The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • pennsylvania damage over time
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    might as well stand for that
  • Apparently the olympics are happening.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

    Apparently the olympics are happening.

    yes they are
  • Applied for another job. 

    Same job I applied for last summer, actually. 
  • So I took a personality quiz, and I came out as INFP

    I'm 97% Introverted.

    Heh heh, yeah, that sounds about right.  

  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    I am consistently either INFP or ENFP on those quizzes and ride the middle of the line between introversion and extroversion very tightly.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    The one time I took one of those, I got 100% introverted.

    sounds about right
  • kill living beings
    i think those spacesuits are mainly designed to deal with wide spread heated atmosphere, not a pinprick arc
  • Being an adult is realising that, yes, you can go through the hassle of baking a cake, or you could just go to the shops and buy one.

    “Celebration cake” my arse. I’m celebrating still being alive by clogging my arteries up with cake.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Cake is excellent and life would be sadder without it.
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Either way, ultimately, you have cake, and cake is good.
  • I got brownie mix
  • I have to house to myself for the night, and I hate it.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    why would you hate such an excellent and awesome thing?
  • Because I’m all alone with the voices in my head and my anxiety telling me that I’m going to die
  • With my parents home, I know that I can wake them if something is wrong. When they’re not...
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    that sounds awful

    you have anybody you can like make phone calls to or something?
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    oh :(
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I would offer Tools my phone number except I'm pretty sure my plan does not include international calls.

    I can't even send text messages to Section.
  • Tomorrow, after my meeting, I’m going to buy cheap Valentine’s Day chocolate that will heavily discounted.
  • Lol I keep getting paranoid that I am gonna try to log in here at some point and be banned.

    Banned for what, I don't know.

    I don't even know why I am paranoid about it, have there even been any major bannings lately anyway?
  • Banned for biting ankles and being too cute and mewing in the middle of the night, maybe.
  • Do cats really bite ankles?

    Worst my dog does is lick you in the face after he’s licked his own arse.
  • Dusty does.

    She gives me a love nip at my foot if I don't pay attention when she headbutts my leg and mews at me.

    It is weirdly adorable.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I can't remember anyone being banned for a while.

    At any rate it seems unlikely you would be
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    crankline: I SWALLOWED THE MOJAVE.
  • extremely not so but maybe just a tad yes
    ...swallowed it whole?
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    nilts
  • Centie why.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    mojave music
  • don't do the thing

    (You can do the thing or the thing or even the thing, though.)
  • So I’ve put a forehead pore cleaner strip thingie on, and it’s over a couple of spots that have scabbed over.

    This may have been a mistake.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Yikes.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    You're doomed
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    The forum seems rather dead tonight
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    the forum sleeps tonite
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)


    Sorry, I've been watching this for at least three hours, I swear it gets funnier every time.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    You've reached the voice mailbox of the Legitimate Business Fairy. I am unable to come to the phone right now. Please leave a message with your name, credit card number, expiration date and security code, and I will return your call as soon as possible. *beep*
  • *does a rather fancy sequence of somersaults into the thread*

    ...I don't know either but it felt... relevant.
  • see because it is a cat
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Hi Ozzy! How goes the being super awesome?
  • Also because that is pretty much what gave me the idea.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    moo
  • Meow.
  • Anyway things are going thingishly, which is good.

    And Dusty is super adorable as usual.

    And I keep trying to remind myself to like... actually post in here.

    But yeah, goes good.
  • But for now I should get offline for the night so I can get some sleep.
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