The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    Congrats Tre! :D
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    If there's a Jurassic Park scenario, I want to be Nedry or the lawyer
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Probably the former. Getting eaten by a T. Rex is too glamorous for the likes of me, even if it is on the toilet.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    Panurge, why are you wishing horrible deaths upon yourself?
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Tachyon said:

    Panurge, why are you wishing horrible deaths upon yourself?

    Why not
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    Because it would hurt.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Because it would hurt.
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  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    No, not good!

    Panurge, i'm serious.  If this is your way of venting, well, it's better than hurting yourself for real, but you don't deserve this and i can't understand you wishing this on yourself.

    You are wishing tortures on yourself that would make Jigsaw blanch on a daily basis.  You don't see anything wrong with that?
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Fairy, Safety. Do Not Pass Go, Do Not Collect $200: A Guide to Board Game Safety. Colerain: U of Centralia, 2015. Print.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Tachyon said:

    No, not good!

    Panurge, i'm serious.  If this is your way of venting, well, it's better than hurting yourself for real, but you don't deserve this and i can't understand you wishing this on yourself.

    You are wishing tortures on yourself that would make Jigsaw blanch on a daily basis.  You don't see anything wrong with that?

    In fact, I see everything right with it, except that it might disturb other people.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    You express concern when someone else here talks about self-harm.  You have offered kind words to fellow heapers who were upset.

    i know i don't understand you.  i know that.  But please, talk to your therapist again.  Talk to anybody.  Let people help.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Tachyon said:

    You express concern when someone else here talks about self-harm.  You have offered kind words to fellow heapers who were upset.

    Well, they are not me.

    Tachyon said:

     But please, talk to your therapist again. 

    Tried it at college, made me feel worse, screw that.


    Tachyon said:

     Talk to anybody.  Let people help.

    Makes them angry and hate me, nope.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    i don't want you to feel worse.  i want you to feel better.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Tachyon said:

    i don't want you to feel worse.  i want you to feel better.

    Well then, I'm not going to spend weeks looking for a therapist, spend five hours in a car and inconvenience everyone to go see them, then sit there for an hour while I have to dwell on how terrible and wretched I am, and then drive back.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    Well, fine then.  Don't do that.  It was just a suggestion.

    But if you won't even say what the problem is, how can anyone help?
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    No one can help. At all. If they could have, they would have.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    You don't know that.  How could you possibly know that?
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Evidence.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    What is the evidence?
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Nope, not saying.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    If I was depressed, I would feel a horrible sinking feeling in my stomach at all times. I do not. I have simply come to the rational conclusion that I need to die.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    Fine.  i don't want to make you uncomfortable, i just want to understand and help.

    i don't believe you need to die.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    It's cool.
  • I am discovering firsthand the horrors of TouchWiz
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    naney said:

    I am discovering firsthand the horrors of TouchWiz

    I'm so sorry.

    *offers you some catnip to get through this*
  • Flashing cyanogenmod would void my warranty

    Worth it
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I feel unfulfilled.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    For starters, I'm not making efficient use of my free time

    Secondly, I'm a bit frustrated with my gender situation and I'm not sure whether I should fight it by being as flamboyant as possible or by taking on dumbass SJWs on Tumblr
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    do you like taking on SJWs?

    the former sounds more fun to me
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I don't particularly like taking on SJWs, but my tolerance with certain behaviors--namely, trying to police other people's identities--has hit a low point and I'm tempted to take it out on people.

    *shrug*

    Flamboyance it is.
  • My dreams exceed my real life

    The knowledge I had in mathematics, gave me great assistance in acquiring their phraseology, which depended much upon that science, and music; and in the latter I was not unskilled. Their ideas are perpetually conversant in lines and figures. If they would, for example, praise the beauty of a woman, or any other animal, they describe it by rhombs, circles, parallelograms, ellipses, and other geometrical terms, or by words of art drawn from music, needless here to repeat. I observed in the king's kitchen all sorts of mathematical and musical instruments, after the figures of which they cut up the joints that were served to his majesty's table.

    Their houses are very ill built, the walls bevil, without one right angle in any apartment; and this defect arises from the contempt they bear to practical geometry, which they despise as vulgar and mechanic; those instructions they give being too refined for the intellects of their workmen, which occasions perpetual mistakes. And although they are dexterous enough upon a piece of paper, in the management of the rule, the pencil, and the divider, yet in the common actions and behaviour of life, I have not seen a more clumsy, awkward, and unhandy people, nor so slow and perplexed in their conceptions upon all other subjects, except those of mathematics and music. They are very bad reasoners, and vehemently given to opposition, unless when they happen to be of the right opinion, which is seldom their case. Imagination, fancy, and invention, they are wholly strangers to, nor have any words in their language, by which those ideas can be expressed; the whole compass of their thoughts and mind being shut up within the two forementioned sciences.

    Most of them, and especially those who deal in the astronomical part, have great faith in judicial astrology, although they are ashamed to own it publicly. But what I chiefly admired, and thought altogether unaccountable, was the strong disposition I observed in them towards news and politics, perpetually inquiring into public affairs, giving their judgments in matters of state, and passionately disputing every inch of a party opinion. I have indeed observed the same disposition among most of the mathematicians I have known in Europe, although I could never discover the least analogy between the two sciences; unless those people suppose, that because the smallest circle has as many degrees as the largest, therefore the regulation and management of the world require no more abilities than the handling and turning of a globe; but I rather take this quality to spring from a very common infirmity of human nature, inclining us to be most curious and conceited in matters where we have least concern, and for which we are least adapted by study or nature.

    These people are under continual disquietudes, never enjoying a minutes peace of mind; and their disturbances proceed from causes which very little affect the rest of mortals. Their apprehensions arise from several changes they dread in the celestial bodies: for instance, that the earth, by the continual approaches of the sun towards it, must, in course of time, be absorbed, or swallowed up; that the face of the sun, will, by degrees, be encrusted with its own effluvia, and give no more light to the world; that the earth very narrowly escaped a brush from the tail of the last comet, which would have infallibly reduced it to ashes; and that the next, which they have calculated for one-and-thirty years hence, will probably destroy us. For if, in its perihelion, it should approach within a certain degree of the sun (as by their calculations they have reason to dread) it will receive a degree of heat ten thousand times more intense than that of red hot glowing iron, and in its absence from the sun, carry a blazing tail ten hundred thousand and fourteen miles long, through which, if the earth should pass at the distance of one hundred thousand miles from the nucleus, or main body of the comet, it must in its passage be set on fire, and reduced to ashes: that the sun, daily spending its rays without any nutriment to supply them, will at last be wholly consumed and annihilated; which must be attended with the destruction of this earth, and of all the planets that receive their light from it.

    They are so perpetually alarmed with the apprehensions of these, and the like impending dangers, that they can neither sleep quietly in their beds, nor have any relish for the common pleasures and amusements of life. When they meet an acquaintance in the morning, the first question is about the sun's health, how he looked at his setting and rising, and what hopes they have to avoid the stroke of the approaching comet. This conversation they are apt to run into with the same temper that boys discover in delighting to hear terrible stories of spirits and hobgoblins, which they greedily listen to, and dare not go to bed for fear.

  • My dreams exceed my real life
    The part of Gulliver's Travels where Gulliver visits what is clearly the island of Less Wrongites
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    *Princess noises*
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Reminder that there exists an alternate version of "I Want It That Way" called "No Goodbyes" that has lyrics that make significantly more sense than the more common version:


  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I shouldn't be laughing as hard as I am


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  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Who doesn't support giant mantis/human marriage?
  • King dragon has decreed that the taxes will increase, "#wouldvemadeabetterreignoffire"
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    what's with the duck and the deer thing

    i thought everyone loves it when 2 animals of different species love each other

    don't you get all the youtube views and likes on facebook that way
  • The dog and the girl is an album cover
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    i wonder why nostalgebraist seems to spend so much time talking to/about terrible people
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Tachyon said:

    i wonder why nostalgebraist seems to spend so much time talking to/about terrible people

    It is probably due to being tangentially related to the LW community.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I wish I had the drawing skills to make fanart of Marco Diaz meeting the Safety Fairy

    "Huh? What's so bad about being 'The Safe Kid', man?"
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Tachyon visits Mewni
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    i'd like to see your drawing of the Safety Fairy
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I guess I could give it a try sometime
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I don't ship Star/Marco for some reason

    Steven/Connie seems more promising
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    LionXFrybo
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