The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I was thinking earlier about February and March, after we "confirmed" our friendship and became thoroughly platonically infatuated with each other.

    The conclusion I came to: friendship is kinda weird, but I wouldn't trade it for anything.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    ...and it took us ages to stop worrying about bothering each other.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Heh, yeah.

    I'm actually to the point now where I'm comfortable playfully teasing you. (Like the whole "coffee slave" thing)
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    ...why does SportsCenter comfort me?
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    OFH

    Not familiar with this
  • I miss my platonic love interest.

    /Sadler
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    ^^Old Folks' Home. TVT board that's supposed to be like Yack Fest without shitposting, and takes its name from The Totally Radical Thread for Crotchety Old Bitches.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    CUTIE MARK CRUSADER DOMINATRIXES!!
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    My Little Pervert?
  • edited 2011-10-19 18:37:26
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    [CENSORED] is Magic!
  • Living tissue over endoskeleton.
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  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    why did I laugh at that

    I've never even watched Hellraiser.
  • edited 2011-10-19 21:17:21
    Living tissue over endoskeleton.
    It's really good. The second is good too, though they mangle Chatterer's design kinda silly in many places. The sequels are pretty much universally garbage.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Oh yeah, Old Folks Home. Too serious for me.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I don't know, you said you were gonna be wonderposting from there like a madman...
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    ...Why is it when I saw this in the list it said "3 new plural"?
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    It said "2 new plural" for me...
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    ...Bizarre.
  • edited 2011-10-19 22:04:13
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    It said that for me too:

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  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    It is mysterious.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    It's stopped now.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I have a sudden craving for Publix.

    I've only been to one; it struck me as a pretty generic grocery store, but I liked it just because it was a store I'd never been to before and those are always cool.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    WHERE'S IMI
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Right here. Got somethin' for me?
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    ...

    i was just wondering where you were.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Well, it's nice to know someone cares.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I'm weirdly tired.

    ...I think I'm tired out from all the work of vacuuming that water out of the basement
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Did your basement flood again?

    ...also, Imi, have you thought about psychedelia lately?
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    It did, yeah. This time it wasn't water seeping in through the ground but rather the sump pump refusing to work unless it's kicked repeatedly.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Psychedelia? Well, someone at work today mentioned the Doors song "People Are Strange" which got me thinking about when I used to listen to all that psychedelic 60s music. I guess that counts.

    And also it's doing that "plural" thing again.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    ...and after I posted that the sump pump started running by itself. Nice.

    ^ It only seems to do the "plural" thing when there's more than one new post.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    And it started doing it yesterday.

    I don't understand why.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    So it seems that the Futura-laden Wal-Mart decor is actually a lot more recent than I thought. It appears to have been the last decor package they used before the 2008 rebrand meant slathering everything in bright colors and Myriad.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    How recent?
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Well, apparently the Wal-Mart on Morse Road that has it was remodeled in 2007; I had mistakenly assumed that it was the original 1994 decor.

    The fact that the store wasn't a Supercenter in 1994 and the grocery section's signage matches perfectly should have tipped me off.

    ...You know, I think I actually knew it had been remodeled at some point, but I'd forgotten because I rarely visit that particular store.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    ...I remember the Wal-Mart in Aurora having Myriad everywhere since at least 2007, or maybe its opening in 2005.

    Vague memories.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    The one on Morse Road looks something like this inside now.

    The one on Taylor Road Extension originally had decor resembling this, but it's since been updated with the post-2008 design.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    ...ITC Stone Sans.

    My mind thought it was Myriad.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Same here. Part of the reason I looked up those pictures was that I kept picturing the signs with Myriad, even though I knew that was wrong.

    Don't you hate it when memories lie to you?

    (Incidentally, I never knew the name of that typeface before)
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    YES I DO

    Also, my mind associates the ITC Stone superfamily with textbooks.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    You know what the best part is? From now on when we talk about Wal-Mart I'll be able to say "the Futura decor" or "the ITC Stone Sans decor" or "the Myriad decor" and you'll know what I'm talking about.

    ...It's weird to think that the Taylor Road Wal-Mart has been there since 1999. It feels a lot more recent than that, somehow. (It opened shortly after my family moved to this suburb)
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    My mind seems to have no memory of when the land the shopping center the Green Wal-Mart occupies was all just a field.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I have no memory of the Taylor Road/SR 256 area before it was developed because the development had already started by the time we'd moved out here.

    I do, though, have a memory of the time when the nearby Meijer and everything around it was a complete wooded area though. Coming out the main road you would have to turn left at this little rural-looking intersection to go up a rural-looking road, then after a minute or so you came out of the woods and our then-new subdivision was on the right.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    My area wasn't wooded, I don't think.
  • edited 2011-10-20 17:44:34
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    WAKE UP THREAD
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    ...I think I've posted this before, but whatever:

    WHICH IS BEST?

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  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Probably the third.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    That's what I thought, too. The first one is based on the existing sign, which is admittedly pretty typical of ODOT signage for an exit like that, but none of the signage for that exit mentions the road name.

    The thing is, most people, when giving directions, would either say "take the Gender Road exit" or "take the Canal Winchester exit". No one would ever say "take the Ohio 674 exit". So if it were up to me, I would consider the route number to be the "superfluous" information, rather than the name, but it seems ODOT, in rural areas at least, always prefers route numbers to road names even when it doesn't make sense.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I'm binging news opens.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    ...Time is real.

    All we have to do is blink and it will be 2015...
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