    While I climbed the tree-house. Then how I hollered!

    Cause she’d lain, as still as a stone, in my palm, for a lifetime or two;
    Then saw the treetops, cocked her head, and up and flew
    (While back in the world that moves, often, according to
    The hoarding of these clues
    Dogs still run roughly around
    Little tufts of finch-down

    The cities we passed were a flickering wasteland,
    But his hand, in my hand, made them hale and harmless

    While down in the lowlands, the crops are all coming;
    We have everything

    Life is thundering blissful towards death

    In a stampede
    Of his fumbling green gentleness

    You stopped by;
    I was all alive
    In my doorway, we shucked and jived
    And when you wept, I was gone;
    See, I got gone when I got wise
    But I can’t with certainty say we survived

    Then down and down
    And down and down
    And down and deeper
    Stoke, without sound
    The blameless flames
    You endless sleeper

    Through fire below
    And fire above
    And fire within

    Sleep through the things that couldn’t have been
    If you hadn’t have been

    And when the fire moves away
    Fire moves away, son
    Why would you say
    I was the last one?

    All my bones, they are gone, gone, gone
    Take my bones, I don’t need none
    Cold, cold cupboard, lord, nothing to chew on!
    Suck all day on a cherry stone
    Dig a little hole not three inches round —
    Spit your pit in a hole in the ground
    Weep upon the spot for the starving of me!
    Till up grows a fine young cherry tree
    When the bough breaks, what’ll you make for me?
    A little willow cabin to rest on your knee
    What’ll I do with a trinket such as this?
    Think of your woman, who’s gone to the west
    But I’m starving and freezing in my measly old bed!
    Then I’ll crawl across the salt flats, to stroke your sweet head
    Come across the desert with no shoes on!
    I love you truly
    Or I love no-one

    Fire moves away. Fire moves away, son
    Why would you say that I was the last one, last one?

    Clear the room! There’s a fire, a fire, a fire
    Get going
    And I’m going to be right behind you

    And if the love of a woman or two, dear
    Couldn't move you to such heights
    Then all I can do
    Is do, my darling, right by you
  • kill living beings
    i mean the bloodborne anime angle thing, that wasn't yesterday
  • the Earthbound OST is actually a great album all by itself
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    pro-squid
  • That's because you're drawing up this dichotomy where you have to either "admit the line is bad even if you like it" or you're a 'stan'. You can't say "you can like bad lines", that's meaningless.

    This kind of phrasing makes it impossible to talk about the album in any interesting way and is why I've largely been staying out of these threads until now.
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    And then: Joanna Newsom.

    Let's please talk about her instead.
  • the "why the fuck your face look like a cucumber" picture looks like the cover of a children's book.

    edit: finally listened to the track & it's pretty good. Yours not his.

    I just really needed to give my important thoughts about the cucumber pic.
  • kill living beings
    i don't kwnow who that is
    Jane said:

    the Earthbound OST is actually a great album all by itself

    i like the vocal album a lot

    you may say i'm a fool / feelin the way that i do
  • We can do anything if we do it together.

    And then: Joanna Newsom.


    Let's please talk about her instead.
    I need to give her another chance at some point.
  • too few symbols to reasonably be language (unless they're a pictographic one like Egyptian hieroglyphics but, while I think Hirsch is a pretty smart dude, that's not something most people can pull off).

    So it's probably numbers.
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Jane said:

    edit: finally listened to the track & it's pretty good. Yours not his.

    ?
  • My dreams exceed my real life

    i mean the bloodborne anime angle thing, that wasn't yesterday

    This was actually provoked by a similar 3 minute derail about a single line of dialogue in Legacy of Kain
  • I wanted to see how long it would take people to realize I was just copypasting posts from my reddit account.
  • The meadowlark and the chim-choo-ree and the sparrow
    Set to the sky in a flying spree, for the sport over the pharaoh
    A little while later the Pharisees dragged a comb through the meadow
    Do you remember what they called up to you and me, in our window?
    There is a rusty light on the pines tonight
    Sun pouring wine, lord, or marrow
    Down into the bones of the birches
    And the spires of the churches
    Jutting out from the shadows
    The yoke, and the axe, and the old smokestacks and the bale and the barrow
    And everything sloped like it was dragged from a rope
    In the mouth of the south below
    We've seen those mountains kneeling, felten and grey
    We thought our very hearts would up and melt away
    From that snow in the nighttime
    Just going
    And going
    And the stirring of wind chimes
    In the morning
    In the morning
    Helps me find my way back in
    From the place where I have been
    And, Emily - I saw you last night by the river
    I dreamed you were skipping little stones across the surface of the water
    Frowning at the angle where they were lost, and slipped under forever
    In a mud-cloud, mica-spangled, like the sky'd been breathing on a mirror
    Anyhow - I sat by your side, by the water
    You taught me the names of the stars overhead that I wrote down in my ledger
    Though all I knew of the rote universe were those Pleiades loosed in December
    I promised you I'd set them to verse so I'd always remember

    That the meteorite is a source of the light
    And the meteor's just what we see
    And the meteoroid is a stone that's devoid of the fire that propelled it to thee

    And the meteorite’s just what causes the light
    And the meteor’s how it’s perceived
    And the meteoroid’s a bone thrown from the void
    That lies quiet and offering to thee

    You came and lay a cold compress upon the mess I'm in
    Threw the window wide and cried, "Amen! Amen! Amen!"
    The whole world stopped to hear you hollering
    You looked down and saw now what was happening
    The lines are fading in my kingdom
    (Though I have never known the way to border them in)
    So the muddy mouths of baboons and sows and the grouse and the horse and the hen
    Grope at the gate of the looming lake that was once a tidy pen
    And the mail is late and the great estates are not lit from within
    The talk in town's becoming downright sickening
    In due time we will see the far buttes lit by a flare
    I've seen your bravery, and I will follow you there
    And row through the nighttime
    Gone healthy
    Gone healthy all of a sudden
    In search of the midwife
    Who could help me
    Who could help me
    Help me find my way back in
    There are worries where I've been
    Say, say, say in the lee of the bay; don't be bothered
    Leave your troubles here where the tugboats shear the water from the water
    (Flanked by furrows, curling back, like a match held up to a newspaper)
    Emily, they'll follow your lead by the letter
    And I make this claim, and I'm not ashamed to say I know you better
    What they've seen is just a beam of your sun that banishes winter
    Let us go! Though we know it's a hopeless endeavor
    The ties that bind, they are barbed and spined and hold us close forever
    Though there is nothing would help me come to grips with a sky that is gaping and yawning
    There is a song I woke with on my lips as you sailed your great ship towards the morning
    Come on home, the poppies are all grown knee-deep by now
    Blossoms all have fallen, and the pollen ruins the plow
    Peonies nod in the breeze and while they wetly bow
    With hydrocephalitic listlessness ants mop up-a their brow
    And everything with wings is restless, aimless, drunk and dour
    The butterflies and birds collide at hot, ungodly hours
    And my clay-colored motherlessness rangily reclines
    Come on home, now! All my bones are dolorous with vines
    Pa pointed out to me, for the hundredth time tonight
    The way the ladle leads to a dirt-red bullet of light
    Squint skyward and listen
    Loving him, we move within his borders
    Just asterisms in the stars' set order
    We could stand for a century
    Staring
    With our heads cocked
    In the broad daylight at this thing
    Joy
    Landlocked
    In bodies that don't keep
    Dumbstruck with the sweetness of being
    Until we don't be told
    Take this
    Eat this
    Told
  • no if you're wanting something this sub would actually say about Illmatic you want someone saying that it has no bangers, and then a lengthy argument about whether "Represent" qualifies as a banger or not.
  • it probably speaks volumes that I have literally no idea what this argument was about beyond SA being involved somewhat

    in other news, I want to go to Cook Out
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I've never actually had a nice laptop, you know.

    I've never had a laptop with an SSD, or a touchscreen, or even a 1080p display. I've never had a nice sleek laptop that's not obnoxiously thick. I've never had an Apple laptop.

    Just sayin'.
  • We can do anything if we do it together.
    Jane said:

    I wanted to see how long it would take people to realize I was just copypasting posts from my reddit account.

    I noticed the SU thing was a copypasta, but I didn't think it was from you.

    I am inclined to agree with it, except the fact that apparently enough episodes have been made as to spoil them is kinda making me antsy...
  • Tre said:

    it probably speaks volumes that I have literally no idea what this argument was about beyond SA being involved somewhat


    in other news, I want to go to Cook Out
    play The Life Of Pablo at the cookout
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Those are good lyrics, but posting them is not going to magically stop people from talking about dumb things.
  • I've never actually had a nice laptop, you know.


    I've never had a laptop with an SSD, or a touchscreen, or even a 1080p display. I've never had a nice sleek laptop that's not obnoxiously thick. I've never had an Apple laptop.

    Just sayin'.
    I don't have running water in my kitchen.
  • We can do anything if we do it together.
    Jane said:

    I've never actually had a nice laptop, you know.


    I've never had a laptop with an SSD, or a touchscreen, or even a 1080p display. I've never had a nice sleek laptop that's not obnoxiously thick. I've never had an Apple laptop.

    Just sayin'.
    I don't have running water in my kitchen.
    I'm sorry your life sucks, but getting into a "whose life is worse" game never benefits anyone.
  • Munch munch, chomp chomp...
    Myr, you're kinda doing that thing where you go on and on about a subject which may very well hold dubious opinions, but even when people agree with its badness and/or don't care, continue going on even though the point has been made.

    I'm sorry this is such a needle in your side, and yeah I can easily see how it's dumb as well as how that sentiment creeping up on stuff you like is infuriating, but can you please stop? Or try to be less intense about it?
  • I don't even know for certain if the version of TLOP I acquired even is actually the album, I haven't listened to it yet

    also people would probably look at me funny for blasting Kanye West in a restaurant
  • I've never actually had a nice laptop, you know.


    I've never had a laptop with an SSD, or a touchscreen, or even a 1080p display. I've never had a nice sleek laptop that's not obnoxiously thick. I've never had an Apple laptop.

    Just sayin'.
    you can buy an SSD, it's like 100 bucks
  • if DOOMSTARKS comes out tomorrow I will eat an entire box of pancake mix.

    I actually won't, but I'd be very very surprised.
  • Tre said:

    I don't even know for certain if the version of TLOP I acquired even is actually the album, I haven't listened to it yet


    also people would probably look at me funny for blasting Kanye West in a restaurant
    that's why you do it

    you gotta be the change you wanna see in the world
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

    Jane said:

    I've never actually had a nice laptop, you know.


    I've never had a laptop with an SSD, or a touchscreen, or even a 1080p display. I've never had a nice sleek laptop that's not obnoxiously thick. I've never had an Apple laptop.

    Just sayin'.
    I don't have running water in my kitchen.
    I'm sorry your life sucks, but getting into a "whose life is worse" game never benefits anyone.
    Crystal said:

    Myr, you're kinda doing that thing where you go on and on about a subject which may very well hold dubious opinions, but even when people agree with its badness and/or don't care, continue going on even though the point has been made.


    I'm sorry this is such a needle in your side, and yeah I can easily see how it's dumb as well as how that sentiment creeping up on stuff you like is infuriating, but can you please stop? Or try to be less intense about it?
    Both of these.

    Please, everybody.
  • I'm going to get an SSD for my computer at some point, though probably not any time soon

    it's a MacBook but the hardware is kinda old (2012) so it stumbles a bit with El Capitan
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

    I've never actually had a nice laptop, you know.


    I've never had a laptop with an SSD, or a touchscreen, or even a 1080p display. I've never had a nice sleek laptop that's not obnoxiously thick. I've never had an Apple laptop.

    Just sayin'.
    you can buy an SSD, it's like 100 bucks
    I've considered that, but at this point this laptop is 3 years old and I'm not sure it has enough live left in it to be worth spending money on upgrades.
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