Heaper Updates

edited 2012-01-25 01:22:13 in General
A stupid snowclone I made to satisfy my stupid sense of humor.
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  • “Your knowledge of highways and obscure towns is, as always, both awe-inspiring and a little terrifying”—Bunny
    No, I don't wanna install Heaper updates! I'll have to reboot! Just close already!

    Oh wait, it's a thread. Nevermind then.

    (This isn't that funny, but I typed it so I might as well post it.)
  • Kanine Krunchies are nasty
    Well this is a place to act like an idiot (just not too much of one), so...
  • two fawns that graze among the lilies
    I'm going to bed soon.
  • Kanine Krunchies are nasty
    Good night, I guess.
  • “Your knowledge of highways and obscure towns is, as always, both awe-inspiring and a little terrifying”—Bunny
    Good night, then.

    It's too bad you can't make the clock in your avatar display the actual time. (Random thought that popped into my head, that.)
  • two fawns that graze among the lilies
    In the future, that will be possible.
  • Kanine Krunchies are nasty
    Anyone else think this theme is a bit frigid-looking? It's almost exactly what I had in mind, but still.
  • “Your knowledge of highways and obscure towns is, as always, both awe-inspiring and a little terrifying”—Bunny
    I'd agree, but having seen the other available themes when GMH would screw with us on IJBM, I don't really remember there being a better one.
  • Kanine Krunchies are nasty
    I can custom make my own theme, but I don't know HTML or CSS that well.
  • “Your knowledge of highways and obscure towns is, as always, both awe-inspiring and a little terrifying”—Bunny
    I suppose you could tell me what colors you want, then give me admin access, and see if I could hack together a usable theme. If you care that much, I mean.
  • imageCall me Paul Wall cuz i'm selling everybody grillz.
    Imipolex could have an avatar for every hour.  It would be the next best thing.
  • Kanine Krunchies are nasty
    Oh that meme
  • imageCall me Paul Wall cuz i'm selling everybody grillz.
    You recognised it.  I thought everybody had forgotten it.
  • “Your knowledge of highways and obscure towns is, as always, both awe-inspiring and a little terrifying”—Bunny
    This is Anonus we're talking about. He and I never forget anything.

    Also, hi.
  • Kanine Krunchies are nasty
    I imagine everyone got bored already.
  • “Your knowledge of highways and obscure towns is, as always, both awe-inspiring and a little terrifying”—Bunny
    Well, there's barely any people here, for one.

    If we were gonna shitpost and/or discuss things in a Heaper megathread, we'd just use the original Trash Heap.
  • Kanine Krunchies are nasty
    I meant the board in general. I guess it is kind of pointless, sadly.
  • two fawns that graze among the lilies
    We need more sanitation workers.
  • Kanine Krunchies are nasty
    Indeed. I should invite them.
  • "actually 20,000 hedgehogs" (Jane, 2016)
    I thought Parablastica had an avatar for every five minutes.
  • “Your knowledge of highways and obscure towns is, as always, both awe-inspiring and a little terrifying”—Bunny
    Oh,  I see we have a glennmagusharvey now. That's good, every forum needs one of those.

    (And it's appropriate anyway, given that this was inspired by a thread he started)
  • two fawns that graze among the lilies
    Candy canes are raining from the heavens
  • “Your knowledge of highways and obscure towns is, as always, both awe-inspiring and a little terrifying”—Bunny
    *snatches up candy canes, begins eating them*
  • Kanine Krunchies are nasty
    ^^:D
  • “Your knowledge of highways and obscure towns is, as always, both awe-inspiring and a little terrifying”—Bunny
    We need more posters here.

    Quick, let's put together an aggressive advertising campaign!
  • Kanine Krunchies are nasty
    But where will we advertise?
  • “Your knowledge of highways and obscure towns is, as always, both awe-inspiring and a little terrifying”—Bunny
    In all the most popular magazines, of course.
  • Kanine Krunchies are nasty
    For some reason I pictured some bald guy holding up a piece of paper saying "HEY THERE, BITCH! heapers.vanillaforums.com" on it.
  • My foot itches. :<
  • Kanine Krunchies are nasty
    *pat-pats SirReginaldTheThird*
  • if you wanna rule the world
    you're gonna have to kill me
    you're gonna have to kill me if you want to rule the world
    Revive

    I am bored.

    This is an update
  • two fawns that graze among the lilies
    Starting to need a haircut.
  • On the edge of the clouds we crouch /We smile and spit / The pool of saliva corruscates below our feet / It shifts, Children with knives begin to rise from it / They laugh and blow kisses at the moon
    Me Too.
  • Living tissue over endoskeleton.
    Hey there neighb--wait wrong thread.

    I got one yesterday.
  • Kanine Krunchies are nasty
    This thread.

    It never really took off.
  • Living tissue over endoskeleton.
    Maybe I can spam kitten pictures until it breaks and we can make a new one; that one might take off.
  • two fawns that graze among the lilies
    I'm giving it a second chance.

    Because I believe in second chances.
  • Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast
    Well, like the Doctor, I don;t believe in second chances.
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    KITTENS!imageimageimageimage
  • two fawns that graze among the lilies
    (allergic to cats)

    The Imimobile needs $700 in repairs. I kind of expected that, though.
  • eternally exhausted
    Watching The Joy Luck Club.
  • Kanine Krunchies are nasty
    Why, Imi?
  • two fawns that graze among the lilies
    New tires. Also, rotors in the rear are rusted through. (Not sure what these "rotors" are, but...).

    Every yearly inspection ends with some work needing done. May be understandable given that the car is 10 years old.
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    ?
  • two fawns that graze among the lilies
    My hobbit is fine and dandy.
  • “Your knowledge of highways and obscure towns is, as always, both awe-inspiring and a little terrifying”—Bunny
    My car has been having problems too. I think my shocks need work, going over even the tiniest bumps feels like it hits way too hard.
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    My serpentine belt probably needs to be replaced. 

    It always make noises in cold weather. 
  • eternally exhausted
    Now watching Atonement.
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  • I have cats attached to my feet with Velcro.  They trot everywhere for me.  I am as light as a feather and this does not involve cat death at all. 
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