We'll remember you forever Eddie Thru' the sacrifice you made we can't believe the price you paid For love
Little Eddie Mitty born in Jersey City Started singin' when he was five Never knew his father mother didn't bother To catch his last name fast as he came
He was off and flying Times were really trying Eddie and his mother alone Soon another mister soon a baby sister Mama kept swingin' and Eddie kept singin'
Ah ya ya ya ya ya Ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya Ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya Ya ya ya ya for love for love
And now the tragic story Eddie's sister, Mary Louise, needed an operation To get the money he would have to become an overnight sensation Eddie believed the American people Had wonderful, lovegiving hearts His well publicized end he considered would send His memorial album to the top of the charts... and it did
Chorus
When a young singer dies to our shock and surprise In a plane crash or flashy sports car He becomes quite well known And the kindness he's shown has made more than one post mortem star Well you did it Eddie and though it's hard to applaud suicide You gave all you could give so your sister could live All America's choked up inside
We'll remember you forever Eddie Thru' the sacrifice you made we can't believe the price you paid For love
We'll remember you forever Eddie Thru' the sacrifice you made we can't believe the price you paid For love
Little Eddie Mitty born in Jersey City Started singin' when he was five Never knew his father mother didn't bother To catch his last name fast as he came
He was off and flying Times were really trying Eddie and his mother alone Soon another mister soon a baby sister Mama kept swingin' and Eddie kept singin'
Ah ya ya ya ya ya Ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya Ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya Ya ya ya ya for love for love
And now the tragic story Eddie's sister, Mary Louise, needed an operation To get the money he would have to become an overnight sensation Eddie believed the American people Had wonderful, lovegiving hearts His well publicized end he considered would send His memorial album to the top of the charts... and it did
Chorus
When a young singer dies to our shock and surprise In a plane crash or flashy sports car He becomes quite well known And the kindness he's shown has made more than one post mortem star Well you did it Eddie and though it's hard to applaud suicide You gave all you could give so your sister could live All America's choked up inside
We'll remember you forever Eddie Thru' the sacrifice you made we can't believe the price you paid For love
Roll on thunder shine on lightnin' the days are long and the nights are frightnin' Nothing matters anyway and that's the hell of it Winter comes and the winds blow colder well some grew wiser you just grew older And you never listened anyway and that's the hell of it
Good for nothin' bad in bed nobody likes you and you're better off dead goodbye We've all come to say goodbye goodbye Born defeated died in vain Super destruction you were hooked on pain and tho' your music lingers on All of us are glad you're gone If I could live my life half as worthlessly as you I'm convinced that I'd wind up burning too
Love yourself as you love no other be no man's fool be no man's brother We're all born to die alone y'know that's the hell of it Life's a game where they're bound to beat you and time's a trick they can turn to cheat you And we only waste it anyway and that's the hell of it
Good for nothin' bad in bed nobody liked you you're better off dead goodbye We've all come to say goodbye Born defeated died in vain Super destruction you were hooked on pain and tho' your music lingers on All of us are glad you're gone
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
waitrman waiterman waiterman
check it out
what's up chef
as it turns out
i was the 1999 CUyahoga county TETRIS CHAMPIoN all along!!
ooh, cool
how'd you win that title?
did it involve lots of practie?
it dpeends on whether you consider writing emails to strong bad on my lunch hour to be "tertris pratcie"
i don't see why it wouldn't be
by the way, what's that in your hand?
it's an apple
no, it's clearly a bell
yeah. i'm gonna ring the bell to acquire an apple
how does that work?
according to local legend
if you ring the bell at JUST the right time
2 AM on Friday, March 43rd hte protagonist of the 2006 film adaptation of SILENT HILL will come to you in a dream and offer you an apple
um, chef?
yes, watierman?
are you sure you ddint't juts make that up?
of course i just made itu p
but i don't se why that maeans it can't be true
that's surprisingly sound logic coming from you, chef
eveyrthing i say is osund logic
now get in the car, we're going to Virginia to go on a tour of rural grocery stores
What car, shef? you sold your volkswagen last week because you didn't like the company's Nazi orgiins
I only buy cars made my FICTIONAL nazis, like Tanya Degurechaff
How did you manage to spell her name right right on the first try?
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Comments
I wanted to leave anyway, so...
[Edited to fix formatting 'cause it was breaking things. — Central Avenue]
hte protagonist of the 2006 film adaptation of SILENT HILL will come to you in a dream and offer you an apple
I'll get the Crisco
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
"Alice, you talk to him almost daily."
Yarrun's alive!
What FFXIV character or class is this?
He’s fallen in love with her.
WTF game.
Still weird.
So naturally I made them hook up >_>