I may have condoned that kind of thing in Super Meat Boy, but I won't condone it here, no matter how many times you put it on sale for pennies on the dime.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
There was a man yelling outside at a girl. Loudly enough for me to hear it through closed windows and headphones. Had a girl backed up against a wall.
I was going to go outside to...watch? Bear witness? Haul off on the guy if he got violent, but campus police apparently drove him away. I'm slightly miffed that I didn't think of something so obvious as calling the campus police
There was a man yelling outside at a girl. Loudly enough for me to hear it through closed windows and headphones. Had a girl backed up against a wall.
I was going to go outside to...watch? Bear witness? Haul off on the guy if he got violent, but campus police apparently drove him away. I'm slightly miffed that I didn't think of something so obvious as calling the campus police
Why are you lead to believe that calling campus police is obvious?
Because they're generally taller than me, and therefore more likely to stop someone who looks ready to haul off on a terrified girl rather than getting curbstomped for their trouble.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Crocus just doesn't tend to survive outside of gardens around here. Yes, it shoots out its seeds everywhere, but they are not vigorous or tenacious like Morning Glory. It's a shy thing, that needs care and nourishment, but can grow into something strong and healthy.
If you want a strong, hardy plant, look no further than the Juniper. A lovely, slow-growing tree, that can live thousands of years and survive fires, pollution, encroachment by invasive species, insects, and anything you can throw at it. It's sturdy and reliable, and the jardine juniper has lived over 2000 years (not even close to being the world's oldest tree, but it may be among the oldest junipers).
Peridot stays evil forever but just gets worse at it and more pathetic with every attempt until she gets to the point that her evil plans to get revenge on the crystal gems is indistinguishable from hanging out in a friendly way.
"Hey, who put the empty OJ carton in the fridge?" "IT WAS ME! HAHAHAHA I'VE FINALLY GOT YOU CRYSTAL GEMS!"
Peridot stays evil forever but just gets worse at it and more pathetic with every attempt until she gets to the point that her evil plans to get revenge on the crystal gems is indistinguishable from hanging out in a friendly way.
"Hey, who put the empty OJ carton in the fridge?" "IT WAS ME! HAHAHAHA I'VE FINALLY GOT YOU CRYSTAL GEMS!"
I just heard about, and subsequently watched, Peridot's episodes yesterday.
She's kind of adorable. Even if she did come close to ruining everything.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
its funny you should ask because my hair is in a topknot at this precise moment
i think it's a trend right now because undercuts aren't as trendy anymore and lots of people are trying to grow their undercuts out, and when growing out an undercut if you dont tie it back it can do this thing where it kinda starts to part again and it looks like a seagul has perched atop your head, which is far sillier than a topknot
I always kinda wanted to have a topknot (i did something like that for a role in a high school play, thought it looked neat) but lately when my hair gets nearly long enough for it i always feel like having it cut first
but that bumps into "but what if someone wants to play with it because that would feel super good"
True story: Back on TvTropes, someone once told me that instead of reading crazy people on the internet, I should watch TED videos on youtube and enrich myself as a person.
So I believe there is an alternate universe where I talk like Jake Gyllenhaal in Nightcrawler.
People whom I might, and that's a small might, expect to ignore you have responded to your posts in the time since the introduction of the ignore function. So probably nobody.
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it's fun on there tho
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Spring has started.
In my opinion, those little yellow flowers are what delineates spring from winter.
And yes, I know that Crocus isn't native to this continent, but it's not invasive and it doesn't out-compete native species.
Oh gosh, the Camas. I love it so, how pretty it is and how the fields and hills can be covered in it sometimes.
Crocus is the garden plant that grows in gardens. I love gardens.
Camas is the wild plant that grows on the hills. I love the hills.
i'm fucked
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
or at least there was one about twelve years ago; i dunno if it's still there
also for that story wouldn't it be wiser to search bill gates cookies trans alaska pipeline?
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Of course, "stays evil forever but just gets worse at it with every attempt" could very well apply to both.
They changed the name when it came out on home video.
Why do men with mildly long hair tie their hair up in tiny topknots sometimes.
It looks silly.
i think it's a trend right now because undercuts aren't as trendy anymore and lots of people are trying to grow their undercuts out, and when growing out an undercut if you dont tie it back it can do this thing where it kinda starts to part again and it looks like a seagul has perched atop your head, which is far sillier than a topknot
myself not being one of them really
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
i love learning nifty but not really useful things in general really
why am i so hungry?
THey once featured TED that one teddy bear from that one seth McFarlane movie.
Ted talks will be first against the wall when my revolution comes to destoy the internet.
philosophy is used to justify people's actions
TBH I don't know why we have an ignore function.
I'm not exactly the most non-irritating person, and if I wasn't me, I'd probably ignore me.
true to their name
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead