You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
(While running from the Headmistress and her prefects, Princess Alice rounds a corner and ducks into an unused classroom.)
FAMILIAR VOICE: Oh good, you made it after all! I invited Guardsman Payne but he didn't come.
ALICE: Oh no, it's...
SAFETY FAIRY: Hi, I'm your Havens County Safety Fairy, here to keep you from being horribly maimed!
ALICE: I know who you are. Now be quiet, or they'll--
(Two prefects burst into the room.)
PREFECT: Princess! It's over. We're taking you to the Headmistress's office.
SAFETY FAIRY: Rude! Princess Alice here is about to watch my presentation! Isn't that right, milady?
ALICE: Uh...Sure.
(Alice takes a seat.)
ALICE: Yes, I'm going to watch her presentation, which is about...
(The Safety Fairy turns on a projector and pulls up a PowerPoint presentation. The title side says "HEALTH & SAFETY POLICY UPDATES, JANUARY 2016.)
SAFETY FAIRY: Good morning, lady, gentlemen. I'm your Havens County Safety Fairy, here to keep--
ALICE: You said that already.
SAFETY FAIRY: Welcome to my brief overview of the January 2016 Health & Safety policy updates!
(The prefects head for the door.)
SAFETY FAIRY: No, no, gentlemen! You're welcome to stay too. As prefects, I'm sure you value student safety, after all.
(The prefects exchange an awkward glance and sit down on either side of Alice.)
SAFETY FAIRY: This month, I've decided to focus my efforts on a very serious danger facing Centralians today.
(The Safety Fairy waves her wand; the text on the slide changes to "Procedures for Safely Handling the Mood Swings of Emotionally Disturbed Princesses.")
ALICE: On second thought, can you guys go ahead and take me to the Headmistress?
PREFECT: Shh.
OTHER PREFECT: This presentation looks like it might have some useful information.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
I wonder how Ash got hir hands on a fairy wand
Doesn't seem like the kind of thing they'd usually trust non-fairies with
Doesn't seem like the kind of thing they'd usually trust non-fairies with
I made it myself, of course! With some assistance from a wandsmith I consulted, and I asked the Safety Fairy to check it for me to make sure it was authentic and would work as intended.
Which she did, although she did say that no wand is safe for a child to use and suggested I use a plastic safety wand instead. But I think I can handle it. I understand the general theory, at least, and everything I've tried so far has worked fine.
i remember when they changed it to Choco Krispies and they had a commercial announcing the change and then not that long afterwards they changed it back to Coco Pops cuz i guess people here didn't take to it
Also: Apparently it is time f9r me to ad9pt a slightly different register 9f c9mmunicati9n. Perhaps 69thers9me, 6ut t9 d9dge the inevita6le w9ld 6e highly pr96lematic.
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Oh well. Good job I can delete music straight from my iPod.
If my alarm is set for 9am or 11am, I will always wake up at 8:27am. Always.
Why so specific, brain?
An age of emotional violence and personal apocalypse, culminating in chopping down and chopping apart one's ego and rebuilding, going by the lyrics.
Also, Tre: All Delighted People and Enjoy Your Rabbit might be up your alley.
FAMILIAR VOICE: Oh good, you made it after all! I invited Guardsman Payne but he didn't come.
ALICE: Oh no, it's...
SAFETY FAIRY: Hi, I'm your Havens County Safety Fairy, here to keep you from being horribly maimed!
ALICE: I know who you are. Now be quiet, or they'll--
(Two prefects burst into the room.)
PREFECT: Princess! It's over. We're taking you to the Headmistress's office.
SAFETY FAIRY: Rude! Princess Alice here is about to watch my presentation! Isn't that right, milady?
ALICE: Uh...Sure.
(Alice takes a seat.)
ALICE: Yes, I'm going to watch her presentation, which is about...
(The Safety Fairy turns on a projector and pulls up a PowerPoint presentation. The title side says "HEALTH & SAFETY POLICY UPDATES, JANUARY 2016.)
SAFETY FAIRY: Good morning, lady, gentlemen. I'm your Havens County Safety Fairy, here to keep--
ALICE: You said that already.
SAFETY FAIRY: Welcome to my brief overview of the January 2016 Health & Safety policy updates!
(The prefects head for the door.)
SAFETY FAIRY: No, no, gentlemen! You're welcome to stay too. As prefects, I'm sure you value student safety, after all.
(The prefects exchange an awkward glance and sit down on either side of Alice.)
SAFETY FAIRY: This month, I've decided to focus my efforts on a very serious danger facing Centralians today.
(The Safety Fairy waves her wand; the text on the slide changes to "Procedures for Safely Handling the Mood Swings of Emotionally Disturbed Princesses.")
ALICE: On second thought, can you guys go ahead and take me to the Headmistress?
PREFECT: Shh.
OTHER PREFECT: This presentation looks like it might have some useful information.
Which she did, although she did say that no wand is safe for a child to use and suggested I use a plastic safety wand instead. But I think I can handle it. I understand the general theory, at least, and everything I've tried so far has worked fine.
Infographic didn't mention the reason Dove chocolate uses a different name in the UK - here Dove is a brand of soap, so quite a different sort of bar.
makes me wonder if the Mars bar has any alt names elsewhere
so when it's 8888 you'll be Vriska?
Myr, what is your position on hermit crabs in glass shells?