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  • Imipolex GImipolex G
    Touch the cow. Do it now.
    quite so
  • CalicaCalica
    Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.
    Pippi Longstocking said:

    I'VE BECOME SO NUMB


    I CAN'T FEEL YOU THERE

    BECOME SO TIRED

    SO MUCH MORE AWARE

    I'M BECOMING THIS

    ALL I WANT TO DO

    IS BE MORE LIKE ME

    AND BE LESS LIKE YOU
    it kind of weirds me out thinking of the fact that Chester Bennington played at Chris Cornell's funeral and then also killed himself shortly after
  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    That is weird to think about.
  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    🦌 Doe.
    👸🏻 Rae. (Me.)
    ⚙ Fossil.
    ☕ Latte.
    🦌 Doe.
  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Pippi Longstocking said:

    How do we know the following people aren't crazy?


    Central Avenue

    Anonus

    Imipolex G

  • Imipolex GImipolex G
    Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I know I'm crazy
  • AnonusAnonus
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    boosette
  • MetaFourMetaFour
    For once, or maybe twice, I was in my prime.
    Just watched the whole "Quatsi trilogy". Second time watching Koyaanisquatsi, first time for the other two. Hypnotic from start to finish. Oddly enough, the third film "felt" the cheapest of the bunch, because of the abundance of digital editing and rudimentary CG animation.
  • ★ ~ S U M M E R ✿ S A U S A G E ! ~ ★★ ~ S U M M E R ✿ S A U S A G E ! ~ ★
    CUNTASAURUS REXXX
    KILL HER
  • AnonusAnonus
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    kill who
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    image
  • VriskaVriska
    8luh 8luh.
    image
  • VriskaVriska
    8luh 8luh.
    Important.

  • AnonusAnonus
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    kitty
  • Imipolex GImipolex G
    Touch the cow. Do it now.
    cat.
  • ★ ~ S U M M E R ✿ S A U S A G E ! ~ ★★ ~ S U M M E R ✿ S A U S A G E ! ~ ★
    CUNTASAURUS REXXX
    We must be getting you into bed now, you aren't well my child, you need rest.
  • AnonusAnonus
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    bed?
  • ★ ~ S U M M E R ✿ S A U S A G E ! ~ ★★ ~ S U M M E R ✿ S A U S A G E ! ~ ★
    CUNTASAURUS REXXX
    why:?
  • ToolsieToolsie
    ಠ_ಠ
    Just got a message on PoF from someone who says that he is looking for a “loyal loving caring and honest relationship”, hasn’t had much “look” at all and is starting to give up, and that is so “loyal loving caring and honest” that he’s written it twice.
  • ToolsieToolsie
    ಠ_ಠ
    He also doesn’t seem to be aware of what the Oxford Comma is.
  • ToolsieToolsie
    ಠ_ಠ
    I almost feel sorry for the poor bastard
  • AnonusAnonus
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    he's not a bot is he
  • Imipolex GImipolex G
    Touch the cow. Do it now.
    we're all bots
  • ToolsieToolsie
    edited 2018-10-15 18:16:30
    ಠ_ಠ
    Anonus said:

    he's not a bot is he

    No, he’s a real bloke with a profile bio that is pretty similar to his message. I wouldn’t be surprised if he has a message saved in his phone that he fires off to every woman he comes across.

    He’s also very fond of snapchat filters.
  • Imipolex GImipolex G
    Touch the cow. Do it now.
    disloyal unloving uncaring dishonest
  • ToolsieToolsie
    ಠ_ಠ
    Linnea Quigley said:

    disloyal unloving uncaring dishonest

    The new Fall Out Boy single
  • Imipolex GImipolex G
    Touch the cow. Do it now.
    it's emo as fuck
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    edited 2018-10-15 19:06:02
    Linnea Quigley said:

    disloyal unloving uncaring dishonest



    Youtube Poop: Clumsey Truthful Wholesome Small Mage Koopas
  • Imipolex GImipolex G
    Touch the cow. Do it now.
    you never tire of the youtube poop, do you gmh
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Linnea Quigley said:

    you never tire of the youtube poop, do you gmh


  • AlirozAliroz
    edited 2018-10-22 22:54:22
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    My face when the king tries to have my saintly friend murdered but doesn't realize that he dooms his kingdom in doing so, and the peasants are jealous of my mustache.

    image
  • TatterhoodTatterhood
    WHOMP WHOMP WHOMP said:

    My face when the king tries to have my saintly friend murdered but doesn't realize that he dooms his kingdom in doing so, and the peasants are jealous of my mustache.


    image
    same
  • AlirozAliroz
    edited 2018-10-31 17:10:54
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    My face when the gods strike us all blind and take away the sun because the time for war has ended and the time for peace has begun, but I'm also showing off my beautiful spear.

    image
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    edited 2018-10-31 19:01:15
    And now, happy birthday to me (as stated in my full-size avatar picture), for real.
  • TreTre
    image
    harpy birf
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    edited 2018-11-01 01:27:42
    Drywall said:

    harpy birf

    oh so that's how new harpies come into this world!

    (thanks <3)
  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Mairzy doats and dozy doats and Waitermanzy divey

    You seem to be in a good mood tonight, chef

    Of course I am! Don't you know what tonight is?

    It's Halloweene, Chef!

    Yeah! It's also death-of-October day!!

    Death of what?

    It's the day when October finally dies and lets November take her place as Queen Month

    are all the months queens?

    most of them are, yeah
    except may
    maay is an empress

    we're not making many typos tonight, i notice

    that's becuase the author is finding it more difficult than usual to amvoid hitting backpace

    that makes sense
    it's jsuch an automatic thing that she probably had to make a deliberate effort to avoid doing it

    eeyup
    anyways, in honor of october-'s about to die day, let's sing some traditonal carols

    i don't know any

    then i'll star!t
    WAKE ME UP BEFORE YOU GO GO
    DONT LEAVE ME HSNAING ON LIKE A YOYO

    that 's the best october death carol i've ever ehard, cehf

    thanks, watierman
    now you try one

    sure
    YO I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I WANT, WHAT I REALLY REALLY WANT

    SO TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT, WHAT YOU REALLY WREALLY WANT

    I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I WANT, WHAT I REALLY REALLY WANT

    SO TELL ME WHAT YOUW ANT, WHAT YOU REALLY WANT

    i want a quesadilla

    i think i remember how to make those

    you probably do, but you fed the last of our cheese to that sherriff's depty who was heare earlier

    wait, quesadillas use cheese?
  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    (A sheffly divey too, wooden shoe)
  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    As long as this website is still accessible on the Internet there will continue to be Chef & Waiterman posts
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    i had a quesadilla
  • Imipolex GImipolex G
    Touch the cow. Do it now.
    RIP October
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Linnea Quigley said:

    RIP October

    :(
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    we should continue celebrating halloween all the time
  • Imipolex GImipolex G
    Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I do
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Linnea Quigley said:

    I do

    w00t
  • AlirozAliroz
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Still Halloween over here.
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    so what should i do after Halloween?  should i continue being Solo Vivace?
  • Imipolex GImipolex G
    Touch the cow. Do it now.
    harveymagusglenn
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Linnea Quigley said:

    harveymagusglenn

    but

    being a dragon girl is fun
  • MetaFourMetaFour
    For once, or maybe twice, I was in my prime.
    I had a bad dream last night that was almost like something out of Philip K Dick's trippier novels. It started off as an alien invasion scenario, but then it turned out the invasion actually happened in an alternate reality, not in mine. Except we were somehow receiving TV and radio signals from the reality where the invasion did happen, and that was gradually transforming our reality into the one where Earth was already conquered.
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