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  • My dreams exceed my real life

    Odradek said:

    Odradek said:

    the chorus of "One Night in Bangkok", ie. the part that is actually sung, is not by Murray Head, but by Anders Glenmark.

    He is the brother of Anthony Stewart Head.

    The song is about a fictionalized version of American Chess Champion/Racist fuckwad Bobby Fischer hanging out in Thailand.
    that explains a lot about the song actually
    It basically only makes sense when you know that.
    who's supposed to be singing the chorus then?
    Locals
  • Odradek said:

    Odradek said:

    Odradek said:

    the chorus of "One Night in Bangkok", ie. the part that is actually sung, is not by Murray Head, but by Anders Glenmark.

    He is the brother of Anthony Stewart Head.

    The song is about a fictionalized version of American Chess Champion/Racist fuckwad Bobby Fischer hanging out in Thailand.
    that explains a lot about the song actually
    It basically only makes sense when you know that.
    who's supposed to be singing the chorus then?
    Locals
    all of them?!
  • I don't know what my favorite Tom Dolby song is but "Windpower" is a good candidate.

    so is "One of Our Submarines"
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Jane where did you buy your magic wand
  • Jane where did you buy your magic wand

    eBay.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    My eBay account got banned when I tried buying crown polish with Hyrulian rupees :\
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Do you think Mewgenics is  ever going to happen?
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    didn't Team Rocket already do that
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    didn't Team Rocket already do that

  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    MARCONI PLAYS THE MAMBA

    LISTEN TO THE RADIO

    DON'T YOU REMEMBER
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    hey, it was that or a Star vs the Forces of Evil joke
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Tachyon said:

    hey, it was that or a Star vs the Forces of Evil joke

    oh my god now i'm imagining some kind of fanfic where Star has to save Mewni from being overthrown by a fascist dictator

    why do you do this to me, o tachyon of gloucestershire
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    I will never forget seeing someone use the then-upcoming Binding of Isaac as proof that Team Meat didn't know what they were doing and would soon fail.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    i live to serve, CA
  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    sentences Tachyon to Mewberty
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    /me sentences Tachyon to Mewberty
  • My dreams exceed my real life

    Gene Ray: Adults EAT teenagers alive. No record of their deaths.

    Sam Harris: But shouldn't we still care about the intentions of the adults?

    Gene Ray: No metaphysician has been able to refute my four corners time hypothesis.

    Sam Harris: I feel like you're not grasping the nuances of my argument.

    Gene Ray: Adults have EATEN teenagers alive. To take a card from your book, "end of moral analysis".

    Sam Harris: Well fuck. I even lost to this loon.

  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch

    /me sentences Tachyon to Mewberty

    BOYS
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I'm worried I'm stupid for making myself the head of state but giving myself the title "Princess" instead of "Queen"

    Like is "Princess Regnant" even a thing, outside of my imagination?
  • Like is "Princess Regnant" even a thing, outside of my imagination?

    yes, in at least the hypothetical.
  • kill living beings
    the true facts of nobility are far stupider than anything you could possibly imagine. a princess regnant is fine, imo
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch

    I'm worried I'm stupid for making myself the head of state but giving myself the title "Princess" instead of "Queen"

    Like is "Princess Regnant" even a thing, outside of my imagination?

    BOYS

    . . . i mean i googled and found Constance of Antioch so yes evidently
  • Well, "princess regent" is how I've usually heard it said, but yeah.

    Candy from Dave the Barbarian actually holds that title since the king and queen are absent for the entirety of the series.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    a princess regent is actually different from a princess regnant

    a princess regent rules because the reigning monarch is absent or unfit to rule

    a princess regnant IS the reigning monarch
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    boobs
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch

    boobs

    BOYS
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    booberty
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    i think that's just regular puberty
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    why do you hate me
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Tachyon said:

    boobs

    BOYS
    I like how you're doing that even though only like you and I will get the reference
  • edited 2015-07-01 01:57:39
    imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch

    why do you hate me


    i'm sorry?

    i really am, if i've offended

    is "regular puberty as experienced by some people" better?
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Tachyon said:

    i think that's just regular puberty

    I'm hoping to get on that eventually...sooner rather than later would be nice >_<
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    i was insensitive, i guess.  Sorry about that.

    Good luck, CA

    *conceals purple sticker things*
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Thanks.

    One step at a time, I suppose.

    Who's up for a run to Dollar Depot? I hear they have "Stephen Multiverse" action figures 2 for $1!
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Tachyon said:

    why do you hate me


    i'm sorry?

    i really am, if i've offended

    is "regular puberty as experienced by some people" better?
    I'm just being silly
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    'cause Imi's all about them boobs, 'bout them boobs

    no treble
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.

    Tachyon said:

    boobs

    BOYS
    I like how you're doing that even though only like you and I will get the reference
    I'm waiting for Tachyon to turn into a giant butterfly
  • My dreams exceed my real life
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.

    'cause Imi's all about them boobs, 'bout them boobs

    no treble

    ha ha, I like this

    you get 20 Imipoints
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Imi do you secretly watch Star Vs the Forces of Evil

    Because you mentioned "the narwhal thing" the other day too and now you know Mewberty
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I SWEAR I DO NOT ACTUALLY WATCH THAT SHOW

    SERIOUSLY
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    *locked in locker*
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    i for one welcome the new stoned richard dawkins
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    until 3:57
  • Stoned Richard Dawkins is the three-word pitch for my new sitcom.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    100 years from now, all new people
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

    Stoned Richard Dawkins is the three-word pitch for my new sitcom.

    Is it coming to ABC this fall midseason? Or did ABC pass on it for some godforsaken reason so now you have to pitch it to TBS?
  • It's too hot, and my uniform for work is all black. Fun.
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