You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
The Safety Fairy has a bright fluorescent yellow-green phone case with diagonal black stripes
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
"I can't believe you're still using a FaeFone 4. Haven't you had that same one for like 4 years?"
"Yes, but I know this one's SAFE. Or at least, relatively so. I'd need to stress-test the batteries in those newer ones before I could use one, and I just don't have enough free time in between unannounced industrial safety compliance inspections."
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
PRINCESS: Oh, hi LGBTQ Fairy! What are you doing here?
FAIRY: Oh, you know...there's a preteen girl on the 4th floor who's very confused about why she finds her nurse so hot and I thought I'd give her some advice.
PRINCESS: Ooh, Nurse Periwinkle? You gotta admit, she is pretty hot!
FAIRY: If you're into humans, I guess.
PRINCESS: By the way, can I ask you something before you go?
FAIRY: Sure.
PRINCESS: Did you dye your hair or is it naturally lime green like that?
Everyone is talking about "Serial," the true-crime spinoff of "This American Life." With just seven (as of today) episodes, the show is sitting comfortably atop the podcast charts on iTunes, and it seems you can't swing a beard in Brooklyn or on Twitter without hitting someone who wants to dissect every aspect of the show so far. The story of Hae Min Lee's murder is as mysterious as the killing of Laura Palmer, and Adnan Syed's guilt is as hotly debated as the identity of the Yellow King was. Like Twin Peaks, True Detective, and other slow-building TV shows, "Serial" has developed such an intense following because it rewards close listening: It's inspired internet sleuths to take to Reddit (or Twitter) to figure out the case, and Slate has devoted an entire "Spoiler Special" podcast to picking it apart. How has Sarah Koenig come to captivate audiences to such an extent that they sit by their podcast apps on Thursday mornings waiting for a new episode to drop? What makes "Serial" unique? Why are all so obsessed?
"How do you deal with alt-bros?" I ask the Laotian goat farmer I have been employed to interview. "It must get annoying, people asking you to read Catcher In The Rye and all that".
My translator punches me in the face. I fear I will never learn the customs of these strange people, who apparently consider alt-bros sacred.
I dunno, just rambling. It doesn't have much to do with the article, it turns out; the article itself is about some dweeb who think he's Holden Caulfield.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Heh, I had almost that same one the other day. I love how they couldn't even be bothered to copypaste the actual YouTube logo.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
On a whim I looked in my spam folder and...whaddaya know:
1. DAT EMAIL ADDRESS
2. Of all the websites you could pretend to be, why Google+? You might as well pretend to be MySpace for as much as people care about that site.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Sugar, spice, and everything nice. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girls.
But Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction...a can of whoopass!
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Do you think Madame Foster ever got in trouble with copyright issues for letting kids adopt, like, imaginary versions of Star Wars characters or something? Can you file a DMCA takedown on an imaginary friend? How would that even like work? Why am I putting thought into this?
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
In short, I support people creating "safe spaces" as a shield by exercising their freedom of association to organize themselves into mutually supporting communities, run according to their own norms. But not everyone imagines "safe spaces" like that. Some use the concept of "safe spaces" as a sword, wielded to annex public spaces and demand that people within those spaces conform to their private norms. That's not freedom of association. That's rank thuggery, a sort of ideological manifest destiny.1 It's the difference between saying "I shouldn't be forced to go to a talk by this controversial figure" and "this controversial figure should not be allowed to speak at my school."
Do you think Madame Foster ever got in trouble with copyright issues for letting kids adopt, like, imaginary versions of Star Wars characters or something? Can you file a DMCA takedown on an imaginary friend? How would that even like work? Why am I putting thought into this?
Surely, though, imaginary friends based on Bugs Bunny and Batman would've been exempt from this
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"Yes, but I know this one's SAFE. Or at least, relatively so. I'd need to stress-test the batteries in those newer ones before I could use one, and I just don't have enough free time in between unannounced industrial safety compliance inspections."
maybe
but i got a 53/60, second best in the class
woo
look of this picture of Dio being adorable in Hisoka's outfit
QUALITY Atra a cute.
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
hey, myr
Seems legit.
i think i do remember a crack in the show about imaginary friends that were uncreative and based on fictional characters
Chaser