I'd call it a mugging but only sixty dollars were actually mugged so credit where it's due
if he intimidated you in any way into making him give you the money, any of it, then actually all of that money was mugged, and that was a mugging. have you been to the police?
I'd call it a mugging but only sixty dollars were actually mugged so credit where it's due
if he intimidated you in any way into making him give you the money, any of it, then actually all of that money was mugged, and that was a mugging. have you been to the police?
Know your lines? Of course you know your lines! But I don't want to just hear your lines...I wanna hear what's in YOUR SOULS!!
Last night I had a dream where I watched a Hey Arnold claymation short that I guess was about Helga's shoes and Curly and Rhonda were involved, then I thought about showing it to my history of animation professor and it turned out the students who made said short were in my class and decided to perform it live as some kind of claymation puppet show, all the characters' voices were completely off
Then it got ridiculous, for some reason a musical number started and this one girl in the class came up to me wearing ridiculously skimpy clothes and tried to feel me up, which prompted me to wake up from the dream at 5am
It went from like 0-100 really fast and I have no idea what the hell happened
"The doctors asked me whether I had been suffering from stress, and I had to say, 'Yes, I had'. They keep advising me not to get involved in controversy, and I'm afraid I had to tell them that not getting involved in controversy was one of those things I was not particularly talented at."
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
I'm worried that sleeping till the afternoon on weekends means I'm defective
The beef taboo, known as niú jiè (牛戒), has historically been an important dietary restriction in Ancient China, particularly among the Han Chinese, as oxen and buffalo (bovines) are useful in farming and are respected.[42][43] During the Zhou Dynasty, they were not often eaten, even by emperors.[44] Some emperors banned killing cows.[45][46] Beef is not recommended in Chinese medicine, as it is considered a hot food and is thought to disrupt the body's internal balance.[47]
Occasionally, some cows seen weeping before slaughter are often released to temples nearby.[50][51][52][53][54][55][56][57][58][59][60][61][62][63][64][65][66][67][68][69][70][71][72]
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
I slept until 1:30 and then my sister was like "yeah, can Mom use your car to take me and my girlfriend to Target?" and I was like "ok sure" and then I got up and drank coffee and ate tacos.
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Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
AKA two things I technically shouldn't be eating.
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
You are not defective
who's euphoric NOW
And fuck being broke again. :(
And I still haven't paid anyone back and I don't know if anyone wants to just give me charity this time around
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead