You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Life update: still depressed, though not feeling as hopeless as yesterday
Slept 8 hours, which was nice, except I forgot the doctor's office closes at 4:30 and not 5:00
I did manage to call in time though, and got put on the cancellation list
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
There's a street in my grandfather's neighborhood called "Fox Chaple Drive"
I don't think "Chaple" is a word.
Even if they meant "Chapel", what would a fox need a chapel for?
It's gotten to the point where someone says they really liked Captain America War Between The Suits and I think "Wow, don't have to take that person seriously on movies anymore"
Many of the men behind these hugely powerful corporations seem to know very little or care even less about other people. This is a bold claim, but it may have some basis in brain science. The novelist Douglas Coupland has written that “all tech people are slightly autistic.” Autism can be a useful trait if you are seeking technical brilliance, but it can become a hindrance if a general naiveté about human beings is translated directly into the design of the products and services used by billions of other people around the world.
So, in my grandma's yard, there's an apple tree that I like to visit. It often has robin nests in it. Today, I found a broken egg at the root of the tree, and an egg that looked slightly... off in color in the nest, and was a bit bigger and more oval. Upon consulting the internet, I found that European starlings do, in fact, sometimes do brood parasitism with Robins, and the egg I saw matched a starling egg.
However, I cannot bring myself to kill a living thing. What should I do?
okay I mean that sounds like an awful lot of work and I don't even know if there would be consequences to the starlings for adding an extra mouth to feed that way but if you really want to "do something" about it without killing or aborting any birds that's about all I could think of.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
The first bird who realized she could leave her egg in some other bird's nest must have been real proud of herself
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
To clarify something from this morning:
Princess Alice does have a huge motorcade. She just doesn't use it all the time.
She only uses it when she feels the need to be sufficiently ostentatious.
Like when I go back to the boarding school each fall and I arrive in this huge procession of black vehicles with police and royal guards and even an ambulance. Take that, Miranda Melsbrook!
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
brood parasites aren't always very subtle, i guess
the website of the people who sell me voltage are asking "How does this site compare to your idea of an ideal website?"
how do i even answer that? do i have just one ideal? it's like i'm watching cspan and they're like "how does this compare to your ideal television channel" like shut up i just want to watch stupid charts on the senate floor right now maybe i'll watch jiggly jiggly heaven on another channel get off my back aaaaaaaaah oh nooooooo
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
at this point i'm getting kinda sick of the apparent anti-Guardian backlash i've been seeing
because yes, they've printed some bad stuff, but have you looked at The Telegraph? Or even The Times?
the other day someone left a copy of The Sun open in the crew room at work, on an article critical of the prime minister's stance on Europe. They apparently deemed it relevant to suggest that he is fat, and illustrate with photos of him patting his stomach.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Nobody else seems to have dictatorship fantasies :<
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
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well then
i wasn't expecting descriptions of lawsuits and accounting in between the human sacrifice and all
okay I mean that sounds like an awful lot of work and I don't even know if there would be consequences to the starlings for adding an extra mouth to feed that way but if you really want to "do something" about it without killing or aborting any birds that's about all I could think of.
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
how do i even answer that? do i have just one ideal? it's like i'm watching cspan and they're like "how does this compare to your ideal television channel" like shut up i just want to watch stupid charts on the senate floor right now maybe i'll watch jiggly jiggly heaven on another channel get off my back aaaaaaaaah oh nooooooo
at this point i'm getting kinda sick of the apparent anti-Guardian backlash i've been seeing
because yes, they've printed some bad stuff, but have you looked at The Telegraph? Or even The Times?
the other day someone left a copy of The Sun open in the crew room at work, on an article critical of the prime minister's stance on Europe. They apparently deemed it relevant to suggest that he is fat, and illustrate with photos of him patting his stomach.
lately i've been uncomfortably aware that they tend to pander to the left, and that their fact-checking isn't always great
except page three models, which is apparently over, alas