You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
I dreamed I walked under an overpass that was stamped with the date 09-30-94
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
I CAN HEAR THE MUSIC PLAY
I CAN SEE THE BANNERS FLY
I'LL BE WHERE THE EAGLE'S FLYIN' HIGHER AND HIGHER
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
It's amusing to listen to the actual lyrics, because it's pretty blatantly a song about an athlete but with the phrase "St. Elmo's Fire" shoehorned in
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
gravity falls, or The Adventure of Dipper and Mabel of the Family Pines and their Discoveries of the Occult and Paranormal Phenomena in the Pacific Northwest.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Waiterman? What are you doing here?
I work here, Chef! Did you forget?
Oh, right. I thought this was my psychiatrists' office, not the Five Singers REstaruant.
That's the tihrd time you've made that mistake in a week.
i blame Yarrun.
No youdon't.
No I don't.
So how's business been otday?
Not so good
The custoemrs are getting upset
Why?
Well they say they want food
Have you tried preparing ffood for them?
I can't. I have to sit here and watch these several VHS tapes of The Amazing World of Bumball
CAn't you watch tohse later?
No, I told that little girl who lives down teh stret that she could have them
And she'll be here at 6 PM to pick them up
You always get yourself into these jams, chef
I know it :(
wait, i have an idea
why not cook and watch TV at the same time?
Because the tV is in the restroom, not the kitchen
let's move it then
good idea
ok we're in the bathroom now
yes we are
let's pick up the tv
we're doing that
this thing is heavy, chef
where'd you find it
goodwill
they have all the lattest technologies
i mean look how analog and CRT-ish this tV is!
that is pretty modenr, chef
ok we're in teh kitchen
where should i plug in the TV
you can plug it right there where the cordless phone is
But the cordless phone's pluged in there!
unplugi t, obviously
don't be dense, waiterman
but what if someone tries to call
i am expecting a call from my mother
but she can wait, GUMBALL is at stake
fair enough chef, fair enough
also, can I have my iPhone back
I was using it to prop up the stove so it doesn't wobble
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
I have actually seen some of the script for the new Avengers. Here's a sample
Hawkeye: Quip!
Captain America: Quip?
Iron Man: Quip, quip, and again quip.
Black Widow: I am garbage because I have a vagine
Hulk: QUIP!!!!
I feel like one of my other selves would love this. Tre's always been a good fan of quick wit.
I've always hated wit, snark, and most forms of sarcasm. I quite enjoyed avengers, but that was because I was in a room full f people enjoying avengers, and those people were family. I'd enjoy Garbage Patch Kids if my family was watching it and having a good time.
I think you've got Black Widow wrong, it's more like:
Black Widow: Quippity quippers, Hawkeye! Remember that time we did that thing!
Hawkeye: Yes. Quippified Quipplings, that was a thing.
Fans: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I UNDERSTOOD THAT REFERENCE.
or
Black Widow: Quippily quip, my scales I must tip!
Broke human rights laws, now I quip for the cause!
Quickest quip in the shows, flash a quick sexy pose!
So memories will slip, the aud'ence won't feel gypp'd.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
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And I have this strand of hair that is poker straight, and sticks out like a sore thumb amongst my curls.
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
gravity falls, or The Adventure of Dipper and Mabel of the Family Pines and their Discoveries of the Occult and Paranormal Phenomena in the Pacific Northwest.
created by mssr alexander hirsch
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Oh well.
I hate bantar.