You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
They call it Black Friday because it's the anniversary of an incident in 2003 where some retail terrorists, dressed all in black, seized control of a Macy's and forced the prices so low that everyone in the store felt compelled to overspend.
They call it Black Friday because it's the anniversary of an incident in 2003 where some retail terrorists, dressed all in black, seized control of a Macy's and forced the prices so low that everyone in the store felt compelled to overspend.
Someone with a shotgun actually held the staff of a bowling alley hostage today. Which is obviously awful, but is probably also the only notable thing that has ever happened in Nuneaton.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
That's significantly less funny than the idea of harmless "terrorists" taking over a store and lowering prices.
They call it Black Friday because it's the anniversary of an incident in 2003 where some retail terrorists, dressed all in black, seized control of a Macy's and forced the prices so low that everyone in the store felt compelled to overspend.
Someone with a shotgun actually held the staff of a bowling alley hostage today. Which is obviously awful, but is probably also the only notable thing that has ever happened in Nuneaton.
the Tory swing in 2015 was somewhat important
also there's Nuneaton Signs, which is obviously based in Nuneaton . . . they're one of the main manufacturers of road signage in the UK
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
I'm on a university bus
I got a giggle from seeing a university police officer who was directing traffic throw up his hands in frustration at the bus driver going out of turn
I got a giggle from seeing a university police officer who was directing traffic throw up his hands in frustration at the bus driver going out of turn
But did you get a university giggle from seeing a university police officer who was directing university traffic throw up his university hands in frustration?
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
and does anyone else find sometimes when you attempt to open a page in another tab it opens in the tab you have open, and sometimes when you attempt to go back, you jump back more than one page?
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
I use Chrome, but I haven't experienced that issue.
Windows 10 with a touchscreen and a mouse, if that makes a difference.
Chrome is computer garbage and it makes my mom's work computer slow down. At least IE doesn't slow down every other program to a crawl and make it impossible to use the photocopier for some reason.
Also, it makes it hard to type in a URL when it automatically assumes that one intends to search.
Once, there were two brother roosters. The elder was courageous and bore strong, sharp claws, while the younger was extremely quick-witted and intelligent.
One day, the gods gathered the birds of the world and said, “I shall grant the right to rule to the bird who ascends the World Tree.” And with that, the birds were off.
The winged birds flew up, but were burned by the sun. The clawed birds climbed up, but were consumed by snakes. Only the roosters, working together, managed to reach the top.
“Fight!” said one of the gods. “Only one of you may rule!” But the brothers leapt at the god and removed his head. And there they sit still, feasting upon his entrails atop the tree.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
i'm having trouble picturing this, whenever i give blood the vials only take a minute or two
maybe you just suck at bleeding
It once took me twenty minutes to have three vials of blood taken, mainly because I healed up and stopped bleeding whilst the needle was still in my arm.
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I stand down by the door
And catch the grey men when they
Dive from the fourteenth floor
I collect everything I'm owed
And before my friends find out
I'll be on the road
Don't let it fall on me
Message: Hey, I’ve really enjoyed our times spent together...
Me: Oh God, is he going to dump me...
Message: Want to officially be boyfriend and girlfriend?
I got a giggle from seeing a university police officer who was directing traffic throw up his hands in frustration at the bus driver going out of turn
I don't left-click links, I open them in new tabs.
I mean, what if I want to go back to a page I've already been on?
Also, it makes it hard to type in a URL when it automatically assumes that one intends to search.
Sorry, child of an anti-chrome family here.
guh
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
couldn't stop lucy from eating a second croissant
(I just had 5 vials taken for my bloods.)
Anyhoo, have a boop.