The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • my sister expects my mom to help her but if mom helps too much she has a hissy fit and says mom is doing the work for her
  • My dreams exceed my real life

    .....

    I was hoping for hash browns :<

    Much like Garfield who hates Mondays and loves lasagna, Naney has totally arbitrary opinions for a cat.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    It's not like Garfield has to go to work, why does he hate Mondays?
  • Jon has to go to work and he's lonely

    (*beat*)

    naaaahhhhhhhhhhh
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Fuck you Jon

    You white, white, white guilt, milktoast, piece of human garbage.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Radio keeps going on about Rupert Murdoch getting married. Presumably they are hoping that Jerry Hall is a lich hunter and is seeking his phylactery.
  • I'm so tired >:
  • (*tucks u in*)
  • But I have so much to do like make dinner, revise for my Friday exam, buy a PS4 so I can preorder a game, work on my Sims 3 legacy... zzzzzzzzz
  • and when the ocean rises up above the ground, maybe i'll drown in Ca-a-a-arolina
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Dear _______ __________, known on the internet as "Aliroz",

    it has come to our attention that you have, in many instances, heroically stuck up for the United States and her Government, against antisocials and free thinkers.  As a reward for your loyalty and good citizenship, enclosed is five hundred (500) U.S. (United States) dollars.

    Sincerely,

    Government of the United States of America
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    What?

    I can dream, can't I?
  • I have a bunch of stuff I want/need to do but it involves going outside and its -5 degrees and I don't want my lips to get even more chapped :<
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Sigh.

    Stupid freedom of speech.

    Condemn the government, get praised as a free thinker; praise the government, get no praise.
  • kill living beings
    have you considered employment at RAND
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)

    have you considered employment at RAND

    I'd just be the new Dreyfus, being the town luddite who says things so aggressively that I make good ideas sound stupid.

  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    The final boss of Shadows of Undrentide is a gorgon lich. It is never really explained why a gorgon would perform a ritual that would blind her.

    Her phylactery is a clockwise rotating light stored in a ring of crystals.
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Actually, I think I just want moneys.
  • kill living beings
    this is not incompatible with employment in the military industrial complex
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    DnD calls gorgons medusas. It therefore follows that it should call fae mabs, vampires draculas, and wolves fenrirs.
  • My dreams exceed my real life

    DnD calls gorgons medusas. It therefore follows that it should call fae mabs, vampires draculas, and wolves fenrirs.

    See the problem with D&D is that Gorgons and Medusas both exist, and are entirely different monsters.

    See: Cockatrices and Basilisks.
  • kill living beings
    "mabs"?
  • edited 2016-01-12 17:21:31
    image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.

    DnD calls gorgons medusas. It therefore follows that it should call fae mabs, vampires draculas, and wolves fenrirs.

    See the problem with D&D is that Gorgons and Medusas both exist, and are entirely different monsters.

    See: Cockatrices and Basilisks.
    Cockatrices and basilisks are an interesting one, really. Some sources suggest that the creatures are one and the same, while others consider the basilisk a particularly nasty murdersnake.

    ...And now I'm thinking of how DnD gorgons are catoblepas, and yet DnD also has catoblepas.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    image
  • Is it just me, or do YouTubers who like their own videos come off as a little... Needy and desperate?
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Left 4 Dead 3, exclusively for Gear VR.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Sony is attempting to copyright the words "Let's Play"

    Thankfully, Youtubers are slowly getting rid of all words that can be used to describe or categorize things other than "Content" so it doesn't matter.
  • kill living beings
    social lubricant games with strangers are a great way to make my life a living nightmare
    oh, right
  • Munch munch, chomp chomp...
    My Hypothetical Addiction: The Northernlion Story.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    http://www.polygon.com/2016/1/12/10754130/lets-play-trademark-sony

    Trademark, not copyright

    I don't think words can be copyrighted
  • kill living beings
    my first class is terror and in my second the project i wanted got sniped by a clique

    bluh
    Anonus said:

    I don't think words can be copyrighted

    indeed not, unless it's a long made-up one
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I hereby trademark the word "cow"
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    for what purpose(s)
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    so that I can sue anyone who uses it

    it's the American way
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Update: car failed to make it to school for the second time today

    Currently looking up bus schedules for tomorrow
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    aww
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    What's wrong with it?
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

    What's wrong with it?

    It's 25 years old and it doesn't work well in the cold weather

    I wouldn't have bought it had I known that...but I bought it in June
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Even the Imimobile seems a tad reluctant to start up in the cold.

    Who invented winter? I shall smite them.
  • edited 2016-01-12 22:01:31
    ಠ_ಠ
    It's rained solidly since 1pm. It's now 10pm.

    It may have stopped for a bit, but it still been solidly raining.
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    *gives cartoon boy the day off*
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    It's weird how over time, the media has gotten more accepting of portraying friction in families and difficult children.

    But at the same time, all of the newspaper comics that started out as "this kid is a little shit/at least kind of a little shit" are now saccharine as fuck. See: Nancy, Family Circus, Dennis the Menace.
  • edited 2016-01-13 00:21:36
    Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.
    You fucked up! You fucked up! You fucked up! You fucked up! You fucked up! You fucked up! 
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    Scottish Dennis the Menace is still anarchic as ever, i'm pretty sure.
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Tachyon said:

    Scottish Dennis the Menace is still anarchic as ever, i'm pretty sure.

    But that is an entirely different comic, and also Scottish, ergo likely immune to this sort of mind virus.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Well yes, I meant in America.

    British comics might be a different story.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    yeah it's a kids' comic, not a newspaper strip, so probably immune

    i was just noting because Dennis the Menace always makes me think of the UK strip
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