You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Apparently bribing the prefects to let you leave campus and wander into downtown Havensborough is frowned upon
Something about how, as the reigning monarch, I need to be supervised at all times
Can't a princess ever have some alone time to go to the bookstore by herself??
Mormons are not allowed to consume caffeine or alcohol.
Non-Mormons in Utah are allowed to consume both, but in order to purchase it, they must first engage in ritual combat with the Challenge Snake, which is 200 feet long and which cannot be cut or bruised by human weapons. Thankfully you just have to cut off the bell tied to its tail, which is good because they can reuse the Challenge Snake.
my parents were non-mormons in utah and that sounds about accurate
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
How does one know when one is too reliant on magic??
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
aluminum vs. aluminium
bizarrely my US English spellcheck recognizes both
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
"Caesium" is also IUPAC standard, but my spellchecker only recognizes "cesium".
Spell checking dictionary choices seeming arbitrary?? Who knew?
I must have lost my wallet somewhere very close to my apartment because I bought a coffee at the ok mart over the road at half 4 in the morning, i have a receipt from them, so i must have had it then
this would be less inconvenient if my boyfriend hadn't lost his debit card a week ago. neither of us have any way of getting cash. luckily we do have a reasonable amount of cash...
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
One time I went to withdraw $40 from an ATM, but the machine deducted $40 from my bank account and only dispensed $10
And the punchline: I was so pissed at being cheated out of $30 that I wasn't paying attention and left my debit card behind
Thankfully I was able to get a replacement as soon as I realized it was missing...my local branch prints the cards right there while you wait instead of mailing them to you
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
The explanation, when I went to ask for my $30 back, was that whoever loaded the ATM screwed up and swapped the $5 and $20 bill trays. So when it went to dispense two $20 bills, it gave me two $5 bills instead.
The explanation, when I went to ask for my $30 back, was that whoever loaded the ATM screwed up and swapped the $5 and $20 bill trays. So when it went to dispense two $20 bills, it gave me two $5 bills instead.
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i will aim to do that
that's not what I did at all, nosiree
But... I do like tapping my fingers on my desk and making a satisfying sound.
good 2 know
Neither of them are the famous Cthulhu nor the famous Santa.
losing your SHOES on a night out: idk how tf that happened
Well technically I played it twice. Once to fail to get the second-best ending, and once to get the best ending once I knew how to get it.
that is inaccurate; that's not the voice of Robert Belgrade
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
my wallet is also not in the house
as for my shoes i have absolutely no idea
And the punchline: I was so pissed at being cheated out of $30 that I wasn't paying attention and left my debit card behind