Did I ever tell you about the man who taught his anime to talk? His whole abdomen would move up and down you dig farting out the words. It was unlike anything I ever heard.
This anime talk had sort of a gut frequency. It hit you right down there like you gotta go. You know when the old colon gives you the elbow and it feels sorta cold inside, and you know all you have to do is turn loose? Well this talking hit you right down there, a bubbly, thick stagnant sound, a sound you could smell.
This man worked for a carnival you dig, and to start with it was like a novelty ventriloquist act. Real funny, too, at first. He had a number he called “The Better ‘Ole” that was a scream, I tell you. I forget most of it but it was clever. Like, “Oh I say, are you still down there, old thing?”
“Nah I had to go relieve myself.”
After a while the anime start talking on its own. He would go in without anything prepared and his anime would ad-lib and toss the gags back at him every time.
Then it developed sort of teeth-like little raspy in-curving hooks and started eating. He thought this was cute at first and built an act around it, but the anime would eat its way through his pants and start talking on the street, shouting out it wanted equal rights. It would get drunk, too, and have crying jags nobody loved it and it wanted to be kissed same as any other mouth. Finally it talked all the time day and night, you could hear him for blocks screaming at it to shut up, and beating it with his fist, and sticking candles up it, but nothing did any good and the anime said to him: “It’s you who will shut up in the end. Not me. Because we don't need you around here any more. I can talk and eat and shit.”
After that he began waking up in the morning with a transparent jelly like a tadpole’s tail all over his mouth. This jelly was what the scientists call un-D.T., Undifferentiated Tissue, which can grow into any kind of flesh on the human body. He would tear it off his mouth and the pieces would stick to his hands like burning gasoline jelly and grow there, grow anywhere on him a glob of it fell. So finally his mouth sealed over, and the whole head would have have amputated spontaneous except for the eyes you dig. That's one thing the anime couldn’t do was see. It needed the eyes. But nerve connections were blocked and infiltrated and atrophied so the brain couldn’t give orders any more. It was trapped in the skull, sealed off. For a while you could see the silent, helpless suffering of the brain behind the eyes, then finally the brain must have died, because the eyes went out, and there was no more feeling in them than a crab’s eyes on the end of a stalk.
Considered buying stocks because getting essentially free money from dividends sounds like a good deal and
Is it me or is it literally only possible to get any money from these if you spend thousands of dollars
Depends. Sometimes you have to buy a lot of stocks to even get a way in.
"A way in" meaning getting dividends? So there are some stocks that just won't pay anything unless you've spent a lot of money on them?
I am not an expert on this stuff, but my impression was that there is no requirement for a corporation to ever distribute dividends and that people who make money with stocks tend to do it buying low and selling high (or shorting them or doing other complicated things I could not possibly understand).
I’d like to remind you this fucking atrocity exists. Yes. It’s fucking My Little Pony Dilbert 3. No, it’s not even funny in a fucking terrible manner. Not only did this guy feel the need to fucking ponify Dilbert 3, the video also takes itself seriously somehow, trying to be edgy ponies or something. Fucking hell.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
The fact that there's an episode of My Little Pony about lip-syncing and it's called "Filli Vanilli" is amazing
The leader of the Transformers has no canonical existence, he has been preemptively rewritten as the character that the fandom would have turned him into.
Optimus as he exists now, is like the fandom version of a transformer that never existed.
Let’s call this hypothetical Transformer-that-never-existed “Optimus Prime
Ostracizers are evil, true friends will accept you as you are, friendships should go before all, friendship is transitive, and friends do everything together.
Sorry, guess you don't have real, rewarding, human relationships if you think all that's false. #TheTriggeringOfGoons
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i don't get what's so funny or meaningful
i never said it wasn't, nor did i ever say it is
but i am saying now that it is, because it is
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Are
Lies
Good night
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
it should be one
today it's like 45/33 again
(degrees fahrenheit)