The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • IN THIS WORLD IT'S MILK OR BE MILKED
    the forum sleeps tonite


  • Sorry, I've been watching this for at least three hours, I swear it gets funnier every time.
  • The moonlight is the message of love.
    You've reached the voice mailbox of the Legitimate Business Fairy. I am unable to come to the phone right now. Please leave a message with your name, credit card number, expiration date and security code, and I will return your call as soon as possible. *beep*
  • *does a rather fancy sequence of somersaults into the thread*

    ...I don't know either but it felt... relevant.
  • see because it is a cat
  • The moonlight is the message of love.
    Hi Ozzy! How goes the being super awesome?
  • Also because that is pretty much what gave me the idea.
  • IN THIS WORLD IT'S MILK OR BE MILKED
    moo
  • Meow.
  • Anyway things are going thingishly, which is good.

    And Dusty is super adorable as usual.

    And I keep trying to remind myself to like... actually post in here.

    But yeah, goes good.
  • But for now I should get offline for the night so I can get some sleep.
  • Bye! I've missed you because you're cool!

    Resurgam.
  • edited 2018-02-18 23:59:30

    hot take: 'Whom did you give it to?' is a perfectly fine and actually proper sentence and people whining that it doesn't sound natural can suck it
  • extremely not so but maybe just a tad yes
    big agree.
  • IN THIS WORLD IT'S MILK OR BE MILKED
    seems okay
  • Dad seems to have forgotten that I have a small stomach and have just walked 7K steps down to the local shop and back, and that it has been three hours since we had tea. So instead of complaining that I shouldn't be hungry, maybe he should realise that I've digested all my food and therefore need feeding, because I've actually moved around and not sat on my arse watching TV all evening. 
  • Anyway, how are we all?
  • IN THIS WORLD IT'S MILK OR BE MILKED
    glum
  • Apparently, facebook chat lags on my laptop if I have a paused giant bomb video in another tab.

    I know my laptop is old but that really feels like something is not optimized well. This is practically the first time I've even had any performance issues on it. (I've had some when using WINE but that's to be expected.)
  • I just forgot how old I was

    Derp
  • IN THIS WORLD IT'S MILK OR BE MILKED
    I've done that repeatedly

    Gets harder to remember as you get older, honestly.
  • I was browsing through dating profiles, just to have a little took, and I was a 22 year old. I thought "Oh, that's okay, they're only two years older than me." Then I thought, "No, you idiot. You're not 24, you're 23." 
  • Person just messaged me: "So why type of guy are you looking for?" 

    Not someone like you, obviously.
  • extremely not so but maybe just a tad yes
    owned.
  • I dyed my hair yesterday
  • IN THIS WORLD IT'S MILK OR BE MILKED
    what color? I'm hoping for purple
  • Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.
    i wonder if i'd look good with dyed hair
  • what color? I'm hoping for purple

    Nah, just made the ends of my hair a bit more redder.

  • IN THIS WORLD IT'S MILK OR BE MILKED
    oh
  • Applied for a library job.

    I could work in a library, no problem.
  • IN THIS WORLD IT'S MILK OR BE MILKED
    I had a volunteer position in a library once.

    It was, by far, the nicest job I ever had.
  • It's a paid job, which is nice. 

    The deadline isn't until next month, but I think I stand a chance. They need someone who loves books and has experience of dealing with public. 
  • IN THIS WORLD IT'S MILK OR BE MILKED
    "loves books and has experience of dealing with public"

    a rare combo
  • I've served customers at my old voluntary job, so I'm used to dealing with public. 

    And I love books.

    I may be an extreme introvert, but I can give the impression of being extroverted. 

    Fake it 'til you make it.
  • IN THIS WORLD IT'S MILK OR BE MILKED
    moo
  • kill living beings
    I remembered that several years ago there was a Japanese novel I was interested in reading, and that it had onlyb een translated into French

    i'm like never going to remember the title now, agh
  • IN THIS WORLD IT'S MILK OR BE MILKED
    guess what



    boobs
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    The more I read about why Batman & Robin is seen as bad, the more I feel that the world wasn't ready for it in 1997
  • IN THIS WORLD IT'S MILK OR BE MILKED
    the world may never be ready for it
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

    the world may never be ready for it

    Well, like, the whole "eww Bat-nipples" and "homoeroticism is uncomfortable" things
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Then again, given the typical audience for the source material, I'm sure Batman from a non-straight perspective bothers them in any event
  • kill living beings
    more like soup imo
  • edited 2018-02-27 01:44:29
    ಠ_ಠ
    At Rainbows yesterday, this conversation occurred:

    Me: I might be going back to university soon.
    6 year old: I’ve already been to university.
    Me: You’ve already been to university? What’d you study?
    6 y.o: *thinks for a moment* Potatoes.
    Me: You studied potatoes at university? You must like fries, then.
    6 y.o: I love fries so much.

    Girl is going places.
  • IN THIS WORLD IT'S MILK OR BE MILKED
    Potatoes is what you study at the University of Idaho.
  • edited 2018-02-27 20:31:40

    Potatoes is what you study at the University of Idaho.

    Actually, yeah. This is true. There is a lot of interesting programs and research being done in the field of Potato-growing.
  • kill living beings
    UI has plenty of ag stuff yeah

    says guy who went to nearby school that also had tons of ag stuff, some of which probably involved potatoes
  • The moonlight is the message of love.
    Ohio State also has loads of ag stuff, which is unsurprising if you know we were originally Ohio Agricultural and Mechanical College.
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