The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • man Fabo is really good at smart-stupid punchlines.
  • Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.
    someone took the pseudonym Mathematics Allah?
  • I think he was just DJ Mathematics at the time but yes.

    Second most famous producer in the Wu aside from Rza himself.

  • sorry it's actually "Allah Mathematics"
  • Pros of a Game Of Thrones season being 10 episodes long: I can binge a single season in a day

    Cons of a Game Of Thrones season being 10 episodes long: I can binge a single season in a day
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I dreamed I walked under an overpass that was stamped with the date 09-30-94

    You needed to know this
  • I dreamed I walked under an overpass that was stamped with the date 30/09/94


    You needed to know this
    Fixed it for you
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    It was an American overpass :P
  • My British mind couldn't handle it.

    And I have this strand of hair that is poker straight, and sticks out like a sore thumb amongst my curls.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    You have curly hair too? Let's be Curl Buddies!
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    CURL GIRLS
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    It's been almost a week since Todd reviewed St. Elmos Fire, and despite my not seeking out the song to listen to it, it has not left my head once.
  • Panurge said:

    It's been almost a week since Todd reviewed St. Elmos Fire, and despite my not seeking out the song to listen to it, it has not left my head once.

    I COULD BE A MAN IN MOTION

    ALL I NEED IS A PAIR OF WHEELS
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I CAN HEAR THE MUSIC PLAY

    I CAN SEE THE BANNERS FLY

    I'LL BE WHERE THE EAGLE'S FLYIN' HIGHER AND HIGHER
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    It's amusing to listen to the actual lyrics, because it's pretty blatantly a song about an athlete but with the phrase "St. Elmo's Fire" shoehorned in
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    what am i lookin' at here
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

    gravity falls, or The Adventure of Dipper and Mabel of the Family Pines and their Discoveries of the Occult and Paranormal Phenomena in the Pacific Northwest.

    created by mssr alexander hirsch

  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Waiterman? What are you doing here?

    I work here, Chef! Did you forget?

    Oh, right. I thought this was my psychiatrists' office, not the Five Singers REstaruant.

    That's the tihrd time you've made that mistake in a week.

    i blame Yarrun.

    No youdon't.

    No I don't.

    So how's business been otday?

    Not so good
    The custoemrs are getting upset

    Why?

    Well they say they want food

    Have you tried preparing ffood for them?

    I can't. I have to sit here and watch these several VHS tapes of The Amazing World of Bumball

    CAn't you watch tohse later?

    No, I told that little girl who lives down teh stret that she could have them
    And she'll be here at 6 PM to pick them up

    You always get yourself into these jams, chef

    I know it :(

    wait, i have an idea
    why not cook and watch TV at the same time?

    Because the tV is in the restroom, not the kitchen

    let's move it then

    good idea

    ok we're in the bathroom now

    yes we are

    let's pick up the tv

    we're doing that

    this thing is heavy, chef
    where'd you find it

    goodwill
    they have all the lattest technologies
    i mean look how analog and CRT-ish this tV is!

    that is pretty modenr, chef
    ok we're in teh kitchen
    where should i plug in the TV

    you can plug it right there where the cordless phone is

    But the cordless phone's pluged in there!

    unplugi t, obviously
    don't be dense, waiterman

    but what if someone tries to call

    i am expecting a call from my mother
    but she can wait, GUMBALL is at stake

    fair enough chef, fair enough
    also, can I have my iPhone back

    I was using it to prop up the stove so it doesn't wobble

    oh, i'll get it when you're done then
  • edited 2015-05-13 22:15:14
    your friend
    Panurge said:

    I have actually seen some of the script for the new Avengers. Here's a sample


    Hawkeye: Quip!

    Captain America: Quip?

    Iron Man: Quip, quip, and again quip.

    Black Widow: I am garbage because I have a vagine

    Hulk: QUIP!!!!
    I feel like one of my other selves would love this. Tre's always been a good fan of quick wit.
  • eeeee the manager at askov finlayson liked my shoes and gave me his card and told me to send him my resume~
  • BE ATTITUDE FOR GAINS
    naney said:

    eeeee the manager at askov finlayson liked my shoes and gave me his card and told me to send him my resume~

    :o !
  • i diiiiid buy a 12 dollar pair of socks to kick off the conversation though >~>
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    today was a decent day until the final hour
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

    today was a decent day until the final hour

    What happened? :(
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    I probably entered Imi's shop.

    My tongue mold has been giving me especially bad breath today.
  • TUMUT CREW REPRESENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! tumut
    You might want to get that checked aliroz
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Everybody decided to show up with their printing projects they had wisely put off until the last minute.

    Oh well.
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    I have.

    I just forgot to scrape it off last night as per the medical orders, and everyone can tell...

    (I got a new scraper for my birthday, a shiny metal one.  The ones before were made of plastic).
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I met a transwoman at work today, I thought that was cool at least. Although in another way I feel kind of bad saying it.
  • edited 2015-05-13 23:00:37
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)

    Panurge said:

    I have actually seen some of the script for the new Avengers. Here's a sample


    Hawkeye: Quip!

    Captain America: Quip?

    Iron Man: Quip, quip, and again quip.

    Black Widow: I am garbage because I have a vagine

    Hulk: QUIP!!!!
    I feel like one of my other selves would love this. Tre's always been a good fan of quick wit.
    I've always hated wit, snark, and most forms of sarcasm.  I quite enjoyed avengers, but that was because I was in a room full f people enjoying avengers, and those people were family.  I'd enjoy Garbage Patch Kids if my family was watching it and having a good time.

    I think you've got Black Widow wrong, it's more like:

    Black Widow:  Quippity quippers, Hawkeye!  Remember that time we did that thing!  

    Hawkeye:  Yes.  Quippified Quipplings, that was a thing.

    Fans:  EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I UNDERSTOOD THAT REFERENCE.


    or

    Black Widow:  Quippily quip, my scales I must tip!

    Broke human rights laws, now I quip for the cause!

    Quickest quip in the shows, flash a quick sexy pose!

    So memories will slip, the aud'ence won't feel gypp'd.
  • kill living beings
    wall of tongues
  • TUMUT CREW REPRESENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! tumut
    I like the avengers and I don't think the fact that there's banter in the movie makes it bad.
  • naney said:

    eeeee the manager at askov finlayson liked my shoes and gave me his card and told me to send him my resume~

    Cooooooool
  • http://www.askovfinlayson.com/dover-navy-wool-blazer/

    tried this baby on, nicest jacket i've ever worn, fit perfectly
  • sleeves were a touch long but nothing i couldnt live with

    now i just need to land myself an employee discount
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Me: So, who's your favorite Crystal Gem?

    Sister: Um, I don't know what that means.
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Bantar makes movies bad.

    I hate bantar.

  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    I mean Banter, dang it.
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Who even is bantar?
  • image

    it's a banjo and a guitar!!!
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Well, the unholy offspring of a banjo and a guitar would in fact, incur my wrath and ruin any movie in which it appears.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Jason Derulo literally means: Jason, of Rulo
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    moo
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