The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Crystal and Fossilmaiden are girlfriend and girlfriend now

    Naney is experimenting with some gender stuff, and wants to be referred to as "her" until she figures out what she is and where she's most comfortable
  • Munch munch, chomp chomp...
    Oh hey sunn wolf, long time no see. Glad to hear you've been doing decently.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I am still a cow
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    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    @lee4hmz no offense but why does the NFL keep scheduling Redskins games on Thanksgiving
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I am offendeled
  • I got a boyfriend, then dumped. Got another boyfriend after, got dumped again. Now onto boyfriend number 3, and been with him for a month.

    I’m still a Toolsie, whatever a Toolsie may be.

    Erm... Yeah, hi Sunn.
  • sunn wolf said:

    HOw yall doin. been a while


    i leave taiwan pprobably for good in 8 days. im going to some places in asia and already excited at the prospect of dying in a cambodian gutter
    heyyyyyyyyyy it's sun

    I'm probably movin to chicago next year

    other than that not much has changed
  • Bow before your Queen, lowly mortals! Central Avenue’s eternal 8-year-old. [she/her]
    Hi everypeoples!!

    You know what I'm thankfull for this Thanksgivign? Well, I'll tell you:

    - I get five whole days off of school in a row
    - I get to stay up late, like you can tell by the fact I'm not in bed right this moment
    - Mom doesn't take me shopping this weekend because she says it's "too crazy", and so I get to just stay home and play video GAmes.

    What are YOU thankfull for, freinds??
  • *should be sleeping in preparation for early morning driving lesson*

    *reads gay fan fiction onstead*

    Worth it.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    very bad
  • I’ve not been feeling very well anyway, so I’m going to ask my instructor if I can just go for a long drive on a parkway or something. Just so I can clear my head.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

    it is a mystery
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    sunn wolf said:

    HOw yall doin. been a while


    i leave taiwan pprobably for good in 8 days. im going to some places in asia and already excited at the prospect of dying in a cambodian gutter
    YO.

    Annoy me on Twitter more, ya jerk. :P
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    I'm still homsar pretty much what I was before, popping in here when I can remember to. I've been hanging out on Discord a lot recently. 

    @anonus No idea. I guess Snyder's ego needed massaging?
  • I am officially a working woman.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    yay!
  • Munch munch, chomp chomp...
    Wooooo.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Congrats, Tools!
  • Have fun stocking, and constantly having people think you're a stalker when you tell them you work as a stocker (a problem I've inexplicably had many times)
  • s'cuz the term is "stocksman" or "stocksperson"
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Stockslayer.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    stock movement specialist
  • Munch munch, chomp chomp...
    Stocking and Panty.
  • Hexartes said:

    Have fun stocking, and constantly having people think you're a stalker when you tell them you work as a stocker (a problem I've inexplicably had many times)

    Yeah, that would be the case if I’m working during the daytime.

    Which I am not.

    I’m working 11pm to 5am.

  • Plus I say “shelf stacker” instead of “stocker”
  • Toolsie said:

    Hexartes said:

    Have fun stocking, and constantly having people think you're a stalker when you tell them you work as a stocker (a problem I've inexplicably had many times)

    Yeah, that would be the case if I’m working during the daytime.

    Which I am not.

    I’m working 11pm to 5am.

    Oh yeah I work overnights too

    For the love of all that is sacred, set up direct deposit ASAP. You do Not wanna go a week without access to your money because you keep waking up after the banks close.
  • I don’t get paid until my work is over any, so it’ll go straight into my bank account.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    EMILK!
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    from an E-cow
  • Pffft.

    Close enough.

    Just survived my first night shift at Sainsbury’s. My knees and back hurt D:
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    :(
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I remember many nights of getting off work and feeling like my foot pain was killing me, so oh boy do I sympathize.

    Some nights just sitting down on the drive home was such a relief that I dreaded having to stand back up to get out of the car. :P
  • I just did an entire shift in Chelsea boots w/ cuban heels

    For some reason
  • I remember I had this manager I would drive NUTS by wearing jump boots to work
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    ಠ_ಠ
    What’s worse is that I was in the yogurt section, and cold temperatures causes my back to seize up :|
  • Also, just watching that Ashens video with the crap candles.

    And that one pound bog roll.

    £1 for a single bog roll.

    That is bad.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Once upon a time I was falling in love
    Now I'm only falling asleep
    There's nothing I can say
    A princely goodnight to the Heap
  • I’ve just woken up, and now I want more sleep.
  • Toolsie said:

    I’ve just woken up, and now I want more sleep.

    same
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    Considering you can get a massive 36-pack of decent brand toilet paper here for something like $15 US, £1 for a single roll (of what is probably thin, nasty paper to begin with) is pretty bad.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.


    This oughta be enough Sleep for anyone.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Krusty Burger.
  • kill living beings
  • Just got back from my second shift.

    Not working again until next week, which is nice.
  • They played Gangham Style over the speakers at work

    I was stacking bread at the time, and it took every fibre of my being not to start dancing down the aisle.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    lucky you, the music I hear at work usually makes me want to plug my ears.
  • They play loud dance music, just so you don’t fall asleep.

    Luckily for me, I like that sort of music.
  • For once, or maybe twice, I was in my prime.
    Either my memory is terrible, or I've stumbled upon another "Berenstain/Berenstein Bears" situation. Quick, without looking the answer up, can anyone tell me what movie it is where a woman gets kidnapped, and her kidnappers cut off her toe and mail it to her husband?
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