You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Also, typewriters had SHIFT LOCK.
Not caps lock, shift lock. See, caps lock only applies to letters. That's a computer thing. Shift lock literally just held the shift keys down for you until you released it, so you'd get the alternate characters on the number keys, punctuation, etc. as well.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Couldn't you just pop off the key caps and rearrange them?
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
i'm going to be charitable and assume that this tendency of private security cars to mimic the appearance of police cars is for a deterrent effect and not just because they wanna claim authority that's not theirs
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Making your own personal vehicle mistakable for a police car is actually a crime in most places I'm pretty sure.
There are certain technicalities to the law, at least where I live. You can't have the word "POLICE" or red or blue lights on your car, but, well... a number of departments around here will totally sell used cruisers to the public complete with the black and white color scheme still intact, just having removed the police equipment and the other markings.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Groveport actually gets so lazy at times that they don't even bother removing the entire lettering. Where it says "GROVEPORT POLICE", they strip off "POLICE" but keep "GROVEPORT", which is quite amusing to see.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Deep within Enchanted Forest National Park, park ranger Lynn Payne returns to her ranger station to find something amiss--the door, which she's sure she closed, is propped open with an orange traffic cone. She approaches the door slowly, her hand on her taser, only to find--
"Your Highness? What are you doing here?"
Princess Alice herself is sitting in Ranger Payne's chair, her feet propped up on the table. Her greasy hands are deep in a bag of microwave popcorn, and her magic wand is laid lazily on the desk alongside Ranger Payne's keyboard.
"Oh, you know, I was just enjoying the countryside's national beauty...even us royalty appreciate a day in the park every now and then."
"No, I mean why are you--that's my popcorn, isn't it?"
"Is it? I found it in the drawer of this desk, so I just assumed it was Crown property."
"I bought that myself. To snack on. And that was the last bag."
"Oh...I'm sorry. Here, let me fix it for you."
Princess Alice picks up her wand, waves it at the bag of popcorn, then hands it to Ranger Payne. Peering into the wide-open bag, Payne sees it's now full of unpopped kernels.
"...What did you do?"
"I unpopped the popcorn for you so you can pop it again later!"
"You already opened the bag. I can't microwave it like this."
"So pop it the old-fashioned way. You know, on the stovetop."
"Do you see a stove in here, Your Highness?"
Princess Alice looks around. This genuinely hadn't occurred to her before.
"Ok, I'll tell you what. If I swing things just right, I can probably get a stove in here within a couple hours. Do you have a gas hookup in here, or do I need to go electric?"
"I don't want a stove in my ranger station," says Payne impatiently. "I don't even have anywhere to put one."
"Alright, plan B. There's a place in Queen City that has excellent popcorn in any flavor you can imagine. If we leave now, we'll be just in time to catch the 11:30 train out of Havensborough."
"...I'm at work, in case you haven't noticed. I need to patrol the park?"
"You can't just leave the place to itself for the afternoon?"
"What if someone gets hurt? And I'm not here to respond? Did you even think of that, Princess?"
"No. No, I didn't. But I know this fairy who's all about safety. I'm sure if we called her she'd be willing to cover for you until--"
Payne sighs. "Look, Princess. You like driving fast, right?"
"Well, yes."
"And you like shiny lights, right?"
"Who doesn't?"
"Good! Behind you on that hook are the keys to the spare Park Ranger cruiser parked around back. Why don't you take that for a joyride for a little while and I wait here to make sure everything's fine in the park?"
"Don't mind if I do!" Princess Alice hops up, takes the keys off the hook, and runs out the door.
Lynne Payne picks up the telephone and dials her cousin's number.
"Hey, Lee? Yeah, it's Lynn. The Princess is at it again. Any way you could reign her in? Maybe talk to the Handler or something?"
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Now he makes superhero movies, it seems. Which... I honestly would rather not have a conversation about, because assailing the dead flesh of beasts of burden is not my fetish.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Now he makes superhero movies, it seems. Which... I honestly would rather not have a conversation about, because assailing the dead flesh of beasts of burden is not my fetish.
Well, if it helps, he's finally free from that and doesn't seem eager to go back to it.
Now he makes superhero movies, it seems. Which... I honestly would rather not have a conversation about, because assailing the dead flesh of beasts of burden is not my fetish.
Well, if it helps, he's finally free from that and doesn't seem eager to go back to it.
I wasn't really talking to Myrm so much as everyone here. I find it an extremely tired topic on so, so many levels.
Now he makes superhero movies, it seems. Which... I honestly would rather not have a conversation about, because assailing the dead flesh of beasts of burden is not my fetish.
Well, if it helps, he's finally free from that and doesn't seem eager to go back to it.
I wasn't really talking to Myrm so much as everyone here. I find it an extremely tired topic on so, so many levels.
That is very understandable. I feel similarly, by and large.
I was just saying that Whedon is no longer involved in that rigmarole so you can look forward to his works again.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Good news: I finished two chemistry experiments today, meaning I only have one left to catch up on.
Bad news: This means I have two lab reports due next week. -_-
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But it was a 1980s-era typewriter, not 1920s.
yntkt
Up to the highest height
Let's go fly a kite
And send it soaring
Up through the atmosphere
Up where the air is clear
Oh, let's go fly a kite
The New Yorker is still very conservative about the use of photography in their pages, and the covers are always illustrated.
I am not Jewish, but still.
"Let's blame the Yo-Kai.
It's all their fault!
All their fault!"
Now that just seems mean-spirited.
Now he makes superhero movies, it seems. Which... I honestly would rather not have a conversation about, because assailing the dead flesh of beasts of burden is not my fetish.
Too tense
I wasn't really talking to Myrm so much as everyone here. I find it an extremely tired topic on so, so many levels.
I was just saying that Whedon is no longer involved in that rigmarole so you can look forward to his works again.
Something involving tomatoes, and pasta.
Excellent.
I should not be sweating my tits off in October.
mwahahaha,
Bad news: This means I have two lab reports due next week. -_-