The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.
    let's rotate the board
  • So... guess who is now unemployed after losing my job yesterday?

    I wanted to leave anyway, so...
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    :(
  • sorry to hear that :(
  • Munch munch, chomp chomp...
    :[
  • edited 2019-03-05 22:37:54
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    That's not good...
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Odradek said:

    We'll remember you forever Eddie
    Thru' the sacrifice you made we can't believe the price you paid
    For love

    Little Eddie Mitty born in Jersey City
    Started singin' when he was five
    Never knew his father mother didn't bother
    To catch his last name fast as he came

    He was off and flying
    Times were really trying
    Eddie and his mother alone
    Soon another mister soon a baby sister
    Mama kept swingin' and Eddie kept singin'

    Ah ya ya ya ya ya
    Ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya
    Ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya
    Ya ya ya ya for love for love

    And now the tragic story
    Eddie's sister, Mary Louise, needed an operation
    To get the money he would have to become an overnight sensation
    Eddie believed the American people
    Had wonderful, lovegiving hearts
    His well publicized end he considered would send
    His memorial album to the top of the charts... and it did

    Chorus

    When a young singer dies to our shock and surprise
    In a plane crash or flashy sports car
    He becomes quite well known
    And the kindness he's shown has made more than one post mortem star
    Well you did it Eddie and though it's hard to applaud suicide
    You gave all you could give so your sister could live
    All America's choked up inside

    We'll remember you forever Eddie
    Thru' the sacrifice you made we can't believe the price you paid
    For love


  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Odradek said:

    Panurge said:

    We'll remember you forever Eddie
    Thru' the sacrifice you made we can't believe the price you paid
    For love

    Little Eddie Mitty born in Jersey City
    Started singin' when he was five
    Never knew his father mother didn't bother
    To catch his last name fast as he came

    He was off and flying
    Times were really trying
    Eddie and his mother alone
    Soon another mister soon a baby sister
    Mama kept swingin' and Eddie kept singin'

    Ah ya ya ya ya ya
    Ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya
    Ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya
    Ya ya ya ya for love for love

    And now the tragic story
    Eddie's sister, Mary Louise, needed an operation
    To get the money he would have to become an overnight sensation
    Eddie believed the American people
    Had wonderful, lovegiving hearts
    His well publicized end he considered would send
    His memorial album to the top of the charts... and it did

    Chorus

    When a young singer dies to our shock and surprise
    In a plane crash or flashy sports car
    He becomes quite well known
    And the kindness he's shown has made more than one post mortem star
    Well you did it Eddie and though it's hard to applaud suicide
    You gave all you could give so your sister could live
    All America's choked up inside

    We'll remember you forever Eddie
    Thru' the sacrifice you made we can't believe the price you paid
    For love

    Roll on thunder shine on lightnin' the days are long and the nights are frightnin'
    Nothing matters anyway and that's the hell of it
    Winter comes and the winds blow colder well some grew wiser you just grew older
    And you never listened anyway and that's the hell of it

    Good for nothin' bad in bed nobody likes you and you're better off dead goodbye
    We've all come to say goodbye goodbye
    Born defeated died in vain
    Super destruction you were hooked on pain and tho' your music lingers on
    All of us are glad you're gone
    If I could live my life half as worthlessly as you
    I'm convinced that I'd wind up burning too

    Love yourself as you love no other be no man's fool be no man's brother
    We're all born to die alone y'know that's the hell of it
    Life's a game where they're bound to beat you and time's a trick they can turn to cheat you
    And we only waste it anyway and that's the hell of it

    Good for nothin' bad in bed nobody liked you you're better off dead goodbye
    We've all come to say goodbye
    Born defeated died in vain
    Super destruction you were hooked on pain and tho' your music lingers on
    All of us are glad you're gone

  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Odradek said:

    Point and counterpoint.


  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Aldous Huxley
  • edited 2019-03-16 01:09:55
    So, do people on TV Tropes know this forum exists or do they not know? Or maybe they don't care?
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    The latter
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Some of them might know, but I doubt they care.
  • Yeah, some people there know, but most of those people are already on here anyway.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    most of us have long since abandoned TVT
  • edited 2019-03-16 03:31:27
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    I got banned from TVT, so's I could talk to the mods and try to get them to unban a friend.  It didn't work.

    I have at least three other accounts that I edit the wiki with but do not post.

    But yeah, I still love the old place (if any tropers are reading this, Hi!).
  • Sup

    I'm not dead.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    it's the ghost of Toolsie
  • edited 2019-03-16 19:05:27

    So, do people on TV Tropes know this forum exists or do they not know? Or maybe they don't care?

    They know but most dont care to visit since the users are mostly old timers they dont know

    [Edited to fix formatting 'cause it was breaking things. — Central Avenue]
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Hi Tools. What's up?
  • i'll break all the things

    and wreck it
  • Ultimatum said:

    i'll break all the things


    and wreck it
    wreck those potato chips good, baby
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    waitrman waiterman waiterman
    check it out

    what's up chef

    as it turns out
    i was the 1999 CUyahoga county TETRIS CHAMPIoN all along!!

    ooh, cool
    how'd you win that title?
    did it involve lots of practie?

    it dpeends on whether you consider writing emails to strong bad on my lunch hour to be "tertris pratcie"

    i don't see why it wouldn't be
    by the way, what's that in your hand?

    it's an apple

    no, it's clearly a bell

    yeah. i'm gonna ring the bell to acquire an apple

    how does that work?

    according to local legend
    if you ring the bell at JUST the right time
    2 AM on Friday, March 43rd
    hte protagonist of the 2006 film adaptation of SILENT HILL will come to you in a dream and offer you an apple

    um, chef?

    yes, watierman?

    are you sure you ddint't juts make that up?

    of course i just made itu p
    but i don't se why that maeans it can't be true

    that's surprisingly sound logic coming from you, chef

    eveyrthing i say is osund logic
    now get in the car, we're going to Virginia to go on a tour of rural grocery stores

    What car, shef? you sold your volkswagen last week because you didn't like the company's Nazi orgiins

    I only buy cars made my FICTIONAL nazis, like Tanya Degurechaff

    How did you manage to spell her name right right on the first try?

    Spell? But we're speaking, not tayping

    Oh yeah
    I forget about that sometimes
    Let's go to Macy's

    I'll get the Crisco
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    can't go to Macy's without the Crisco
  • edited 2019-03-27 00:25:47
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    It's the only way to bribe the door-guards to let you in.
  • i thought guards were bribed by water, soda pop, or lemonade
  • edited 2019-03-30 01:15:37
    Anyone feel like this year is going by so slow?
  • I played the song of time to slow down time

    imageimageimageimageimage
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    it's as fast as any other year
  • i think it's going too fast
  • For once, or maybe twice, I was in my prime.
    image
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Yarrun's alive!

    "Alice, you talk to him almost daily."

    Yarrun's alive!
  • Munch munch, chomp chomp...
    Babe, you talk to him almost daily.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Hi boar!
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.

    did you know they made a movie about Yarrun
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)

    Blue

    YARRUN!

    -HUG-
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    OC Midlander Hyur, wearing the Gold Spectacles and the Cashmere Robe of Healing, dyed... Gloom Purple, I'd say?
  • Munch munch, chomp chomp...
    Babe you're fuckin' hopeless.

    <3
  • So I have a Sim. He’s the 3rd Generation Heir of the family. As a joke, I decided to make a female clone of him.

    He’s fallen in love with her.

    WTF game.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    That’s, like, the ultimate sim incest. Simcest.
  • They’re not related, they just look identical.

    Still weird.

    So naturally I made them hook up >_>
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    A lot of couples in real life look like each other, actually
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    yes
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