The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • The brown sugar cinnamon ones are my favorite normal flavor. As far as the gimmicky ones go, I think I like the cinnamon roll ones best.

    I want to try Crystal Pepsi, though I've yet to see it around here.
  • kill living beings

    do not use recipes from buzzfeed you fucking moron


    ...?
    it had typos and left out a unit of measurement and said to use a tablespoon of salt and i cooked it anyway

    it turned out ok, a bit burned perhaps

    still hate tomatoes. bullshit fruit... vegetable...  bullshit plant object
  • TUMUT CREW REPRESENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! tumut

    do not use recipes from buzzfeed you fucking moron


    ...?
    it had typos and left out a unit of measurement and said to use a tablespoon of salt and i cooked it anyway

    it turned out ok, a bit burned perhaps

    still hate tomatoes. bullshit fruit... vegetable...  bullshit plant object
    Everybody follows bad recipes sometimes...
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.

    do not use recipes from buzzfeed you fucking moron


    ...?
    it had typos and left out a unit of measurement and said to use a tablespoon of salt and i cooked it anyway

    it turned out ok, a bit burned perhaps

    still hate tomatoes. bullshit fruit... vegetable...  bullshit plant object
    So I guess the recipe left you feeling... salty?
  • kill living beings
    bring your own video game joke
  • Munch munch, chomp chomp...

    do not use recipes from buzzfeed you fucking moron


    ...?
    it had typos and left out a unit of measurement and said to use a tablespoon of salt and i cooked it anyway

    it turned out ok, a bit burned perhaps

    still hate tomatoes. bullshit fruit... vegetable...  bullshit plant object
    So I guess the recipe left you feeling... salty?
    Slaps Fossilmaiden with a fish

    You gotta mine deeper if you're to not get the fish response.
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Crystal said:

    do not use recipes from buzzfeed you fucking moron


    ...?
    it had typos and left out a unit of measurement and said to use a tablespoon of salt and i cooked it anyway

    it turned out ok, a bit burned perhaps

    still hate tomatoes. bullshit fruit... vegetable...  bullshit plant object
    So I guess the recipe left you feeling... salty?
    Slaps Fossilmaiden with a fish

    You gotta mine deeper if you're to not get the fish response.
    I can barely salmon up the strength to respond after such a fishious assault. But don't think that'll make me change my tuna.
  • edited 2016-08-13 02:14:57
    kill living beings
    see i figured i would get a joke the first time i mentioned a tablespoon of salt, but nope, gotta really bring it in

    ^ john the baptist, girl
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    moo
  • edited 2016-08-13 02:18:50
    image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    I think you mean m
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  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    hmm, good point.
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Actually, I lied.

    3
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  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    300 moos
  • kill living beings
  • i made corned beef hash, eggs and toast
  • kill living beings
    its been like eight hours will your depravity never cease
  • had some corned beef brisket last week

    it was pretty good, but two pieces got stuck in my teeth and it took me ALL DAY to get one of them out because I'd only noticed it after I'd thrown my toothpick out >_<
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Corned beef, more like worst beef.
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Hush, you.
  • kill living beings
    wow tensei what the fuck is wrong with you literally offended with mad tbh imo tcl
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I just don't like beef in general
  • kill living beings
    acceptable
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    "Um actually Tyrian Purple is the secretions of sea snails" was the "Um, actually, Thanksgiving is about killing Indians" of Roman times.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    "When we have meat before us and such eatables we receive the impression, that this is the dead body of a fish, and this is the dead body of a bird or of a pig; and again, that this Falernian is only a little grape juice, and this purple robe some sheep's wool dyed with the blood of a shell-fish: such then are these impressions, and they reach the things themselves and penetrate them, and so we see what kind of things they are. Just in the same way ought we to act all through life, and where there are things which appear most worthy of our approbation, we ought to lay them bare and look at their worthlessness and strip them of all the words by which they are exalted. For outward show is a wonderful perverter of the reason, and when thou art most sure that thou art employed about things worth thy pains, it is then that it cheats thee most. Consider then what Crates says of Xenocrates himself. "

    Even Aurelius got in on the um action.
  • Munch munch, chomp chomp...

    i made corned beef hash, eggs and toast

    Heck yeah, eggs. Eggs and toast are especially nice.

    Corned beef, more like worst beef.

    And I thought your foodpinions couldn't get more deplorable.
  • corned beef hash is a nostalgia food for me, i loved it a lot when i was like 12-ish
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    where's the beef
  • edited 2016-08-13 03:12:50
    My dreams exceed my real life
    Corned beef is just the gravel-filled dead meat of a cow
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Crystal said:

    i made corned beef hash, eggs and toast

    Heck yeah, eggs. Eggs and toast are especially nice.

    Corned beef, more like worst beef.

    And I thought your foodpinions couldn't get more deplorable.
    Next I bet you'll be defending Spam!
  • well, minus the "gravel filled" part, that's true of most meats, with adjustment for whatever animal it be
  • i went to the spam museum once
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Tre said:

    well, minus the "gravel filled" part, that's true of most meats, with adjustment for whatever animal it be

    Odradek said:

    "When we have meat before us and such eatables we receive the impression, that this is the dead body of a fish, and this is the dead body of a bird or of a pig; and again, that this Falernian is only a little grape juice, and this purple robe some sheep's wool dyed with the blood of a shell-fish: such then are these impressions, and they reach the things themselves and penetrate them, and so we see what kind of things they are. Just in the same way ought we to act all through life, and where there are things which appear most worthy of our approbation, we ought to lay them bare and look at their worthlessness and strip them of all the words by which they are exalted. For outward show is a wonderful perverter of the reason, and when thou art most sure that thou art employed about things worth thy pains, it is then that it cheats thee most. Consider then what Crates says of Xenocrates himself. "


    Even Aurelius got in on the um action.
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    I don't get your point.
  • the spam museum has an entire room dedicated to that one monty python bit
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    meat of a cow
  • hard vore main thread takeover
  • My dreams exceed my real life

    I don't get your point.

    I don't have one, I am a balloon animal
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Just Aurelioning
  • Munch munch, chomp chomp...

    hard vore main thread takeover

    "Get Your Vore On" by Mewling feat. Silence and Secrecy.
  • corned beef hash is a nostalgia food for me, i loved it a lot when i was like 12-ish

    NOSTALGIA FOOD BUDDIES!!!
    my dad won't make it because it was a staple of his mom's but his mother's hash was not yummy to him, in fact it was Bad News so now he's just like NO HASH UNDER MY ROOF and it is Sad Times Ahoy
  • Sad Times Ahoy sound way worse than Chips Ahoy.
  • it is. they taste like coconut and broken dreams gathered from the side of the boulevard.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    ahoy motherfucker
  • alas sredni is not a voreperson
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Crystal said:

    hard vore main thread takeover

    "Get Your Vore On" by Mewling feat. Silence and Secrecy.

    Totally making a gabber track called "The Great Devourer" with samples from old cartoons and distant pig-squeal death growls just because.
  • Munch munch, chomp chomp...
    Hit me up once you do because I like the sound of this.
  • kill living beings
    optimizing a constant function

    bong, bong, bong
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    bongzilla
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