The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • I swiped all the cookies and all your favorite snacks 
  • so, why did she glue marbles to her old CDs?
  • “Alice is like Princess Kaguya, except instead of being found in a stalk of bamboo and sending suitors on impossible quests, she was found in a toy store and eats all the candy.” – Fossilmaiden

    so, why did she glue marbles to her old CDs?

    Do not ask questions you could not possibly comprehend the answers to, mortal.
  • he's no mere mortal,his names are countless his age beyond recogning 
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.

    so, why did she glue marbles to her old CDs?

    Do not ask questions you could not possibly comprehend the answers to, mortal.
    so, why did she glue marbles to her old CDs
  • “Alice is like Princess Kaguya, except instead of being found in a stalk of bamboo and sending suitors on impossible quests, she was found in a toy store and eats all the candy.” – Fossilmaiden
    I am a sovereign princess who has traveled here from among the stars, a distance beyond human comprehension. I do not answer to the Moon.
  • then no dessert tonight for you
  • “Alice is like Princess Kaguya, except instead of being found in a stalk of bamboo and sending suitors on impossible quests, she was found in a toy store and eats all the candy.” – Fossilmaiden
    It's like you want me to throw a tantrum

    Don't try me

    I can be a 4-year-old whenever I choose
  • but can you be a -1-year-old whenever you choose?
  • “Alice is like Princess Kaguya, except instead of being found in a stalk of bamboo and sending suitors on impossible quests, she was found in a toy store and eats all the candy.” – Fossilmaiden
    I’ll do you one better. I can be a √(-1)-year-old whenever I choose!
  • Darkness is ever the herald of dawn.
    It's my sister's birthday today!
  • “Alice is like Princess Kaguya, except instead of being found in a stalk of bamboo and sending suitors on impossible quests, she was found in a toy store and eats all the candy.” – Fossilmaiden
    Happy birthday to your sister!
  • happy birthday, Aliroz's sister!

    but is she enough of a madlass to 

    be a √(-1)-year-old whenever I choose!

    ?
  • Darkness is ever the herald of dawn.
    She says yes.
  • happy birthday, person I've never met
  • seeing locked threads in Heapers hangout is weird
  • it's quite rare
  • its as a rare as cat in sunglasses 
  • There are more things on heaven and earth than are dreamt of in your philosophy, Horatio.
    Ponyhead said:

    seeing locked threads in Heapers hangout is weird

    You shouldn't comment on things you don't understand.
  • is that comment really a problem?
  • Darkness is ever the herald of dawn.

    is that comment really a problem?

    I don't understand enough to comment.
    • > You shouldn't comment on things you don't understand.
    • Try and stop me
  • “Alice is like Princess Kaguya, except instead of being found in a stalk of bamboo and sending suitors on impossible quests, she was found in a toy store and eats all the candy.” – Fossilmaiden
    Lois Ehlert, the illustrator of children's classic Chicka Chicka Boom Boom, died on Tuesday

    Let's all pay respects by watching the animated version again


  • “Alice is like Princess Kaguya, except instead of being found in a stalk of bamboo and sending suitors on impossible quests, she was found in a toy store and eats all the candy.” – Fossilmaiden

    I have always been surprised at the sheer number of people who take the “any show that crossed over with any show that crossed over with St. Elsewhere must be taking place entirely within Tommy Westphall’s imagination” thing super seriously

    Because, like, it’s amusing, and I get why it’s fun to play six-degrees with

    But it’s also fairly nonsensical on its face, since it seems to rely on the assumption that a character appearing in Tommy Westphall’s imagination can’t also exist outside his imagination, which, like…that’s not how that works

    It’d be like if I concluded that England doesn’t exist because I dreamed about going there once, so it must only exist in my dreams

  • wait, England is real???
  • Darkness is ever the herald of dawn.
    Wait, England = Israel?
  • My dreams exceed my real life

    I have always been surprised at the sheer number of people who take the “any show that crossed over with any show that crossed over with St. Elsewhere must be taking place entirely within Tommy Westphall’s imagination” thing super seriously

    Because, like, it’s amusing, and I get why it’s fun to play six-degrees with

    But it’s also fairly nonsensical on its face, since it seems to rely on the assumption that a character appearing in Tommy Westphall’s imagination can’t also exist outside his imagination, which, like…that’s not how that works

    It’d be like if I concluded that England doesn’t exist because I dreamed about going there once, so it must only exist in my dreams

    The original piece by Dwayne McDuffy was very much "what if other media acted like comic books" and was a reductio ad absurdum of such, but nerds being nerds, they misunderstood it
  • “Alice is like Princess Kaguya, except instead of being found in a stalk of bamboo and sending suitors on impossible quests, she was found in a toy store and eats all the candy.” – Fossilmaiden

    Like, I get why people would find it fun to map out all the connections between these shows that crossed over with one another—it is, perhaps ironically, very much the kind of exercise autistic people enjoy—but the people who take it seriously instead of treating it as a goofy thought exercise are…well, missing the point, at best.

    I honestly feel kind of similarly about people who actually believe in the “Mandela effect”, but that’s a whole other discussion.

  • Wait, Kevin J. England and Steve Israel got married?
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Odradek said:

    I have always been surprised at the sheer number of people who take the “any show that crossed over with any show that crossed over with St. Elsewhere must be taking place entirely within Tommy Westphall’s imagination” thing super seriously

    Because, like, it’s amusing, and I get why it’s fun to play six-degrees with

    But it’s also fairly nonsensical on its face, since it seems to rely on the assumption that a character appearing in Tommy Westphall’s imagination can’t also exist outside his imagination, which, like…that’s not how that works

    It’d be like if I concluded that England doesn’t exist because I dreamed about going there once, so it must only exist in my dreams

    The original piece by Dwayne McDuffy was very much "what if other media acted like comic books" and was a reductio ad absurdum of such, but nerds being nerds, they misunderstood it
    wait

    Dwayne McDuffie came up with that?
  • There is no queen of England and there is no tooth fairy
  • there is, however, a queen of teeth
  • there is no Canada 
  • edited 2021-06-11 22:11:42
    CUNTASAURUS REXXX
    Does anyone know a website which will conveniently create a numbered list out of data because why the FUCK is this SO DIFFICULT to find on STUPID-ASS UNINTUITIVE FUCKING DUMB BITCH GOOGLE AHHH

    EDIT: nvm found it with FUCKING BING, THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM GOOGLE, YOU SUCK, SUCK!

    eDEEIT: So like how's evry2's day goin lol

    EDIOT: I need to usre the bathroom
    but I'm just so damned comfortable

    Eddie: New York more like Chew Pork amirite

    EAHLE: the "I" key on my mfing keyboard is broken* and it's not affecting a lot OTHER THAN MY MISPLACED RAGE

    *wonky? *defective? *fucky? What exactly is the cutoff point for "broken" because obviously it's fine but it gets stuck super easily and it's really annoying and dumb and dumb and dumb and adumb andumb adnb udmd abnuad mgusn am FUCK
  • She did it... She went and goddamn did it...
  • She did it :o
  • And we all respect her for it.

    She shall be beheaded at dawn
  • yay, a beheading!
  • Darkness is ever the herald of dawn.
    I'll sharpen the axes.
  • what did she do
  • when did she do it?

    I assume double posting ok here
  • double, triple, we don't care
  • Darkness is ever the herald of dawn.
    Triplepost toast!

    The toast with the moast!
  • Darkness is ever the herald of dawn.
    All posters post toast!image
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