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I know a bunch of science shit so I gotta get something off my chest.
All kinds of shit about bugs. I know a lot of shit about bugs. Emerald cockroach wasps and those things that incest-fuck in utero. Littler things like those bugs that have millions of parasites instead of limbs. That doesn't matter. That's nothing. Epileptical hypersynchronization? Nothing. Halting problem? Wannabe motherfucker. Sodium only being a necessary mineral for animals? Who gives a fuck.
What's fucked up is magnets. Magnetism, just, everything about it, it's fucked up. It is the ultimate weird science fact.
One: It's a product of relativity. If you change reference frames, you can make any magnetic force into a regular old opposites-attract electric Coulomb force. It's just that the charges are, in your original reference frame, moving pretty fast.
Two: It's a product of quantum physics. Ferromagnetism, that is, having a solid "magnetic object" instead of just electromagnets, is impossible in classical mechanics. I mean, yeah, so are lots of things, but this is one that people were aware of thousands of years ago.
So what the fuck is it? Bullshit. Practically imaginary. Moving things really fast in a circle gets you weird forces. It's useful so we can use it but it's bullshit. It's like a video game glitch. "Oh, yeah, there's no speed limit in midair, so if you hop around a lot you go faster." "Oh, yeah, if you spin the electricity around you can use it to charge your phone without a cable." Bull. Shit.
Fucking magnets.
So that memetically dumb ICP lyric was accidentally kind of right, at least about ferromagnetism. It really is some serious magic shit.
I mean, as quantum physics goes it's not a hard to understand result. It's a hundred years old, and it basically boils down to "if you're in thermal equilibrium there is no reason for particles to spin in unison, unless it has some kind of intrinsic spin, and guess what they have in quantum physics".
Solid state physics does get pretty magical though.
Walked in a gypsy's tent with a food stamp And walked out with a magical lamp, yeah I met Milenko, he gave me 3 wishes That night, I fucked 3 fat bitches
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
"How's that a spoiler, Centie?" Well, you never know who may be experiencing Earth for the first time.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
"Bloodmages are the mad scientists of the magic-using world: essentially the Sorcerer gone a little bit rotten. Not rotten enough to be considered un-heroic, but still not the sort of person you'd want to meet in a shadowy alchemy lab."
The first bloodmage quest has you kill 3 people, eat their souls, and then kill the paladin sent to kill you for being a soul eating psychopath.
I think the reason Cinema Sins hate annoys me is that I feel like its detractors are making it out to be something it isn't, and everyone is ignoring the misogynistic memefest that is RLM, which is way more of a detriment to internet film criticism.
I haven't seen anyone use Cinema Sins as proof a movie sucks in order to end a conversation. I have seen people use RLM as that CONSTANTLY, while also insisting it belongs in a museum to be enshrined for future generations.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Welp, the bus I'm supposed to be on right now was 10 minutes late...meaning I wouldn't have had time to make a transfer downtown.
So I said "fuck it" and called my dad for a ride. Hanging out in the lovely warmth of the civil engineering building in the meantime.
I think the reason Cinema Sins hate annoys me is that I feel like its detractors are making it out to be something it isn't, and everyone is ignoring the misogynistic memefest that is RLM, which is way more of a detriment to internet film criticism.
I haven't seen anyone use Cinema Sins as proof a movie sucks in order to end a conversation. I have seen people use RLM as that CONSTANTLY, while also insisting it belongs in a museum to be enshrined for future generations.
I think the reason Cinema Sins hate annoys me is that I feel like its detractors are making it out to be something it isn't, and everyone is ignoring the misogynistic memefest that is RLM, which is way more of a detriment to internet film criticism.
I haven't seen anyone use Cinema Sins as proof a movie sucks in order to end a conversation. I have seen people use RLM as that CONSTANTLY, while also insisting it belongs in a museum to be enshrined for future generations.
if it was not for your posts on this forum regarding RLM existing, i would not even know that they exist
wait actually actually, i have a friend on tumblr who likes RLM? but i would not know anything more than "this is some internet reviewer that a friend of mine likes"
I think the reason Cinema Sins hate annoys me is that I feel like its detractors are making it out to be something it isn't, and everyone is ignoring the misogynistic memefest that is RLM, which is way more of a detriment to internet film criticism.
I haven't seen anyone use Cinema Sins as proof a movie sucks in order to end a conversation. I have seen people use RLM as that CONSTANTLY, while also insisting it belongs in a museum to be enshrined for future generations.
furthermore i can agree with this
Cinema Sins is dumb in the way Buzzfeed is dumb, but if you don't take it seriously then it's just a silly thing, and most people don't take it seriously
i mean i daresay there might be people who treat Cinema Sins as serious criticism, but they'd have to be very young, or at least, very inexperienced, i think. For most people it's just going to be a bit of a laugh.
RLM is a far more insidious presence in critical discussion. Both because it actually IS a presence in critical discussions, and because it's more insidious.
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Solid state physics does get pretty magical though.
And walked out with a magical lamp, yeah
I met Milenko, he gave me 3 wishes
That night, I fucked 3 fat bitches
Except the very few people who have left Earth and then come back, I guess.
a 42 is roughly equivalent to a large or an extra large
of course, so are brain lobes
" it's still pretty phenomenal that it doesn't go wrong... all the time" - my prof, after explaining where freckles come from
The joys of being lactose intolerant
essentially the Sorcerer gone a little bit rotten. Not rotten enough to
be considered un-heroic, but still not the sort of person you'd want to
meet in a shadowy alchemy lab."
The first bloodmage quest has you kill 3 people, eat their souls, and then kill the paladin sent to kill you for being a soul eating psychopath.
So I said "fuck it" and called my dad for a ride. Hanging out in the lovely warmth of the civil engineering building in the meantime.