Something bumped into me—something soft and plump. It must have been the rats; the viscous, gelatinous, ravenous army that feast on the dead and the living. . . . Why shouldn't rats eat a de la Poer as a de la Poer eats forbidden things? . . . The war ate my boy, damn them all . . . and the Yanks ate Carfax with flames and burnt Grandsire Delapore and the secret. .. . No, no, I tell you, I am not that daemon swineherd in the twilit grotto! It was not Edward Norrys' fat face on that flabby fungous thing! Who says I am a de la Poer? He lived, but my boy died! . . . Shall a Norrys hold the land of a de la Poer? . . . It's voodoo, I tell you . . . that spotted snake . . . Curse you, Thornton, I'll teach you to faint at what my family do! . . . 'Sblood, thou stinkard, I'll learn ye how to gust . . . wolde ye swynke me thilke wys? . . . Magna Mater! Magna Mater! . . . Atys . . . Dia ad aghaidh's ad aodaun . . . agus bas dunarch ort! Dhonas 's dholas ort, agus leat-sa! . . . Ungl unl . . . rrlh . . . chchch . . .
My FFXIV raid group has finally become an anime series in and of itself. We are 4 dragon girls, 2 child mages, a catboy, and a token human, and our black mage managed to kill the pope without knowing he was the pope. (He skips every cutscene in the game.)
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
I actually liked the skits in NC's Jupiter Ascending review.
The whole review was kind of weak, imo, with the exception of the "Awesome, Dear Boy" bit near the end
Why do you think that?
For one thing, the movie doesn't have that much going for it. the Nostalgia Critic is only as good as the movies he reviews are good/bad. Jupiter Ascending just doesn't have enough to mock. It's bad, yes, but bad in the droning and uncreative way rather than, say, small soldiers, which had interesting elements that were simply deployed haphazardly.
(Sorry, Myr)
Only the "I love dogs" bit and the bipolar volume dude were "frig, I should call over a bunch of friends so we can mock this together!" bad.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
I seem to have ended up in an extended Twitter conversation about ageplay and Casey Kasem
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
I ordered a Diet Coke and received a sweet tea
In retrospect this is kinda my fault for not thinking to taste it before I left the drive-thru but I wanted to get to work :V
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now it doesn't update until goodness knows when, some time after noon, and it throws me off
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
There's a lot of low lying cloud over bushy green trees. It's all very Twilight-y, minus the sparklepires and whiny flat characters.
I am very wet and very grumpy.
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Jurassic City's gonna be lame though
He is a hippy after all
sometimes I would like to play the bass
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
In retrospect this is kinda my fault for not thinking to taste it before I left the drive-thru but I wanted to get to work :V
Drinking Diet Coke is a sin.