The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

Princess Alice

I used to have a cat named Stormy

He was afraid of thunderstorms, which made me giggle

Toolsie

That's like someone called Candy being diabetic.

Or someone called Charity being a complete bitch.

Princess Alice

oh my god

Princess Alice

Tools said:

That's like someone called Candy being diabetic.

Or someone called Charity being a complete bitch.

I laughed.

Anonus

I liked Peabody & Sherman but I don't know how well it would hold up upon a second viewing :n

/Anonus

Aliroz

I liked it on my second viewing.

Ty Burrel did a fantastic job as Peabody, and Agamemnon will never not be amusing to me.

Princess Alice

*sticks shipping stickers on the next poster's face*

FRAGILE - THIS SIDE UP

MIXED MERCHANDISE - CHECK CONTENTS CAREFULLY

INTERNATIONAL

Yarrun XIX

Not inaccurate

Odradek

I saw this trailer five billion times as a kid

I have seen none of these movies.

Except I think I've seen D.A.R.Y.L. and Charlotte's Web

Aliroz

Ohmigosh I remember that trailer!  It was on one of the vhs tapes we had.  I saw Searching for Bobby Fischer and CHarlotte's web.  

Man, I still see these clips when I hear that.  It just doesn't sound right without the cat at one and a half minutes in.

I also saw Dragonworld and Explorers.

SUch nostalgia.

Anonus

that trailer

it was all over Paramount's Nickelodeon VHSes wasn't it

Anonus

also, Paramount still owned Happy Days back then

Odradek

Anonus said:

that trailer

it was all over Paramount's Nickelodeon VHSes wasn't it

Indeed. All I need to do now is see that episode of the Rugrats where they shrink and go inside Chucky's body, and I am officially a child again.

Odradek

Aliroz said:

Ohmigosh I remember that trailer!  It was on one of the vhs tapes we had.  I saw Searching for Bobby Fischer and CHarlotte's web.  

Man, I still see these clips when I hear that.  It just doesn't sound right without the cat at one and a half minutes in.

I also saw Dragonworld and Explorers.

SUch nostalgia.

I remember Prehysteria! being one of the clips they showed on one version I think.

Toolsie

Nothing I ever do is fucking good enough.

Obā-san

I don't know what movie we are watching but Method Man and Adam Sandler are in it

Toolsie

For fucking fucks sake.

Odradek

naney said:

I don't know what movie we are watching but Method Man and Adam Sandler are in it

The Cobbler

Odradek

*paps Tools*

Odradek

Adam Sandler movies are alternatively stupidly cynical and overly schmaltzy

Obā-san

oh

funny that, I was wondering why Sandler was resoling a shoe

Odradek

That new CGI Garfield show is really bad

Obā-san

I wonder if Nermal is gay

Obā-san

Ice always headcannoned him as such

Obā-san

*i've

Odradek

Ice always headcannoned him as such

Yarrun XIX

Honestly, thinking of anyone in Garfield as sexual beings is kind of weird.

They're from newspaper comics. It doesn't get anymore sexless than that.

Anonus

Odradek said:

That new CGI Garfield show is really bad

Mark Evanier wrote some for it, which is bizarre because he's really better than that

Odradek

Honestly, thinking of anyone in Garfield as sexual beings is kind of weird.

They're from newspaper comics. It doesn't get anymore sexless than that.

Yarrun XIX

That's grossout humor, which is also generally sexless.

Obā-san

More monsters have come from the Death Zone, Sire.

Odradek

Fermented squid in a rice ball is something people eat in Japan.

Odradek

Odradek said:

Fermented squid in a rice ball is something people eat in Japan.

Honestly I'd at least try it.

I mean, it's still a jelly-filled donut.

Odradek

It's hard to say this without sounding like a huge weeb, but Japanese food is really good.

Anonus

Odradek said:

It's hard to say this without sounding like a huge weeb, but Japanese food is really good.

HH is the last place anyone will call you a "weeb" without irony

Obā-san

Genisys sounds like the name of a 90s all-female r'n'b trio

Klinotaxis

MY WEEB MOMENT: I saw a menu had bamboo shoots as a vegetable, and I was like shit how exotic! just like my Japanese animes! I gotta try that! and I did, and it turned out to be something I'd had in meals for years without knowing the name

Klinotaxis

and by "my weeb moment", i mean "my most recent weeb moment", because it's a continuous struggle with being trash

Anonus

naney said:

Genisys sounds like the name of a 90s all-female r'n'b trio

Terminator: Genisys is a movie that pre-Time Warner merger Anonus Utilis would have dearly loved to distribute

I still hate Paramount though :V

Odradek

AIs aren't presently real, and probably won't be any time soon.

Robo-gods will never be real.

Obā-san

you seem awfully sure

Odradek

naney said:

you seem awfully sure

I am awfully sure.

You can't stake your live on a savior machine.

Obā-san

you can stake your life on anything if you're willing to wait it out

Salix Babylonika

really I don't think Rosko's Basilisk is any more or less inherently silly than any other religious idea, but it's more its believers refusal to acknowledge it as such that grates.

Salix Babylonika

Roscoe Dash's Basilisk

*"All The Way Turnt Up" plays in the background*

Salix Babylonika

also I'm drinking kool-aid and it's from that like liquid mix

and it tastes fine, but it makes my eyes feel weird, which is not something that drinks generally do.

Calica

Odradek said:

AIs aren't presently real, and probably won't be any time soon.

you have to define "AI" coherently to make such a statement, and I doubt you really can.

Odradek

Calica said:

Odradek said:

AIs aren't presently real, and probably won't be any time soon.

you have to define "AI" coherently to make such a statement, and I doubt you really can.

"A robot that will bring Ray Kurzweil's father back to life using his diaries"

Odradek

really I don't think Rosko's Basilisk is any more or less inherently silly than any other religious idea, but it's more its believers refusal to acknowledge it as such that grates.

Odradek