You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Well, we can all go out for some q-sands once everything's taken care of. ^_^
(Collodion is an old-school, first-generation plastic. It's made of nitrocellulose dissolved in solvents, usually ether or ethyl acetate, and plasticized with things like camphor. Its main use these days is nail polish, but liquid bandages are another big use.)
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
This ties in nicely with something that happened to me recently.
It started off Thursday of last week. My grandparents have decided to move to a new house, and that means I'll be moving out of my apartment eventually as well. Realtors were coming to inspect my apartment to make sure it was set for the market. Because of this, I had to take Sadie out for a walk for two hours.
Unfortunately, Atlanta summers happened, and Sadie isn't used to drawn-out periods of exercise. She got a really bad fit of hyperthermia. Thankfully, there was a vet's office not far from where we were, and they were able to rehydrate her and cool her down with an ice bath. Thus, I decided to buy them some dessert. My mom offered to buy me brownie mix for this purpose, and I accepted.
I go to open the bag of brownie mix, and it explodes all over the kitchen counter. Fortunately, I'm able to make some batter out of what landed in the bowl and remained in the bag and will be receiving backup brownie mix in the near future.
Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
She hasn't been acting too much differently from her usual habits. I'm not even sure if she realizes that he's dead instead of just taking an extended vacation with mom.
I'll admit, I've actually started to miss him a bit more lately. More frequently I find myself thinking about having fun with my dogs and then making a reference to Huey before realizing-- oh wait, he's no longer with us.
So anyway, the control arm is in (finally), and the Prius is at the shop getting the four-wheel alignment and tires. I figured out the trick to putting in the aft-side bolt (you have to pull on the wrench to flex the bushing), and everything torqued up fine. It'll be nice having my car back.
I'd had a root canal on that tooth already, so my nerves are already gone for that tooth, so It didn't hurt one bit, but it is really annoying, considering the crown was supposed to be permanent.
Oh. Yeah, that would probably hurt. Again, glad that didn't happen. I wonder what causes it though, because I can't think of anything that would loosen the glue keeping the crown in place.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Good news: I finally managed to sort out the pricing bullshit and get my antipsychotic prescription refilled.
Bad news: These pills knock me out, and I've been without them long enough that I'll have to adjust to the unwanted sleepiness all over again.
i may or may not make exceptions for the Zestpoole thread and my personal thread.
i have shit i need to get done IRL so feel free to yell at me if you see me posting in other threads over the next few weeks. You'll be doing me a favour if you do.
So I have an announcement, and the announcement is, I'm probably gonna be without internet access for the next 5-6 days after tonight. So I won't be here to cheer everybody up or whatever it is I do.
Until then, please be decent to each other and keep posting funny nonsense or whatever it is you do.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
yes *affects an offensive stereotype from an old Disney movie*
not the one you're referring to, but now I'm thinking about how it upsets me that voicing Shun Gon in The Aristocats is a stain on Paul Winchell's career
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Rest assured, it is not fatal and I will be back by the end of the night.
Here's a picture of the glued-shut wound (don't worry, it's not anything really nasty).
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
I'm just glad I didn't swallow the damn thing by accident.
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
i may or may not make exceptions for the Zestpoole thread and my personal thread.
i have shit i need to get done IRL so feel free to yell at me if you see me posting in other threads over the next few weeks. You'll be doing me a favour if you do.
i have no willpower
LET'S TRY THIS AGAIN
Until then, please be decent to each other and keep posting funny nonsense or whatever it is you do.
when the cat is away the mice shall play!
(*posts endless torrent of schlongs*)